Monday, July 19, 2010

I Will Trade You Tila Tequila For The Main Tiger Mistress


Dr. Drew did not get Lindsay Lohan. He did not get Mel Gibson. Heck he did not even get Dina Lohan and I thought if you waved a $50 bill in front of her face and six weeks of national television she would come panting. But, Dr. Drew did manage to get Jeremy London and Rachel Uchitel for his latest season of Celebrity Rehab. Tila Tequila, who was scheduled to be on the show is no longer. Apparently the fact that Dr. Drew was going to insist on clothes during the process was kind of a deal breaker.

So, instead he has a gaggle of people that should make for an interesting combination. Rachel is looking to make the transition from Celebrity Rehab to Celebrity Apprentice. That is a whole lot of celebrity for someone who seems to be famous solely for sleeping with Tiger Woods and then getting him to write a big check.

Jeremy London should be the fun one. I can't wait until he gets kidnapped again. Also on the show are: Jason Wahler, Janice Dickinson (I bet she and Jason hookup), Leif Garrett, Jason Davis and Frankie Lons, who is the mother of Keyshia Coles. I think she took the Dina spot. Oh, didn't Jeremy London and Rachel Uchitel once have a thing together?

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  1. What is Uchitel addicted to? Besides being the other woman.

    I am shocked that Janice Dickinson is going on Celebrity Rehab.

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  2. Well, that makes sense, Tila Tequila clearly isn't actually in need of rehab. (Ha!) Janice makes for very entertaining tv, so she may even balance out the presence of blah Wahler.

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  3. I bet Rachel is saying she is a sex addict or something.

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  4. TMZ says Uchitell-she's a callgirl is addicted to pills. It also has a statement from Donald Trump saying she's history now that she's signed on to Celeb Rehab, and he's mad.

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  5. She would've been better off on Trump's show.

    Didja ever notice that Rachel & Donald have the exact same mouth? Not a compliment to either one.

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  6. She's probably gonna get paid more for Celebrity Rehab.

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  7. Too bad Tila Tequila is off the show now. Can you imagine watching those two famewhores compete against each other for camera time? Ratings gold!

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  8. I think Lady J got it - CR is paying her $500,000 to be on the show.

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  9. What the hell is Janice Dickenson addicted to? Botox? On her show, she was all about exercising and taking care of yourself. Urgh. She bugs me...

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  10. I think Janice hits the booze pretty hard, right? I'm trying to remember from the Surreal World days, but it's a blur.

    She seems pretty put together on her modeling agency show, that's why this shocks me.

    TMZ says Uchitel is a prescription pill popper.

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  11. that picture - she so looks like a drag queen. The only thing this chick is addicted to is fame...oh and maybe ambien sex Muhahhawww

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  12. I cannot STAND this woman. She played so innocent through the entire revelation of her affair with Tiger, when in reality she'll clearly do and extort anyone for cash. Utterly disgusting.
    The very fact that Trump was willing to consider her a "celebrity" for his show disappointed me greatly.

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  13. Oh, didn't Jeremy London and Rachel Uchitel once have a thing together?


    OK is this a reveal? Was she one of the chicks Jeremy & Jason tag teamed (sorry, that's vulgar lol)

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  14. Ugh, you're probably right, Jen.

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  15. 500K???
    holy crap, i thought i just read somewhere that somebody else was getting 40K for this show.

    and my kid can't get health insurance or a discount on her $250/month 'scrip, because she has a health issue. yeah, a health issue the requires a $250/month 'scrip.
    hoo-ray for hollywood.

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  16. Janice is going on Celebrity Rehab?


    Oh my god, could imagine her & Kari-Ann in the same room? THAT'S QUALITY TV!!!

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  17. I'll definitely watch! Glad Leif Garrett is seeking rehab. So much talent and so much squandered! I'm hoping he's the big success story of the season!

    PS I was not a big LG fan in my teenybopper years, but his life story fascinates me.

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  18. On the 2009 Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump said that having Brande Roderick represent the Trump organization (as opposed to Annie Duke) would be an "embarrassment." Brande was Playmate of the Year, but Rachel Uchitel was just Tiger Woods' mistress; which one would YOU find more embarrassing?

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  19. This should be an interesting bunch. I can't believe Tila dropped out!

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