Monday, May 17, 2010

A Show With No Cast


Usually in Hollywood you have a cast, a script and are ready to shoot your show but no network wants you. However, Celebrity Rehab has the opposite problem. Apparently everyone in LA is now clean and sober because Celebrity Rehab can't find anyone who wants to star in their show. No matter who they ask, the answer is always no.

The deadline is Wednesday. If no one says yes, then the show will not go on and Dr. Drew may cry. Here is what they need to do. Assume that everyone is a recovering addict and see if they can do better by just casting another season of Sober House. Honestly, it doesn't matter what it is called because the stars will all be a mess. But, the stars can feel better because they can say they are sober and just getting some after care.

21 comments:

  1. My dream cast would include Lohan and Whitney Houston. I would just love to see them get help.

    What is the success rate of the people on this show?

    I'm not a faithful viewer, but I do catch it now and again each season. It's always very hard for me to watch.

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  2. Anonymous9:47 AM

    Surprise that Lohan isn't the first one to go for it lol.

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  3. I would love to see Artie Lange getting some help on the show.

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  4. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Because entertainers who want to have a career know that VH1's Celeb Rehab and Sober House is the LAST STOP. It will be interesting to see what happens to Sizemore's career post Sober House. Dr. Drew should be ashamed of himself. These shows are no A&E Intervention.

    Oh yeah have another Celeb Rehab so Shifty can come back every time looking to finance his drug use.

    I hope you do a follow about this last Sober House.

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  5. See now I love Celebrity Rehab and Sober House. Though the celebs make money to appear on the show, they truly have issues they are trying to deal with. Some have big success, while others fall by the wayside.
    A prime example of success would be that of Mackenzie Phillips. She had her drug charges dropped, because she successfully completed 18 months of therapy. She is also sober. Dr. Drew, no matter his TV presence, had a hand in her road to sobriety.
    I hope they find cast members...I'd miss the show if it went off the air. Props to all those who've managed to stay sober and Good Luck to those still trying!

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  6. Sherry I am fearful that Artie did more damage to himself than we will ever know :(

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  7. How can they not find anyone in LA?

    Oh, that's right. Lindsay's in Cannes.

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  8. dr. drew won't cry...he'll have more hrs to be at the gym to work on that delicious body...i won't be mad.

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  9. I miss Artie. He was funny and insightful. I pray he gets the proper help.

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  10. Yes, definitely Lindsay and Whitney. They could bring Chyna back, didn't she fall off the wagon. And Vern, of course Vern. Carrie Ann! You know she needs more money by now. She couldn't possibly get hired for anything else. Andy Dick! He's off the wagon again too, isn't he?? Won't Charlie Sheen need a new show? And Tiger. His neck hurts. All that Vicodin can't be good. Wait. Maybe they could do hooker rehab. All those folks with all that money and they spend it on drugs. And hookers. I'll never understand it. I would be on a beach by the ocean. Every day.

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  11. mngddess - me too. :(

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  12. My vote (besides the obvious Lohan or two) is for Darryl Strawberry.

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  13. oh please bring back the evil sociopathic monster that is keri anne paniche. how i hate and loathe her, yet i can't look away!

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  14. totally had to google Artie Lang

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  15. Artie Lange said on Howard he was offered Sober House and $500,000 to be on it. He turned that and Celebrity Fit Club down.

    He is gettting help in a facility and his family is extremly invovled with getting him well and not selling him out to the media.

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  16. I have to admit, these are two of my guilty pleasure shows. I don't blame celebs for not wanting to go on the show (Corey F., wish you'd have gone!) but I get such a kick out of the celebs on the show who react to the cameras as if they didn't know they'd be there.

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  17. They really just need to do a show centered around Kari Ann P.

    She is reality gold.

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  18. Timebob is right. Kari Ann could have a show called Cunt Rehab.

    In the meantime, I think between Tiger and Jesse's mistresses, Whore Rehab is just a casting couch away.

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  19. Oh I hope they find some to do the next season. I love those two shows.

    Let's see - besides Lindsay and Whitney, we could have Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear. Oh and that asshole that just got banned from the airline. And definitely Seth has to come back. Is it bad that I have a huge crush on him?

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  20. According to Drew, the rumors of no cast are false.

    http://twitter.com/drdrew/status/14183230789

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  21. Thanks for the twitter link, Little Miss. It's interesting to read that dr. drew has no involvement with the casting. I wouldn't have guessed that.

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