Monday, February 22, 2010

Steve Williams Is Going To Be A Busy Guy


Do you know who Steve Williams is? Well, he is the long time caddy to Tiger Woods. He says that when Tiger returns to golf he won't ask his boss about anything that has gone on since Thanksgiving and he also promises to protect him against hecklers who follow Tiger while he is playing. That will be some full time duty there because one of the things about golf and its fans is that the days are long and they are generally pretty well lubricated with alcohol by the time a player like Tiger tees off. I can think of lots of great heckles for people when they see Tiger play.

"Strippers. Get your strippers."

"Duck. Here comes a golf club."

"Hey. Tiger. Look. Derek Jeter is naked."

I could go on all day.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:50 AM

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