Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Tiger Woods & George Clooney Shared Jaimee Grubbs


It turns out that Tiger Woods and George Clooney have something in common. George Clooney. I really don't see the attraction to her but apparently Tiger and George see something I don't. When asked by US Weekly whether she dated George Clooney she replied, "I know him." Knowing is not really the same as dating. I know that. It is also not the same as having sex with him. However a "source" clears all that right up by saying that Jaimee and George definitely had sex. It isn't clear whether Jaimee was having sex with George at the same time as Tiger or at separate times or if Tiger sent her texts saying he wanted to watch.

Jaimee has also confirmed that Tiger never used a condom and never asked Jaimee if she was on birth control. I wonder if there are any Tiger babies or STD's running around.

30 comments:

  1. I seriously can't stand star fu*kers.

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  2. And PS - the more we hear about Tiger's habits (multiple women, no condoms), the more it seems he WANTED to get caught.

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  3. I agree, RocketQueen. Either he wanted to get caught or he's just really, really stupid/naive/arrogant/all of the above...

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  4. There should be an std named after him.

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  5. For sure there are STD's running around.

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  6. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Grubbs sounds like a hooker name LOL. She is not that attractive at all.

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  7. She knows him in the the biblical sense? ewwwwwwwwwwww. George, I thought you had better taste.

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  8. At least George is smart enough to stay single.

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  9. If my man came home with germs I would DAMN SURE chase his ass with a golf club or any other object I could get my hands on, and start swinging. Eff the "violence is wrong" BS. It's called the heat of passion. Truly temporary insanity.

    I'd beat him anywhere and everywhere I could. And yes, even chase him out the driveway...

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  10. sunnyside, did you really think George had better taste? Really? He's pretty much proven he likes them on the marginally trashy/very trashy side. He's got a type and this girl certainly fits.

    As for Tiger, ugh. He is gross.

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  11. You have to figure if she didn't demand a condom, she probably is infested with anything she could catch, anyway.

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  12. Beth, on second thought, you are probably right.

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  13. I'm bummed by George's bad taste, but at least he knows enough to not get married and start a family if he wants to fool around with girls who look like they charge by the hour. I still have WAY more respect for him than I ever will again for Tiger.

    Countdown to "Oh, poor pitiful me...I'm a gajillionaire sex addict...help me Dr. Phil!" in 5...4...3

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  14. IDIOTS....ALL THREE OF THEM...IT'S LIKE SWIMMING IN A TOILET....YUK

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  15. I predict a Tiger cub in the near future.

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  16. Did anyone else read this story?
    http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes?skyline=true&s=x
    The true number of "mistresses" could be in the hundreds or thousands. He should give Elin half 0f everything just to compensate her for the level of disrespect he has shown her. If he wasn't using protection, he also risked her life.

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  18. Eeeewwwwww! Oh George, why must you be a man-whore. You need to change your ways, because you're running the risk of being booted from my Freebie Five. lol

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  20. a "source" clears all that right up by saying that Jaimee and George definitely had sex

    At this point, I'll believe anything any skeeve says about Tiger, but unless the "source" was operating the camera, leave Clooney out of it, sluts.

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  21. Really, Tiger? No condom use while banging these whores? That's equal parts arrogance and stupidity.

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  22. Did this woman have a magic vagina? Because she is really, really ugly. I can't see the attraction.

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  23. @Caroline, magic vagina, hee hee Yep, she is fugly and has baaa-aaad roots.

    What makes me really sick about Tiger is the STIs he may have infected his poor wife with.

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  24. You don't see the attraction, Enty?

    It's called "beer goggles".

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  25. Anonymous4:55 PM

    I feel like I got herpes just reading the headline.

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  26. Maybe she only knows George orally and got paid for it.
    Her "I know him." means he won't remember her name.

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  27. LOL@ genesis: I got the Tigeritis!!!

    "I wonder if there are any Tiger babies or STD's running around."

    just give it time....

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  28. i never understand why so many people think Clooney is a classy guy!
    because he's funny in interviews?
    because he acts well George Clooney in movies?
    because he knows(sex) every (male/female) mediawhore/starfuckers in the earth?

    because he does well the wannabe-Carey Grant!!

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