Dolph Lundgren Is Really Big In South Africa
Ever wonder what happened to Dolph Lundgren? Oh sure he pops up now and then here in the movies or on a red carpet, but he usually just has a few words to grunt, collects a paycheck and goes home. Apparently though Dolph is the man in South Africa. He has been the star of a series of commercials which are quite possibly the worst commercials and acting I have seen since The Room. I actually looked to see if Tommy Wiseau directed this thing because it is that bad. What is worse is that Dolph was probably paid $1M or something close to it for this commercial. It is so awful that it is funny. Plus it is only 57 seconds of your life. I spend more time each day picking fuzz from my belly button. I know, I know it seems like a lot of time but it takes me awhile to get through the fat and find my belly button. It is kind of like a treasure hunt.
(Thanks Sharon)
14 comments:
dolph has been AWESOME on the swedish version of eurovision. check him out as a leather daddy, drinking with that ancient vampire from true blood (godfried?) and things will never be the same again
Just like Brigitte Nielsen, he did NOT age well.
I see there are still no black people in South Africa. Other than that, this is awesome! ("Apart from that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?")
http://jacehall.tv/s3episode-1-let-the-battle-begin/
Dolph and Carl Weathers had a rematch recently on the websites The Jace Hall Show...
eh, South Africa with its Dolph love still has better taste than Germany & its Hoff obsession.
Linnea, I've heard about it from friends, I'm gonna go to SVT and look for some videos now!
Mooshki - it ended with a bang.
Bwahahaha!
I kind of think Dolph is looking good for his age!
just ignore those first couple of minutes that are in swedish, and things will get good - i promise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-8BK6z2R4
bad plastic surgery, me thinks.
not that he was ever handsome, IMO.
Bionic Bunny bite your tongue. Dolph was and still is a God.
Shamefully, I really want to do him.
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