A Brangelina Bodyguard Finally Speaks
Last year a Brangelina bodyguard was going to spill what he knew to the press, but Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie went to court and that was that. No secrets. Now though, In Touch claims they have quotes from an actual bodyguard and he is talking. They call him Bill. His first name because he doesn't want to be identified. Apparently Brangelina only hire people named Bill? How in the hell will they not know who it is if he is giving out his first name?
He says that Brad and Angelina sleep in separate rooms. He calls Angelina "psycho" and she mentally abuses her children. She laughs at them when they cry and she nags Brad every waking moment. Angelina is a screamer and a yeller. Brad isn't and takes everything in stride. It is a pretty interesting read.
What their excerpt doesn't talk about is the kinky sex she is apparently still having with her ex. Which ex?
Billy Bob - Hey sport you and the little lady sleeping in separate rooms tonight because I got a hankering for some one on one time with her. I have an itch that needs to be scratched if you know what I mean.
Brad - It's all cool
Billy Bob -Save some of whatever you are smoking for me.
33 comments:
I think the ex would be Jenny Schmitzu if anyone
Wow, I would hate to think of her as a present day Mommie Dearest.
Yeah I could see her still having lesbian sex with Jenny S.
I don't know - everyone wants to have a piece of fame. Maybe this guy got fired and is angry about it. In Touch not the most reliable source around.
Sorry, I don't buy for a minute that she's a terrible parent. Say what you like about the other stuff, but I truly believe this woman wants to be a good mother.
This guy obviously has an axe to grind. Some of it might be true, much should be taken with a lump of salt.
*yawns*
I feel like there have been like ten stories like this
What RocketQueen said.
I could see the "simple people" comment. It's funny cause it's true.
What's wrong with being simple people?
If Angelina is so bad why would Brad stick? They're not even married. And it's not like he needs her for money or fame.
Hey Sue Ellen, so I assume you know his parents to make such a mean comment. Or is it just OK to group anyone from Missouri as "simple"? I do know his family, not well, but enough to know they are anything but simple. They also did all they could to welcome her into the family and she is just a snobby bitch.
I could also see the "Simple people remark", but as RoquetQueen says I don't believe that she's a bad mother those kids seemd to really really love her and not stage in a "I'm afraid" kind of way. What I think is that she is a person that wants everything perfect(OCD?) and don't understand that not everyone is like that.
I could totally see that Billy Bob conversation at the end happening.
I could totally see that Billy Bob conversation at the end happening.
@Drcocks
When you grow up like she did, or in a big city, and you meet people who are "simple people" it's not necessarily funny, it's just different and probably makes you nervous in a way cause you don't understand it or their way of living. It works both ways though. They probably think her upbringing is out of control, which it probably was, and if they said something on the funny side about her, I'd probably laugh at that too.
Wow. what a shock.
oh, also.
who cares?
I BELIEVE IT...ALSO I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED MEDICATED IN THOSE VENICE BALCONY PHOTO'S...
Jenny is hot.
I loved her on that model show, which was way better than Tyra's.
James Haven?
I hope this is true because I have never liked Angelina, pre-Brad and post-Brad. I think she is vile.
i believe it. what you on the outside isn't always what's going on inside, esp. in Hollyweird marriages.
"Last year a Brangelina bodyguard was going to spill what he knew to the press, but Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie went to court and that was that."
So if this wasn't true why would they go to court to block it???
Meh.. I agree with Rocket. I'm also SO sick of these stories. I know, I don't have to read them.. But it's out of control. Just let them be. Let Brad smoke his pot (I wish it was with me, though) and grow his beard as long as he wants..
Like someone said above, In Touch is so unreliable, there have been so many times that they've made claims about this or that, and they've been proven false.
When they do report something juicy, I can't even take them seriously- true or not.
i'm tired by brangelina's stories!
I'm pretty sure most people with money and big homes have their own suites not just their own bedrooms. Personally, I would love my own room. I love my husband but as I get older getting a good nights sleep is tougher and tougher.
I believe everything but them only hiring Bills. hahaha
Gosh, I hope the ex is Jenny b/c the visual with Billy Bob? .vomit.
Well, I'm no fan of AJ and could definitely see her being "a snobby bitch" as one of prev. posters wrote.
That said, I do feel like anyone who's had kids has had at least a few bad parenting moments. I'm glad I don't have the luxury of surrounding myself with paid minions who are halfway out the door to sell my bad moments to In Touch magazine! No, I take that back. I'd rather have some damn help-even if they sell me out later on!
Oh, and if AJ is still hitting up one of her exes, I'd put money on that Canadian dude, Johnny something (can't remember his last name) that was in Trainspotting. They're supposedly still close.
More power to'em except for her being mean to the kids-all of them or just the adopteds?
Just speaking from experience here.
I would assume NOTHING on this report or anything with this tabloid magazine, they obviously are paying the "anonymous bodyguard", people employed by Brad and Angelina sign a confidentiality agreement if this isn't adhered to they are within their rights to sue the guy. What I can't stand is the guy can spread rumours and lies and he will probably still get paid off, even though he broke the agreement, such is the life of celebrity-dom. Celebrities settle all the time on these kind of cases, it is really too bad but I get it and people should not always believe the worst but they do.
I'm really sorry, I may be willfully misunderstanding the "simple people" part, but I LONG to be a simple person. And I mean - oh gosh, how do I explain it - simple, down-home values kind of way.
I'm probably not making sense, but unless you hear that comment come out of her mouth, how do you even know the context? It doesn't have to be a diss.
/rant... Have I mentioned how pretty you all are??? :-)
P.S. loserdude - Brad would stick if she were strong in the sex-foo. And you know it. :-)
hey ea73, johnny isn't Canadian and he's married to some odd-looking model with a baby, thinkin he's moved on..
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