If You Have Fake Breasts You Could Be A Terrorist
There I was this morning, flipping through internet sites when I saw something about fake breasts. Naturally, my intellectual side wanted to know more. Well, what I expected and what I got were two totally different things. I was expecting some fluff piece. Instead I discovered that female suicide bombers have now started getting bombs implanted inside their breasts. I can't quite figure out what they are doing but it sounds like you perform the surgery and while you are inserting the implants you also insert some explosives.
Apparently no airport scanner can really pick it up, and what if the metal detector goes off? The woman could strip naked and they will think it is ok to let her get on the plane. So, I'm guessing that in the next few weeks someone will decide that if you have fake breasts you will probably need an extra thorough check. I'm sure out of intense civic pride and patriotism that Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen and Jesse James will be happy to volunteer for the duty.
On the bright side, this could mean less women traveling with fake breasts so no lines at LAX.
I am so sad for the women (and men) who get talked into this terrorist suicide-bombing bullshit, and terrified for everyone else.
ReplyDeleteHow do you light them? Please tell me the wick comes out of their nips. That would be just too rich.
ReplyDeleteBased on my complete lack of medical and bomb-making knowledge, I'd say it's a remote detonation thing, not a wick thing. Although that *would* be awesome.
ReplyDeleteWill TSA start doing mammograms for fake breasts before you can board?
"On the bright side, this could mean less women traveling with fake breasts so no lines at LAX."
ReplyDeleteBuwahahaha.
Ditto on RQ. It's sad and scary.
Wouldn't it show up on those full body scans? If you can see someone's private parts on it, couldn't you see a bomb? Maybe the silicon hides it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Is this why Johnny Depp wants no women with implants cast in his new Pirates movie? No terrorists on the set?
ReplyDelete@Christine
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right, but then they'd have to hide the detonator somewhere. Possibly their pants.
Off topic/on topic:
You'd think with the USA being pals with Israel they might take a page or two from their book on how not to be hijacked. I mean, they only live in an area that is surrounded by people who (mostly) hate them. I don't think they've had a hijacking since the 70's.
Just a thought.
Wow, new meaning for having a ticking time bomb in your chest
ReplyDeleteThis is disturbing on so many levels. I don't quite have the words for it...
ReplyDelete... what a fraud- there are no women getting explosives put in their fake breasts. There is no evidence for that whatsoever. This is a CIA-sponsored ploy to start strip-searching women w/o probable cause. The full body "xray" machines were the first step to State-sponsored tyranny and are a complete violation of privacy - women, little boys and little girls walking through the machine don't realize it shows them completely naked to the unknown TSA screener at the monitor... who could be a pervert/pedo/registered sex offender...et al...
ReplyDeleteYou all need to stop being so completely stupid and naive - WAKE UP and READ UP on false flag terrorism- visit Alex Jones' Prison Planet DOT com website for starters. Stop being SHEEP and supporting the Socialist White House negro too. And don't go and give me that "you're a racist" bullsh!t because I'm not WHITE.
Guess I wont be flying for a while. lol
ReplyDeleteBomb implants?? That is just sad.
If you're not racist, then why point out the U.S. President is a negro, you effing racist??
ReplyDeleteEveryone has an agenda, classalpha, including those you support.
ReplyDeleteWow .. wow .. wow. Wow. It would seriously not surprise me.
ReplyDeleteBut as to Alex Jones .. ya .. there's the source I would love to go to for knowledge. And please tell me .. what EXACTLY is the difference between right wing extremist sheep and left wing extremist sheep. It is all the same bullshit just twisted. Let us see .. the whole FEMA camps for Neo Cons [Thanks for starting that ol' chestnut, Matt Drudge] was rolled into Homeland Security relocation camps for Liberals during GWB's reign and now here we are right back at square one where Alex gets to recycle the whole .. what .. is he calling them death camps yet?? Probably.
Ugh. Grow an opinion of your own, home fry. Quote Rush, Bill, Sean and Alex all you want .. but be warned that just proves you are basically a sheep yourself.
You can be racist and not white(obviously)
ReplyDeletebombs in boobies? omg. =O
ReplyDeleteno wonder it's taking me longer and longer to get thru security checks.
Alex Jones is one of the few people consolidating information from various sources to attempt to put the pieces of the puzzle together. I do think the "global power elite" are in it for the long haul, and there is a terrible shitstorm coming--indoctrination vs. education, economic globalization, martial law, RFID chipping, power consolidation, one world government--scoff if you will, but every day we see the almost imperceptible increments leading to this end. Baby steps, baby steps! Read George Orwell's 1984; it outlines the blueprint for the whole program.
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ReplyDeleteWhat a difference 1 letter makes--boob implants/bomb implants.
ReplyDeleteThis is just insane.
@ Sue Ellen--I agree--I have flown El Al a few times--& they know how to interrogate you, & who/what to look for.
Robert you are absolutely CORRECT. AND THIS HAS ZERO TO DO WITH RIGHT OR LEFT/Dem or REPUB- it's FREEDOM VERSUS TYRANNY. And FYI... In SPANISH "NEGRO" MEANS BLACK. SO GET A
ReplyDelete'CLUE" then STFU... *you "Em"BECILIC DRAGQUEEN/Wil SHEEP*...
Whatever, no-classalpha. Same shit from you, different day.
ReplyDeleteThe point is, you just had to point out his colour.
You are consistently rude and offensive and resort to childish name-calling in your comments and I wish you'd just GO.AWAY.
Baa.
Did they get this idea from watching Austin Powers?
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