Thursday, April 15, 2010

It's Katie Holmes Week To Have A Baby


Last week it was Jennifer Aniston who was going to have a baby. This week it is Katie Holmes who is going to have a baby. To cover themselves, OK! Magazine says that Katie will be pregnant sometime in the next 12 months. I know the cover doesn't actually say that because people wouldn't buy it if they said she was just going to get pregnant some time in the unforeseeable future. The great thing about this cover is the that it does allow OK! to spend some time bashing Scientology. Judging by how spoiled Suri is I don't think Tom & Katie have enough hours in the day to spoil another child at the same level as Suri. If they were going to have a kid they would have had one already. We all know why they haven't.

23 comments:

Kelli said...

Why not drop the charade already?? Who really believes their "together" anyway????

RocketQueen said...

Lol @ AT LAST!

I honestly still can't get over Heidi and what a mistake all that surgery was. She was pretty before. Now I just want to snicker.

MISCH said...

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF SURI..GOING ON 4, NO I THINK 4 HEADING FOR 5...

Anonymous said...

Agreed on Heidi, RocketQueen!

I am just relieved that the weather is warming up and I don't have to look at the pictures of Suri wearing sleeveless cotton dresses while all around her are wearing winter coats, mittens, hats and long pants.

SnowCherries said...

Those of us who are gossip-educated know the real story, but I think a lot of people really believe they are "together." Sadly enough. The oddest thing to me is why she ever would have entered into this agreement at all. I don't care how much money was thrown at her.

Chrissy Buns said...

is it terribly sinful of me to think that Suri is kind of, well, unattractive? oooo, i feel bad even saying it!

Cheryl said...

Lol @ as she turns 4. This kid is the Catherine Zeta Jones of preschoolers.

Bethan said...

Um, how do they know it will be a baby brother - unless it's not going to be a natural conception.

jess said...

"This kid is the Catherine Zeta Jones of preschoolers" LOL - A girl who's being raise like a spoil brat will definitly not want a sibling.

Clanger said...

yeah, C. "in the next 12 months" and it's a boy? Gender selection perhaps??

mazemerizing said...

If Scientology-raised Suri is as spoiled as we all think she is, in that she gets to decide when she wants to get off the bottle, when she wants to get out of diapers, when she wants to walk or when she wants to be held, what kind of high heel shoes she wants to wear today, I'm guessing there's no way in hell she'll stand for another little kid in the house to use all her baby bottles, diapers and mother's arms. She's already having to share the high heels with her dad.

Patty said...

Agree with the above. She will not tolerate another baby to take any of the attention away from her. Really, her "parents" are having a hard enough time with just one. Can't see them coping with another.

Elle said...

@ SnowCherries - maybe she thought it would do for her career what it did for Nicole in her heyday. I'm sure Tom learned his lesson from that and is amking sure the new wife isn't going to be winning Oscars any time soon and becoming the 'star' of the outfit.

mooshki said...

RQ, TMZ cut Heidi's boobs out of the picture and moved them up next to her head, and they are literally almost the same size. Not to mention that I couldn't pick her face out of a lineup any more. Isn't the point of being famous to have people recognize you?

mikey said...

@Cheryl - good one - CZJ of pre-schoolers. I'm still chuckling.

It seems like a lot of Scientologists only have 1 child, two at most. It's hard work catering to your child's every whim.

lutefisk said...

Heidi looks like she is in constant pain. She also looks abnormal.
Did anyone see South Park last night?
They gave it to Tom Cruise.

Meg said...

Yeah, I love the "AT LAST" part too.

If Suri is really as bratty as everyone says I doubt that would be good news to her. haha She is so freaking cute though.

Purification process????

I just had a chuckle over the commenters on that article.

Shoeaddict said...

Does anyone really believe that Suri is almost 4? There is just NO way. I wonder did they get her another birth certificate? I mean, will she always believe that she's that age?? How do they get away with this?

Merlin D. Bear said...

"We all know why they haven't" -
Ummm... they're all out of Hubbard sperm?
Katie's contract only called for the one child?
Suri's biological father (Chris Klein)won't play along and produce another?
No matter what they do at Co$, the GMD is still as sterile as he was 15 years ago and Klein won't pony up swimmers?
Shall we continue?

Robert said...

@Mrs.M5: You're not the only one who thinks that. How many times have we seen child actors who started out in life so adorable and then ended up...not so adorable? Unfortunately, that's somewhat true for most of us.

bionic bunny! said...

@lutefisk- they pretty much gave it to everybody! i couldn't keep up!
fudge packer. heh.

Linnea said...

merlin - i wonder which one of them it is! Or are you suggesting all of the above?

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