Today's Blind Items
This very goody goody A list television actress has always claimed to be without fault. No drugs no cheating. She is like a Puritan for goodness sake. Well, I wonder what her husband would make of her smoking, drinking, and her bra out of her dress while being groped by her former co-star.
I thought of Katie Holmes, but is she A list television? She can't be.
ReplyDeleteBetty White???
ReplyDeleteShe's in todays photos, LOL.
Oooooh, a juicy one.
ReplyDeleteTina Fey??
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox Arquette
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa was my first thought, but she's more than just an actress.
ReplyDeletepulling your bra out of your dress is pretty good work though. or maybe its just cause i am imagining it being done with only one hand.
ReplyDeletei immediately thought jennifer garner... but she's been in some pretty crappy movies...
ReplyDeleteI like the Tina Fey guess.
ReplyDeleteCandace Cameron/ John Stamos?
ReplyDeleteI have nothing else. Too vague.
Patricia Heaton?
ReplyDeleteSeth Meyers being the former co-star. I think he presented her award at the Matrix Awards.
ReplyDeleteI like the Tina Fey guess too. Don't want it to be her because I love her but it kind of fits.
ReplyDeletepatricia hetaon is she a list?
ReplyDeletepatricia hetaon is she a list?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteJessica Alba
ReplyDeleteI don't know, I am horrible with those definitions. There are some A-listers that I have never heard of, so I don't know. I figured because of Raymond's longetivity.
ReplyDeleteI don't think of Tina Fey as goody goody. She's former SNL, so I assume drinking and groping comes with the territory.
ReplyDeleteSally Field?
ReplyDeleteMarge Simpson??
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I have no idea.. But I'm excited to see everyones guesses. I like the Alba guess, but I wouldn't consider her A list televison...
Icecat nailed it! Definitely Marge!
ReplyDeleteSJP- she always claims she doesn't use profanity and is healthy and stuff. She also has links to "Puritan" Salem, Mass., per that show where they track down celebs' family trees...
ReplyDeleteMarge posed for Playboy.
ReplyDeleteShe's not a goody goody anymore.
I wouldn't consider Tina to be "goody goody". She did some nasty stuff on SNL. Has she ever claimed to be witout fault?
ReplyDeleteWould Mathew care if it were SJP?
For some reason I think "Puritan" is a hint.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteTina Fey has revealed she was a virgin until she met her husband and that she has never done any drugs.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/may/11/women.television
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/15/tina-fey-24-year-old-virg_n_321807.html
BUT
She wasn't a very important actress in the SNL days (apart from the Weekend Update) and "30 Rock" is her first show, so no former co-star in sight.
I'm going with Mariska Hargitay. She's also in the random photos today.
ReplyDeleteSarah Michelle Gellar?
ReplyDeleteKinda reaching, but "Goody Goody" is a Frankie Lymon song written by Benny Goodman, so I wonder if there's a clue there. Benny Goodman makes me think of John Goodman, who could fit the male co-star here.
ReplyDeleteI think Goody, Goody was written by Matty Malneck & Johnny Mercer. Although it was written FOR Benny Goodman.
ReplyDeletePatricia Heaton was my first guess too since the others don't seem to be hypocritical messes like her.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who brags that s/he is perfect is usually the worst excuse for a person. Plus, s/he is always the first to judge others since s/he is desperate to get all eyes away from the true nastiness.
Heigl?
ReplyDeleteAny A listers in a tv show about puritans?
ReplyDeletei'm liking the mariska hargitay guess.
ReplyDeletewhat about someone from Big Love?
ReplyDeletei love the jennifer garner guess!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Eva Longoria Parker, but I don't know enuf about her to say if she's put herself off as goody-goody, but that's how she comes off to me.
ReplyDeleteFunny timing. I read a column on Salon yesterday that used words like "prudish", "judgmental", and "monastic" when talking about Tina Fey. It also says "she has often described herself, and been described by others, as a pious and savage critic of other people's morally loose behavior"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.salon.com/life/broadsheet/2010/04/14/tina_fey_backlash/index.html
I also like the Hargitay guess. Especially with the Puritan comment. I read in an interview of hers that her husband begand courting her by going into her dressing room and reading scripture to her.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe the "without fault" might be a clue -- what actress has been in an accident but either claimed it wasn't her fault or it was determined by the law that she was not at fault?
