John Hughes Is Rolling Over In His Grave
Did you watch Dancing With The Stars last night? I don't blame you if you didn't, and I am hoping John Hughes ghost was busy watching something else too. Kate Gosselin took to the stage and danced to Don't You Forget About Me. She says she has never seen the movie Breakfast Club from where the song came, which is a crime into if itself. Perhaps though it is best that we know we all have seen the movie and know her life will never be as good as ours because of it.
I wouldn't exactly call it a dance. I would call it more of a walking seizure.
I'm not surprised she hasn't seen it, she's tragic like that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'd dance better if she pulled that huge stick out of her ass.
ReplyDeleteOf course she hasn't seen it, that'd involve having a sense of humour and/or friends to have watched it with.
ReplyDeleteWorthless woman.
@Little Miss
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA. That killed me.
She. Must. Go.
ReplyDeleteNo tears this week during rehearsal. Instead, she pulled the 8 kid card for votes.
Kate's not going anywhere for a while. First, ABC's ratings are better-than-ever largely due to the interest in her. Second, she is getting mucho votes by folks that want to see her struggle week after week. Next one out? Niecy.
ReplyDeleteEnty - you are giving her too much credit - a seizure prompts movement and shows some sign of life.
ReplyDeleteComments are funny today. I cannot imagine that woman's appeal to anyone she interacts with. Why does she have fans?
ReplyDeleteI think people vote for her because she's hilarious to watch. It's some kind of voting pact. She's so bad, we're going to make her win! *L*
ReplyDeleteI agree ben46. Huffington Post has obtained a copy of her emails to "friends" begging for votes.Telling them to vote 10x each. I didn't think that was allowed...
ReplyDeleteAnd she ruined one of my favorite songs!
Except for crying on cue, this woman has virtually no talent! More than Jon tho!!! How pathetic is that!!
ReplyDeleteHas she ever SEEN anybody dance?
ReplyDeleteAmazing how little she cares. I hope she stays in because these weekly clips are funny as shit.
I think the reason she can't dance is her head has gotten so big. Probably throws her off balance.
ReplyDelete"Hey Kate, get the stick out." -Jon Gosselin Season 2. best line ever from that dude.
ReplyDeletewhen i saw this last night i YELLED at my tv. "Stop raping my youth! Badly!" and jake as Risky Bidness? f--k him!
Mark my words - in next Fall's season of DWTS, Jon Gosselin will be a contestant. Kate has been a ratings bonanza.
ReplyDeleteHow could she not have seen the movie?
ReplyDeleteAlso, "which is a crime into if itself", did you mean "in and of itself?"
Oh yeah, her excuse for not moving AT ALL was because she was to exhausted and when they asked why she just had to say "because I had eight little visitors this week". For a second I thought she was talking about mutiple periods.
ReplyDeleteI also heard that she and her "eight little visitors" skipped to the head of the line at Disneyland in CA which pissed off everyone. If only those people were the voting audience for DWTS this B-tch would be gone in a a heartbeat.
Oh yeah, her excuse for not moving AT ALL was because she was too exhausted and when they asked why she just had to say "because I had eight little visitors this week". For a second I thought she was talking about mutiple periods.
ReplyDeleteI also heard that she and her "eight little visitors" skipped to the head of the line at Disneyland in CA which pissed off everyone. If only those people were the voting audience for DWTS this B-tch would be gone in a heartbeat.
hahaha @ little miss, you are sooo right!
ReplyDeleteLoved how she used the kids for sympathy votes. Did you see the email she sent begging for votes? She's miserable, poor Tony is suffering, yet she's begging to stay on?
ReplyDeleteWhat's sad is that haters of the show will keep her around; she's being laughed at and told straight up by the judges that she sucks, yet, she's so full of herself that she thinks she should stay?? Dear Lord, somebody please put her out of our misery before Tony has a breakdown.
For some reason, I'd like to see Pam slap the crap out of her and generally I don't support violence on the dance floor.
she's staying till the final 3 ...why?
