Pete Doherty - World's Stupidest Man
I think we all pretty much knew that Pete Doherty was in your top ten list of most stupid people. Sure, not of the entire world, but of the people you know in the celebrity world. I think though with his latest action that he has to be in serious contention for that world title.
Pete was in court Monday because of his arrest for drunk driving. Yes, I know it is hard to keep track of his arrests, but this one was back in June. Again, Pete managed to stay out of jail, because, well I have speculated before that when he was a male hooker that he serviced many of the judges. That is the only thing I can come up with because the guy never goes to jail. In this latest guilty plea he was sentenced to 18 months of not driving a car. Wow. That is a rough one. Do you think he will survive?
OK, but here is the part that puts him in the world class stupid category. On his way into court, Pete was frisked. When he was frisked, a packet of drugs fell out of his pocket. How f**ked up do you have to be to try and smuggle drugs into your own court hearing when you know you are only going to be there a few minutes? Can't leave them in your car?
Anyway, after his hearing, Pete was arrested for possession of controlled substances. He will be back in court at some point in the future and will probably avoid going to jail at that time also. He might want to zip up too. Just saying.