Thursday, December 10, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This D list funny guy/B list television actor got his first Botox recently. It was at the insistence of his A list television actress girlfriend who said she was tired of going out with a guy who looks 100. The funnyman went reluctantly but since the first didn't need any prompting to return for his second. It doesn't really matter anyway though since the relationship is going to be toast about a week after Christmas presents are pretended to be exchanged.

33 comments:

  1. jamie kennedy

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  2. I like the Jamie Kennedy guess, but I hate to think of Jennifer Love Hewitt as A-list anything!

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  3. Does he already have the Cartier bracelet?

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  4. @ellen:agreed with you for all

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  5. Dax Shepherd (King of the Hill) - throwing it out as another guess. I don't think J. Love is A-list, but it might just be me.

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  6. Jamie Kennedy is a b-list actor?

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  7. Jamie Kennedy is a b-list actor?

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  8. is jlove a-list?

    what's more awesome interesting here is why the relationship will be toast...is there something juicy in there? come ON, enty.

    dude should've gone to mariah's botax dr...her's looks GREAT.

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  9. I don't J Love & Jamie fit for either of those descriptions.

    I can't think of anyone though. I'd rather know why they're breaking up.

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  10. Since the Breast Whisperer has been on 5 seasons now, I imagine that makes Jennifer L-H tv A list, and Kennedy tv B list by virtue of being a regular. How else to explain how a D list comedian could be a B list tv actor?

    This must be his last season on the show.

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  11. This one should be easy, but I have nothing.

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  12. Absolutely J-Love and Jamie. She's A-list by TV standards -- she's TV commercials, she's the star of a long-running show, she's doing voices of animation and being a headliner in them ... just because she's not all that likeable by us CDAN types, the average joe on the street knows who she is.

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  13. I generally judge A-list by whether or not my parents (who are totally celebrity challenged) would know who they are, and unfortunately I'm pretty sure if I said "They girl on the Ghost Whisperer show" they'd know who I was talking about, and maybe even say, "Oh yah she's in some hair or makeup or something commercials too right?". So yah, I would put her at A list. And definitely think this is them.

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  14. i refuse to believe she's A list by any standards. and i don't see him as a B list actor either.

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  15. Kristen Bell and whatever his name is?

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  16. Wouldn't they both also be movie actors? The Scream and Last Summer franchises were big enough to at least mention them alongside their television work....

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  17. love Kristen Bell, but don't think she's A-list. My parents wouldn't have a clue who she is, not by sight or name. Unfortunately I do think they'd recognize JLH, because of that ghost show and being in tv commercials for different brands.

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  18. What about John Krasinski and Emily Blunt???

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  19. I don't think Kristen would be listed as an A list tv actress. More like B list TV & film actress. Dax has been in more movies than TV as well.

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  20. Thought of Blunt and Krasinski, too, but Blunt not an A-list tv actress.
    I guess JLove is A-list because she carries GW on her own.

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  21. what's his name from SNL (he plays Barack Obama) and the woman from MadMen that plays Peggy

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    what's his name from Arrested Development and his girlfriend. omg, am going senile i cant remember people's names anymore :P

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  22. Jlove is definitely A-list. This fits, except I agree: why didn't he say a list tv and movie? Maybe he thinks "a-list for tv, but not for movie" but doesn't he usually mention it?

    I can't think of anyone else though.

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  23. david cross & amber tamblyn?

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  25. I like the David Cross and Amber Tamblyn guess. She is definitely an A-list TV actress, unlike JLH.

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  26. Enty is good friends w Amber Tamblyn. IF he doesn't like David Cross for some reason, Enty would not have included the snark about the relationship at the bottom. And he would never ever hurt AT by telling her personal business in a blind item.

    AT is permanently safe, sorry. And DC is more like Bminus List. Steady work, everybody recognizes him, even if they don't know his name. AND he was in Mr. Show and Arrested Development, and he's always hilarious, so DC is a BIG STAR to many, many fans.

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  27. "and the woman from MadMen that plays Peggy" - not A-list since none of us can remember her name *L*

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  28. Enty's definition:

    "...A list television actor (definition=someone who has had their own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined or 3 years on one show.)"

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  29. if Jamie Kennedy is B list then this is he and JLH for sure.

    He definitely looks 100, lol.

    and Mooshki: update your blog lady! I'm in need of some funnies ;)

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  30. Mooshki has a blog. I going there right now.

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  31. Char, that is *exactly* how I define A list as well -- if my septuagenarian dad knows who they are, they're A list.

    I am sure JLH reads this site and I bet she went to bed last night hugging herself murmuring, "I'm A list! I'm A list! I'm A list!"

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  32. I have a massive work deadline in about a week, and I am swamped beyond belief, so don't expect any blog updates soon, sorry. :(

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  33. that's cool Mooshki

    there's lots of archives to go through ;)

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