ReplyDelete@Nosey - Yeah, I know she was in Playboy, but she didn't go full monty right? :P
ReplyDeleteAs big of a Simpsons fan as am, I didn't get to see her spread :( In fact, if anyone has it laying around and wants to mail it to me, I'd be forever indebted!!
It could be Tina Fey and maybe the former co-star is Steve Carrell from the movie they just did together. Weren't they considered a possibility for a previous blind about the married comedian who cheated on her husband or something like that?
ReplyDeleteElisabeth Moss
ReplyDeleteChasingHeaven - That was my guess, too. I'm convinced those two had a fling. How could they not? They are so adorable. Sadly, their being married puts a big damper on my wishful thinking.
ReplyDeleteI got nothing on this one - but I love everyone's guesses!
ReplyDeleteI think Tina Fey and Mariska Hargitay are ok guesses, but something is not quite right with those choices.
I've seen a bio on Patricia Heaton, and she had drug issues and a wild phase early on in her career. Just because she's an "out" Republican, doesn't mean she's goody goody. No offense.
ReplyDeleteI like the SJP and Tinay Fey guesses, but they're tv and movies.
What about Calista Flockhart?
I didn't even know she was a Republican. I just thought I remember her talking about being Christian, et al. Religious does not = Republican in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI understand, chihuahuense. It seems like PH gets a lot of hate on this board for whatever reason.
ReplyDeleteCalista Flockhart and Harrison Ford aren't married, so there goes my previous guess.
Maybe Julie Louis Dreyfus? Is she still A-list with "Old Christine?"
http://blog.beliefnet.com/idolchatter/2007/01/patricia-heaton-its-tough-to-be.html
ReplyDeleteoh, and I like her, I think the Middle is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI love the Patricia Heaton guess - and guess what? The Puritan bible is actually written by a guy with the last name HEATON!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Puritan-Bible-Contemporaneous-Protestant-Versions/dp/111216412X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271807309&sr=1-1
Love the Patricia Heaton/guess!
ReplyDeleteare you telling me I might have actually gotten one!!! OMG!!!!! I am so excited. I am usually so off track!
ReplyDeleteangie harmon - trust
ReplyDeleteThe first thing that I thought of when I saw the word "Puritan" was the Puritan cooking oil and that made me think of those Wesson Oil commericals that Florence Henderson from the Brady Bunch use to do. Mrs. Brady was definitely a goody-goody, but I don't think that necessarily applies to Florence. Still, it brings up some interesting thoughts, especially when you think that her former costars are the Brady Boys!
ReplyDeleteAs far as some of the guesses here I like the Heaton guess ok, but which co-star? If it had been Ray Ramono surely he'd have mentioned that he was married an A-list, too. What about the big tall guy that played Robert? I also like the Fey/Seth Myers guess.
Courtney Cox Arquette FTW
ReplyDeleteIt is not Patricia Heaton, for crying out loud. Not only is she too old for this sort of behavior (bra out of dress), but she pretty much has admitted to smoking and drinking (and cursing) over the years notwithstanding her Republican Christianity. Further, if Ray Romano were the groper, that would be as much of a scandal, given his longstanding marriage.
ReplyDeleteAmy Poeller always is pretentious, and it's a joke.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of an old joke whose punchline is the husband saying, "I can't believe it -- I can't believe my wife could be this much fun."
ReplyDeleteBra outside of her dress? Smoking and drinking?? This sounds like a plot line from the original 'Beverly Hills 90210'... or perhaps High School Musical.
ReplyDeletePLEASE let this be Heaton! that sanctimonious biotch.
ReplyDeleteMarcia Cross?
ReplyDeleteKatherine Heigl is a non-practising Mormon and was a virgin until her early 20s
ReplyDeleteBrooke Shields?
ReplyDeletei'm with you, leah, totally has to be brooke shields!
ReplyDeleteI vote Angie Harmon. Her co-star Rob Estes.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Melissa Joan Heart. She is known as a "goody goody" and for some reason I remember seeing her in a TV Show or made for TV movie dressed like a Puritan or Pilgrim.
ReplyDeleteits sarah michelle gellar. she has been a closet smoker for years and there have always been rumors of her being friendly with the ladies and even some who thought she was really into coke in the early years of BTVS
ReplyDeletewhat is interesting about the mariska hartigay guess is that i have a friend who worked on SVU and she apparently was really weird, and would ask the cast if her "girls" (meaning her boobs) looked ok. I guess shes really vain.
ReplyDelete