Friday, January 08, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Gorgeous young stud Parrish Maguire is as crafty with publicity as he is shy with his fans. Trust us on this one: He's no tormented Toothy Tile, who can't decide which side of the closet door he wants to be on. Parrish has his feet firmly planted inside his walk-in closet (which holds an unfortunate assortment of Lycra, we're sorry to report), where he fully plans on remaining.

Especially since Mr. Maguire has such magnificent male company to keep him satisfied...

As in a hot boyfriend he's absolutely koo-koo horny for and has had for a while now. And this romantic situation was in full force long before Parrish's handlers saw to it to fix him up with luscious, multitalented celeb Priscilla Desert, who has a bit more experience with boys than even Parrish himself does!

The funny thing is, really, that Parrish's friends are even more cavalier about discussing his same-sex bent than even Toothy's buds are—which is really saying something. It's just that Maguire's personal pals think there's such a disconnect between their crowd and Parrish's suddenly gigantic fanbase, they figured word would never trickle down.

Well, isn't that what gossip columns are for?

Exactly. And let's just say Maguire's pro advisers have been far more clammed up in discussing their client's true sexual preference—and they'd like to keep it that way, and Parrey doesn't mind in the least. Ah, such fun to be young and have not convictions yet; it's so much easier that way! (Poor Toothy.)

By the way, this pretty-open life that Parrish led prior to his meteoric rise to hot-stud fame suddenly explains why he almost didn't get his current fab job. Makes perfect sense.

But so, too, does how Parrish's studio employers decided to get Parrish hooked up with Priscilla ASAP.

And the only difference between Parrish and Toothy here is that P-boy doesn't mind his fakey tabloid ride in the least; Toothy loathes it.

Hmm. Who's going to last longer, in the end?

And It Ain't: Justin Timberlake, Ryan Kwanten, Liam Hemsworth

61 comments:

  1. Ted's blinds always make my brain hurt. :(

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  2. Anonymous9:28 AM

    taylor lautner or whatever his name is?

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  3. Everyone over at the awful truth is guessing Taylor Lautner, but I don't understand why.

    Taylor Swift isn't really "luscious" and definitely doesn't seem like the type who is super experienced with men. Plus, what 17 year old boy has his feet planted firmly on either side of the sexuality spectrum?

    I just don't get why this one seems obvious!

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  4. I think this sounds like Rober Pattison

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  5. Ted needs to give up on any and all Toothy references, that particular blind is past it's expiry date and has kind of moved into "who really gives a flying fig" territory now.

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  6. I agree w/ Lisa - Brad C is my guess. Does anyone know who Toothy actually is? It's mind boggling as I've been reading those Blinds for years and have no idea.

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  7. Ted tweeted this on Monday: "Oh, and guess what? More #Twilight sexy stars making their naughty Vice debut later this week...when do these guys sleep?"

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  8. Tobey Macguire. (If it is him, Ted needs to work on his nicknames.)
    I read Tobey was seen making out with Leo Decaprio.

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  9. Both Bradley Cooper and Rob Pattinson are in previous Blind Vices, so they aren't eligible for this one. Ted never gives anyone two names.

    Toothy Tile is probably Jake G.

    I like the Zachary Quinto guess. T & T aren't together anymore.

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  10. Alexander Skarsguard(sp?)

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  11. @EileenNewell: Toothy Tile is generally agreed to be Jake Glynnenhall (or however his name is spelled). Reese is just a beard.

    I'm going with Robert P. for this one.

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  12. I don't care who is gay. It bugs me that handlers and studios try to hush it. If an actor is great, then it doesn't matter.

    I think Neil Patrick Harris does a great job on How I Met Your Mother (though the show isn't interesting to me anymore).

    I just watched Laura (old movie with the gorgeous Gene Tierney). One of her suitors was Clifton Webb - came off as a little gay in the movie and was in real life but he pulled it off and it is a great film.

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  13. Would you call the girl from Twilight lucsious though?

    Really sick of all the Twilight stuff.

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  14. Zachary Quinto has already been a Ted C. blind. The one about the gay who would NOT agree to an arranged girlfriend.

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  15. Zachary Quinto is pretty much openly gay.no secret there.

    i'm going kellan lutz or taylor lautner. both go DING on the gaydar.

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  16. I like Kellan Lutz for this.

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  17. @Cheryl and Jax, on second thought probably not ZQ. Tayor, Kellen, or Alex S. all seem like good guesses.

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  18. Okay, let's look at the clues. Ryan and Liam are both Aussies, so the person in question is likely one also.
    JT is a musician/actor. So...who is a young Aussie who's also into performing?

