Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I Would Rather Vote For Pedro


So I guess we know why Levi Johnston wanted to marry Bristol Palin. Yeah, for the $100K plus the wedding photos but also because that way he would have a co-star for his new reality show. Somehow someway Levi Johnston got someone to pony up the cash to shoot him in a reality show.

How is this possible? Is this because he had sex with Kathy Griffin? The show centers around Levi running for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. You know, just in case the people there have been completely brain damaged and want a 20 year old loser to be their mayor. You know, so the whole world can mock them and laugh at them for voting for the guy. The show started shooting this week with Levi on Rodeo Drive, because they will probably do some kind of he is giving up the bright lights and big city to run for mayor of Wasilla.

28 comments:

  1. Hey, if it further incenses Caribou Barbie, then I say go for it! He's really not much worse than her, both do their fair amount of famewhoring without really serving any relevant purpose.

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  2. Anonymous9:58 AM

    I am starting to dislike this idiot..

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  3. Pffft. Like Palin would let that happen. What a dud this guy is.

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  4. *giggle* this shit makes me laugh..poor Sarah.ha!

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  5. I have to say I find him attractive. I couldn't care any less about his actual life though.

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  6. I hate this self serving little bastard. Hope his show never airs.

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  7. Levi: Please wait to air this until 2011. Then's there's a chance you would still be on TV in 2012. If that happens, Sarah can't run for prez (conflict of interest, equal time, etc.).

    We need all the reasons we can find to keep Sarah off the ticket.

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  8. I'm also starting to dislike him. I was actually rooting for Bristol and him. Urgh. He just needs to stop.

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  9. idc what anyone may think about the the palins...i just hope mama palin is giving bristol daily lectures on 'this, THIS is why we're careful about who we sleep w/".

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  10. Wasilla, don't vote. You will only encourage him.

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  11. Levi...buddy....homie...broseph...why are you trying to piss off the Wicked Witch Of Wasilla? You know how she is with a gun.

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  12. Gross. First of all, that town has been through enough. Second-How soon do you think more baby mama's are going to pop up or out? Finally-When do you think the porn career will start? I can totally see him in the title "Wearing Levi"...

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  13. i call for a moratorium on levi posts.

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  14. This guy is a tool and he has had his 15 minutes. Please exit the stage and please Lord, push the Palin gang along with him.

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  15. No offense to the people of Alaska, but can you say "Beverly Hillbillies, Round 2?"

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  16. Alaska used to be my fav state before I was introduced to Sarah Palin.
    Now Levi is running for major of Wasilla?!
    I feel like Im being kicked in the shin over and over again with these people.
    Go pick on Kentucky or Mississippi and leave beautiful Alaska alone in peace YOU HICKS!

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  17. My only hope is one episode will feature Kathy G. so at least I can laugh about something involving these people

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  18. He must have video of Palin humping squirrels or something. There's no way this non-entity deserves any of this attention.

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  19. Oh man... it's unbelievable that this guy can get so much attention

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  20. Who in Hollywood keeps greenlighting this shite?

    Please stop picking celebutards!!

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  21. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Up until now I've been Team Levi. Now I'm sticking him in the special category where I keep the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, Speidi and the Lohans.

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  22. Right now Bristol is pregnant with Ben Barber's baby. She was dating Ben last fall and through winter 2010 and only hooked up with Levi in a stupid attempt to legitimize her many, many pregnancies while unmarried. Trig is hers. Tripp is hers and Levi's. The new kid is hers and Ben Barber's. Then there was a pregnancy for her in fall 2006 - no sign of what happened to THAT baby, if she decided to have it.

    Levi is better off as far away from that weird cult of idiots as possible.

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  23. And by the way, Bristol was recently seen at the airport headed for Seattle, where her great-aunt lives. THe video of Sarah dissing that teacher that surfaced this week had one of her daughters in it acting like a mean asshole and saying derogatory things about the teacher - but that was younger sister Willow, not Bristol. Willow likes to break and enter and vandalize homes and beat people up. A real gang banger in the making, that one.

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  24. Felicia--do you live in Alaska? And is this all common knowledge up there? I'm curious, because my sister lives in Wasilla, but I haven't been able to get much in the way of dirt out of her. (Then again, having to work 2 jobs to keep eating & living indoors'll do that...) I do remember her saying that Sarah got to be governor because she seemed better than the previous idiot, which makes me wonder just how bad that guy was! Anyway, I'd definitely be interested in hearing the straight dope from AK, so if you've got it, bring it on!

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  25. Sarah got to be governor because two sane people were running against each other (one as an independent). They split the sane people vote. Vice President Barbie got all the crazy people.

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  26. Too much negative stuff is coming out about him to have me readily eat it up. I detect the Palin camp putting some BS into the atmosphere. This is a young 20 year old dude that was thrown to the wolves after screwing around with a loose, entitled hussy. Neutral with this dude.

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