Today's Blind Items
It wouldn't be a teen party if there was not some behavior that was unexpected. This A/B list female tweener has a squeaky reputation. I mean really squeaky and clean. Never been a blind item before and never been in trouble. Anyway, one of the cast of Glee brought a flask to the party. Actually more like a bottle. You know, just to make the night more fun. Well, our tweener has a big crush on this cast member so when he suggested she have a drink she did. Well, two hours later she was silly drunk and spent the last part of the night in the bathroom regretting the drinking. Apparently it was the first time she ever drank booze.
Selena Gomez and the kid with the Mowhawk to be the crush/booze bringer.
ReplyDeleteSilly girl.
ReplyDeleteNo idea on the tweener, but going with the Mark Salling guess.
Miranda Cosgrove FTW
ReplyDeleteCory Monteith and Kevin McHale were both wasted at the Fox press tour party, so it could easily have been one of them.
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ReplyDeleteI hate those idiotic Glee brats and I can't wait for their show to crash and burn along with their careers. Yeah, thats right, I said it.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that Enty would ever say anything bad about Miranda Cosgrove. I always had the impression she was one of his favorites. Dakota is probably closest to A/B in that age group.
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY OT - Enty, any comment about Emma Thompson saying that Audrey Hepburn couldn't act?
I'm with you, kcqueen.
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, sounds like the kid got a crash course in Life 101, just like the rest of us did.
ReplyDeleteI think Dakota is straight A, and there have also been rumors of coke use for her.
ReplyDeletedidn't little selena gómez just make some comment about hating to be perceived as a good girl....hmmm...i think it might be her.
ReplyDeleteDakota is A/B, but is she a tweener? I thought that meant she would appeal to tweeners? I think she is more of an A/B actress who appeals to a much broader range of people.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Robert on Life 101. As things go this is nothing.
ReplyDeleteCosgrove is the highest paid kid on the Nik/Disney, that gets you A list.
ReplyDeleteOh my word...
ReplyDeleteExcellent BI, Enty.
Miranda Cosgrove...or Selena Gomez.
I'm going with Miranda Congrove. She's B list by normal terms...but A-List according to Nickelodeon standards. And plus, she's got the "rocker" rep on iCarly...whereas Jennette McCurdy is actually a big ball of sweet & cute. And I can totally see Miranda not being able to handle her liquor.
So I'm in the Miranda Cosgrove camp for this one.
@ Stephen - CRAZY BITCH SAY WHAT?
No idea who this is, but I don't think this is really bad about the tweener...isn't trying to impress a boy and not being familiar with your alcohol tolerance when you don't drink yet pretty normal for young people? I think that pretty much describes my first drinking experience. So, with that in mind, I think it could totally be the iCarly girl and she would still be considered a "good girl" in my book :)
ReplyDeleteI also thought Selena Gomez, but I don't think she's as good as she seems. She's a Disney girl, after all...
Oh poor Selena. Hopefully someone passed her some gator aid.
ReplyDeleteEveryone remembers their first "worship".. I still politely say no thank you to Jim Beam.
Oh, one more thing.
ReplyDelete@kcqueen - Preach it. When that show gets canceled, drinks are on me.
At least she was in the bathroom regretting it. That kind of mistake can often end up much worse.
ReplyDelete@kcqueen - Preach it. When that show gets canceled, drinks are on me.
ReplyDeleteI will definitely hoist one to the end of that show. I tried to watch it. I thought it was preachy and boring.
First off, I don't understand why so many of you hate Glee so much you want to celebrate it's demise. I hate all the Housewife shows, but I could care less if they are on the air or not. I just choose not to watch. Glee is just a really fun show if you're into that kind of music and humor.
ReplyDeleteNext, if this kid is at least h.s. age, then that's just part of life, whether you're famous or not. Sounds like a fun party.
I'll guess either Selena or Taylor Swift if she counts and Cory Monteith.