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  19. I'm thinking the Pricella name (Miss Priss) acutally fits Miss Taylor Swift, and she's three years older than Taylor Lautner so she might have messed around with one or two boys but I can't imagine she's gotten that far and hasn't written about it. But so I'm going with Taylor Lautner based entirely on Prissy being T. Swift.

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  20. I think it's Xavier Samuel. Aussie. In Twilight. Used to be in a band.

    :D

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  21. Off Topic! But did you guys know Enty basically outed Hayden a couple years ago. On New Years when I was waiting for the reveals, I looked back in time to all the other reveals from previous years, and came across this one. I live in Ontario and knew Hayden was gay long ago, but I never would have guessed ent would actually reveal something so juicy :)


    Blind Item Reveals
    July 27, 2007

    #2 The funny thing is this B list couple are going to stores together and buying things for his boyfriend's home not his home or her home as they want everyone to believe.

    #3 I'm not really one for royalty blind items because I don't know any, but I do know that recently there was some royalty that hit the OC hard. (you can take that however you want, but I don't think they were physically hanging out at Laguna Beach.)

    #2 - Rachel Bilson/Hayden Christensen
    #3 - Prince Harry and Mischa Barton

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  23. Just the other day I read that Taylor Lautner had to really go out of his way to convince the producers that he was right for the role in New Moon. Maybe that's why he's a possible guess (when Ted says he almost didn't get his current job). But the two ladies he's supposedly torn between (Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez) don't strike me as being "experienced" with alot of men.

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  24. Jaiden, I think you might have something with your guess. I didn't know there were any Aussies in Twilight.

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  25. Kellan almost didn't get the role in the first Twilight. Stephanie what's her name, the author, begged for him.

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  26. Henry Cavill.

    I've heard some things...

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  27. Chace Crawford or Ed westwyc?

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  28. I was thinking Kellan might be the blind about the guy who jogs commando in the park and picks up a**. Ted said it was someone who plays a vampire though and there a billion vampire shows. That dude from vampire diaries is also a popular guess.

    On a side note…why doesn’t E get someone to proof these blinds? “But so, too, does how Parrish's studio employers decided to get Parrish hooked up with Priscilla ASAP.” WTF?!!!! He can still do his “Ted Speak” but at least make the sentences comprehensible.

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  29. How about Chris Hemsworth & Natalie Portman, although I don't know if "luscious and multi-talented" is how I'd describe her...

    His brother is one of the nots, he's close to JT in age and looks, and the reference to lycra could be the movie Thor he's set to star in, and/or the Star Trek work he did, plus he was also on Home & Away (as were his brother and the other Aussie "not").

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  30. Oh yeah, he was also on Dancing with the Stars.

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  31. why must Ted's blind items be so convoluted.

    I appreciate trying to be clever but come.the.fuck.on.

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  32. I tend to support the Taylor/Taylor bandwagon.

    Firstly, the male star has a "suddenly gigantic fan base". That fits the level of fame accorded the stars of the Twilight series.

    Secondly, he is "dating" someone "multi-talented". I presume Taylor qualifies due to acting, singing etc.

    Thirdly she may have "a bit more" experience with boys than he does. If he, due to age, has only had two or three male sex partners then she, being three years older, only has to have had three or four male sex partners to qualify. I think its wrong to read a wanton sex life into the blind.

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  33. OMG could this totally be Sebastian Stan and Leighton Meester? I love her and hope whatever their situation is that she's happy...

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  34. I like Royal Eduardo thinking outside the box - could be Ed Westwick though I hope not as I have way too many dirty fantasies about him. Ah well, I can still keep having them, I guess.

    Lutz is another good guess.

    I think BC is too old for this blind (gorgeous young stud) and ZQ already supposedly has his own (gay) BI from Ted.

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  35. I agree w/ Miss Cool. Who cares who they go to bed with if the person in question is otherwise a good and believable actor. Who they go to bed with does not effect me and is of no concern or interest either.

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  36. Fab Femme12:05 PM

    @ Kate - I am totally with you on the Lautner guess. He's young, there's been lots of speculation about his sexual orientation, and fans went into a huge frenzy and petitioned when rumors of the movie studio wanting to recast him surfaced.

    While Taylor Swift is definitely multi-talented, I don't know that you would call her "luscious". That's my opinion.

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  37. Anonymous12:43 PM

    When Twilight came out and became popular their was a big deal about Taylor being replaced. I don't think an explanation as to why he was being replaced was given, but it was a big deal to the fans not to replaced him.

    I right away thought of Taylor as being Parrish.

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  38. I agree, Ms Cool.

    James Dean (definitely a legend in a time when that word is overused) came out as openly bisexual in 1955 while Rock Hudson was still trembling in his closet.