ReplyDelete1. I doing this for my kids...b/c I'm a suffering single mom living in a mansion.
2. I always have problems rising up every week...like how not to seem like a bitch....but yet still manage to bitch people out at the same time.
3. Pick me...b/c I represent middle america...you know w/ the kids and all.
Poor Tony, if they have the dancing equivalent of a purple heart he deserves one. Did you see the look on his face in rehearsals when he was trying to demonstrate the "swim"? She says, is it dancing or swimming? I bet he wanted to drop kick her fat ass to hell.
ReplyDeleteThis is the first clip I have ever watched of her dancing. Holy crap is she bad. I feel horrible for her partner. It's obvious voters are keeping her around for the embarrassment factor alone.
ReplyDelete@Little Miss
ReplyDeleteI agree!
The costume people are certainly taking their revenge. Her gown was hideous!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Drcocks...that poor guy. Hope he's being paid well.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Libby and DrCocks about poor Tony, though I think to say she has a fat ass is completely out of line. If she's fat, we're all in trouble.
ReplyDeleteFOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY put poor Tony out of his misery of working with her day after day and GET HER OFF THE SHOW. She's not even trying, she's just collecting the paycheck. I'm embarrassed FOR her. Ugh!
ReplyDelete...and stop using your kids as an excuse for sucking and a manipulation tool to get votes!! Grrr...This woman drives me nuts.
ReplyDeleteI take it not too many people have heard of Vote for the Worst? It doesn't only apply to Idol.
ReplyDeleteI lol'ed @ Little Miss and then I snorted and farted @ eight little periods. You guys are on a roll today.
ReplyDeleteAnd once again, Kate plays the victim card. Horrible of her to blame her kids when she spent most of last week promoting her book on the Tonight Show, Today Show, Seacrest radio show, book signings, etc. And her kids wouldn't have had to be pulled out of school and shipped to LA if she bothered to fly herself back to PA for her non DWTS days like she originally said she would.
ReplyDeleteAwful awful awful! And she's combative while he's trying to teach her.
ReplyDeleteWALKING SEIZURE! lol enty, lol.
ReplyDeleteShe dances like a wooden crate.
ReplyDeleteCrate Gosselin.
Could care less,keep Erin Andrews on so I can gawk at Maksim, alot.
ReplyDeletethe head on that mop needs to be changed....
ReplyDeletepoor guy. i'd slap the bitch and be like "yo, bitch, i ain't yo husband, you can't talk to me like that."
Yes, that is exactly what I thought when I watched this. Way to RUIN that song for us all KATE! Jimmy Fallon's Kate Gosselin is seriously the funniest most dead on imitation EVER.
ReplyDelete@jax - Yeah when he said people had told him he looked like Tom Cruise (Risky Business days) i was like "HUH????"
This woman personifies what's wrong with our culture today. She sucks, everyone knows she sucks, SHE knows she sucks, but she blithely ignores the judges, undermines her instructor, shills herself incessantly, manipulates her children shamelessly, wheedles votes any way possible, utilizes her celebrity to elbow the "little people" out of the way (sometimes literally) and in the end doesn't gave a flying fuck because she's on television and making money and you aren't, so fuck you! She's not going anywhere and will hang on to fame with a death grip--just wait until she decides to run for political office!
ReplyDeleteChihuahuense made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteMy favourite part last night was seeing the daggers shoot out of her eyes at Bruno while he was explaining what a wreck she was. She looked like she was going to lay into him.
After tonight, we can only hope Clompy McStomper's 15 mins have finally stopped ticking. I wouldn't be suprised if she opens a dance studio in Pennsylvania.
Her levels of bitchiness amaze me. Mommy's not going to be happy when she comes home, kids. Run and hide!
Yay! They finally voted her off! Time to celebrate!
ReplyDeleteWatching Carrie Ann Inaba comparing Kate's dancing to the Charlie Brown teacher's voice made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes; then Bruno saying "It needs a post-mortem, not a critque!" did it all over again. That was great television.
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