What about Abigail Breslin?
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ReplyDeleteI agree on the guess, but Miranda plays Carly, the sweet and innocent one. Jeannette McCurdy plays Sam, the rocker, tough girl.
iCarly is consistently the Number 1 cable television show period. Higher than any of the news shows, Disney shows, HBO shows, etc...
Miranda Cosgrove-definitely A-list or at A/B at the very very least.
@Ellin-I like the Abigail Breslin guess....well....not the idea of this being her, of course, but a good guess nonetheless. She is pretty squeaky clean and was nomitated for an Oscar.
ReplyDeleteThat would put her WAY up the list.
(Has Dakota ever been nominated for an Oscar?)
I'm more interested in who the guy is. Because whoever he is, he sucks. Idiot.
ReplyDelete@Ice Angel - I know. But in real life, Miranda's more of a rocker...and Jennette's a sweet lil' country girl.
ReplyDelete@Stephen - I'm pretty sure Enty isn't going to say anything about Emma Thompson's bashing Audrey Hepburn because that dumb bitch is just doing it for publicity. Audrey Hepburn is my idol. Publicity stunt or not, Emma Thompson made the top of my shit list.
ReplyDeleteAw, poor girl. It's a shame that she won't find out for years later that decent guys don't want you to get shitfaced to have a good time and get to know you better.
It's not Taylor Swift. Her friends in high school were stoners. And I'm not just saying that because her eyes are always just slits.
ReplyDeleteiCarly's Miranda Cosgrove. First thought.
ReplyDeleteiCarly's Miranda Cosgrove. First thought.
ReplyDeleteThis one kind of makes me sad. :(
ReplyDeleteI say Taylor Swift. She's A list singer, B list teen actor.
ReplyDeleteYou guys know way too much about tweens and who's who in that world.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, it's Life 101. Like someone wrote about passing on Jim Beam, the smell of rye makes me gag.
i thought of Miranda Cosgrove. she is adorable
ReplyDeleteMiranda Cosgrove and someone from Glee.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Selenita and Cory Monteith.
ReplyDeletePoor girl. The stupid things we do when we're kids. I read it as the blind is the tweener (or maybe close to). Pretty much eliminates Taylor Swift (21 in December; and she has a pretty broad fanbase). Personally while Fanning is younger than Gomez or Cosgrove, she's not really known for a tween fanbase, the other two are. Maybe them?
ReplyDeleteNo matter what, pretty lite, and rather stupid, amongst all involved.
Gotta be Selena Gomez and Cory Monteith. Just shot a movie together.
ReplyDeleteSelena is so squeaky clean in fact she even talks about how squeaky clean she is in interviews
Isn't the word tweener used to describe a preteen?
ReplyDeleteaww poor girl, we've all been there.
ReplyDeletesounds like selena. i love that kid and i'll give her a pass if so- it is fairly mild in the grand scheme of things.
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ReplyDeleteNo idea who the tweener is, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteRe Emma Thompson, I have to agree with her about Audrey Hepburn, but only in the film My Fair Lady because I feel she was miscast. I don't like the play/movie and really disliked the character Higgins. I thought Hepburn was absolutely radiant and wonderful in one of my favorite movies, Roman Holiday.
Compared to the tween on the bunkbed blind that was posted a few months back, this is almost angelic in comparison. It happens to almost everyone at some point.
ReplyDeletePrincipal Figgins, how could you!
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus.
ReplyDeleteBAahAHAAAAHABAHAAAAAA....
NOT!
I'm on the Miranda Cosgrove bandwagon. She comes across as really squeaky clean. So does Selena Gomez, but I already have her pegged for the couple of blinds in recent memory that seem to reveal her and that Jonas kid as having a sexual relationship.
ReplyDeleteOf course, both this blind and those sounded like typical teen coming-of-age scenarios. They definitely aren't Miley-level transgressions.
And lookie here...
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