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  39. Since this is a new blind and supposedly Ted doesn't do the same person twice, it can't be the following people:
    Bradley Cooper
    Robert Pattinson
    Tobey McQuire
    Chace Crawford

    I don't think TC has named TL ever being in a blind vice so, I think I am on the Taylor train for now....

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  40. Taylor was almost dropped for the second Twilight movie because the directors didn't think he was "buff" enough to play the role. In the second book, Jacob has beefed up and they weren't sure Taylor could pull off the look. He asked for a few months to give it a shot and was able to bulk himself up enough for the role.

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  41. Question for Melody...

    RE: James Dean... I never heard/read that he officially came out. Do you remember the source? Very interesting as I always thought it was more "industry" knowledge.

    No matter... thanks for sharing that

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  42. The guess about it being an Australian is made stronger by the fact that Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was an Australian film about gay men.

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  43. you guys, this is simple...its Zac Efron

    1)he's young and has a huge fanbase

    2)he and vanessa started "dating" IMMEDIATELY after the whole high school musical thing started

    3)vanessa totally fits the role of "priscilla desert" who is multitalented (acting, dancing, singing) who has more experience w/ boys obviously w/ all her naked pictures...

    and lastly, the three clues at the bottom all give hints toward who it is.

    1)Justin timberlake - he was a disney kid back in the mickey mouse club days, and zac efron is a disney kid w/ hsm

    2)Ryan Kwanten - was in 'summerland' with zac efron

    3)Liam Hemsworth - he's dating Miley Cyrus who is a disney girl, just like Zac Efron is dating vanessa hudgens, a disney girl

    ZAC EFRON...FTW

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  44. I am getting so sick of Ted's homosexual blind vices. Who cares??

    But, I initially thought of:
    A Skarsgaard
    Zac Efron (although, too young?)

    Both girlfriends are actresses and singers

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  45. Anonymous2:53 PM

    I've always wondered if Leo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas are boyfriends. Maybe Leo for this blind? Although I don't know about that "current project" bit.

    On a semi-related note, CDaN readers could stand to brush up on their reading comprehension skills. Too much gossip rotting the brain?

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  46. Anonymous3:18 PM

    I think it's someone more newly famous than Zac Efron... My guess is Chris Pine and his new ladyfriend Olivia Munn

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  47. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Could the BV name be a clue? Taylor will be shoothing a movie with Tom Cruise, who played Jerry Maguire.

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  48. Anonymous4:01 PM

    I love this website, it is SOOOO much better than defamer or gawker, I'm so glad that I found it! Plus you are actually aloud to post things without total censorship (what a concept)! :)

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  49. I hate this asshole for using the name Parish for his blind.
    That's the name I'm planning on using for my son.
    What a dick.

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  50. I think Zac Efron has already been a Blind Item before but the girlfriend part would make more sense than Taylor Swift.

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  51. Taylor Lautner

    He is the flavor of the month right now and he shot to fame plus almost lost the werewolf role

    That's why he & T2 never confirmed their relationship and said they were "just friends" but "appeared" like a couple

    He was in a movie that I saw recently when he was a little younger and you could see that he was sweet as sugar

    I never bought the Taylor Swift bit...her mom was on every date...what horndog teen boy wants to date a girl AND her mom? It just happened so quickly, it always came off as a stunt IMO

    Its a shame that he's so young and can't be who he is

    When will Hwood learn?

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  52. Alexander Skaarskard and Kate Bosworth fer sure

    - AS rumoured to be gay for some time
    - He's famous now for True Blood
    - He's currently 'dating' Kate Bosworth
    - She's known to have dated lots of guys and possibly been a beard (if you don't believe Orlando Bloom is straight)

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  53. Ok, people, it is NOT Taylor Lautner. The 'luscious girlfriend whose been with a lot of men' DOES NOT FIT for Taylor Swift. Hello!

    It IS Kellan Lutz. His girlfriend is an actress on the new 90210 and she's kinda "loose" if you get my drift.

    End of story. Kellan Lutz.

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  54. Sam Worthington, Avatar. Aussie, very big right now.

    Who is he 'dating' though?

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  55. The D-Listed comment about wearing lycra for the green hornet made me think of Ryan Renolds for this BI. Scarlett Jo is certainly very luscious.

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  56. Definetely Taylor Lautner..
    Notice how ted makes the reference
    P-boy..

    During the time the two Taylors were dating, he was always referred to as boy Taylor..

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  57. What about Ryan Reynolds??? Scarlett being Priscilla and the movie he almost didn't get was the Green Lantern!?? Scarlett would make more sense for this too.

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  58. *Green Lantern/ Green Hornet - LOL I'm tired, sorry.

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