Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Kim Kardashian Has Invented A New Zodiac Sign


As far as my two minutes of research have led me to believe, the signs of the Zodiac were first introduced in the second century. By my math that would be say, 1,900 years ago give or take a little. One of those signs is Pisces. You are a Pisces if you were born between February 19th and March 20th. Apparently though, Kim Kardashian, despite being a Pisces and her apparent love for Pisces has no actual clue how to spell the word Pisces. I know it is tough with that "sc" combination, but in no way, shape or form is it close to this spelling she uses. Of course she could be a graduate of the Lindsay Lohan school of spelling. From her Twitter page.

"Pieces are the best! My dad, brother and boyfriend are pieces... Best sign for boys!"

Now, I make a lot of spelling mistakes. I realize that. I also realize that if I had been a Pisces my entire life and claimed to be such a big fan of the sign that I probably would learn how to spell it. Of course maybe she is just trying to secure some type of Reese's Pieces gig or something.

38 comments:

  1. LOL.

    I agree with her and Enty, Reeses Pieces are the best.

    I don't know any pieces personally.

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  2. OT--I also do not like the animal abuse ad to the right over there---------------------->

    Please, please remove it!

    We are helpless seeing it and can do nothing, really.

    Sending money and boycotting circuses and zoos is all most of us can do, and we already do it!

    Advertise somewhere else.

    Rubbing the horror in our faces does not help.

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  3. Thank God she's not Saggitarius!!!!!

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  4. No, what she was trying to say was 'tools'.

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  5. LOVE REESE'S PIECES....CAN'T STOMACH KIM

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  6. Bahahahaha. That's what I like to call the Reverse Red Panda. Wear sunscreen Kim.

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  7. yeah i'm with you there selenakyle, that picture is horrid.

    kim is actually a scorpio, her bday is in october. how sad that i know that.

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  8. dont you mean leebrah?

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  9. WHAT is up with that picture?!?

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  10. Did she even finish high school?

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  11. linnea, yeah you're right. she's a libra, my bad. haha

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  12. Anonymous11:51 AM

    I have a daughter who's a Pieces. She's pretty cool. :P

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  13. I wonder if the skin cancer will be worth it.

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  14. Look, we have totally cool, smart Librans, LIKE MYSELF, and we have the kooky Librans, like Kim. heh.

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  15. I think that Kim Kardashian is as dumb as your average fence post--or worse.

    But, in all fairness, my cell phone has auto correct and although I am an excellent speller (excallant spellar), my phone sometimes "corrects" my text messages for me. Perhaps this happened to Kim K.

    Or perhaps she's just a moron. Or both.

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  17. Might I also suggest that if Kim continues to use sunscreen as well as she obviously has in the past, she might want to invest some of her "hard-earned" money in some melanoma research?

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  18. And take hard-earned however you'd like. Think Ray J.

    Ick-nast.

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  19. I'm not a Kardashian fan, but I do find it a bit funny to have a post about KK misspelling right after a post about Nia Vardalos and her husband wanting to bring woody trees and shrubs to the world of adoption.

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  20. I am sad we share the same sign.

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  21. I don't think it's "Pisces." I think the word she meant was "Tools."

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  22. nice to know education plays such a huge role in that family. /sarcasm.

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  23. i thought she and her sisters were all pieces.....of ASS.

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  24. I'm a Pieces, too!!! My b-day is Saturday! 29! Boo!

    Anyway, Kim's a famewhore, and I refuse to talk about her...

    but....(no pun intended) I do have a Reese's pieces story. When I was in 8th grade, I was hanging out at school in the summertime with a bunch of older kids (I was/am a band dork and we were getting music ready) one HOT senior said he was going to Dairy Queen and was taking orders. My turn. He asked me what I wanted. My reply--meant to say Reese's Pieces Blizzard--came out Reese's Penis...

    I thought I died.

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  25. As a Pisces I find her offensive.

    Do you think there is a warning sign infront of her home that says: "brainless famewhore ahead"?

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  26. you really think she needs a sign?

    The only people who DONT know it probably can't read.

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  27. I am a Viergo, but my husband is a Pieces. I find that I am too direct and insensitive for most Pieces.

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  28. I'm really surprised that she misspelled that word, given that she seems like such a very highly brilliantly intelligent woman.

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  29. I'm a torass, torasses are the best!! Or bestest?

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  30. more ficus!!!!

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  31. I would have thought she'd spell it "feces," myself. "Feces are the best! My dad, brother and boyfriend are feces..."

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  32. BA HAHAHAHA!

    Chihuahuense, was his name Reese? Because that would make it perfect.

    Lauren, I'm a Viergo too. My husband is an Airees.

    Everyone needs more ficus!

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  33. Can we please ban her already? She has no discernable talent. Every story about her is just about the dumb shit she writes on twitter, or how she serves no purpose to the world yet has cash thrown at her while the rest of us work our asses off to scrape by.

    She's a famewhore of the highest caliber and a huge part of everything that is wrong with society. And it's nauseating.

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  34. Sweet Jesus she is stupid!

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  35. What a stupid twat. Honestly.

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  36. no, his name was H.O.T and he teased me about that for a long time. that was back when I was easily embarassed. :(

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  37. She doesn't even know her own sign? hahahahaha

    I'm a Viergen and my DH is a Leon.

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  38. she's a libra. thought her birthday was oct. 21st.

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