Wednesday, September 08, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We don’t want to ruin the magic for you, but this D list star claims to our source that he lost his virginity on a ride at a very popular and famous theme park. We won’t mention the ride or the park so as not to gross you out, but it is a dark ride, where we suppose it could have happened. The only thing is, an inside source says that the ride is full of cameras, so if that is true, there is a sex tape floating around of this former child star and an older male who took him for a ride of his own.

25 comments:

  1. The ride would almost have to be Spaceship Earth at Epcot...

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  2. Why am I thinking of Will Weaton? Child star, probable D-list. The only thing is that he's straight, tho we know that doesn't matter in Hollyweird.

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  3. I'm gonna guess Neverland Ranch with Corey Feldman as the former child star and Michael Jackson as the older male.

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  4. Magic = Disney. It's a Small World. Long ride and that obnoxious song as a bonus. NPH?

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  5. Sorry NPH. Missed the D list part. Def not you.

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  6. I can't imagine anything more horrible than losing my virginity on a moving ride while hearing "It's a Small World" being piped in.

    Maybe he just dropped some acid and went on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and is confused.

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  7. Just found this online.

    Lopez's Theme Park Tryst
    Actor MARIO LOPEZ has blown his chances of ever landing a role in a PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN movie, after confessing he once had sex on the Disney theme park ride that inspired the film.
    The former Saved by the Bell star insists the acrobatic tryst is his proudest sexual moment, and he jokes that Disneyland bosses should honour his achievement in some way.
    Lopez tells People magazine, "(It's) a long ride... It's very dark. Hopefully I'll get the raft named after me."

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  8. I put my vote on Spaceship Earth at Epcot too. It's dark, no seat belts (if I remember right) and 2 to a seat.

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  9. I call bs. Unless they had a private ride that is. There is a hugely long line for the ride and they stick you in "boats" with a bunch of other people. It would be next to impossible to have sex without anyone noticing. Especially all of those people with kids.

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  10. it's haunted mansion at disneyland... LOADED with cameras. don't know about d-lister though.

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  11. I KNOW I have read an interview with some guy telling the story about losing his v card on a ride...and I can't for the LIFE of me remember who it was!!! *L*

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  12. now that i think of it.. i remember reading about dustin diamond getting busy on the haunted mansion, but not losing his virginity.

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  13. Depending on the time of year, the rides can be pretty empty. Way back in the day, I'd go there on high school trips. On the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, we'd dare each other to hop boats during the slow parts. No one ever caught us.

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  14. I hope I'm wrong but I think it's Corey Feldman, Michael Jackson and Pirates of the Caribbean. MJ could easily have the ride shut down for his own use at Disneyland and it was his favorite ride.

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  16. Having worked at DL, I'm going to say not to Small World- mostly because it isn't all that dark! (Also, they didn't have cameras in the ride until recently)

    So far as rides go, I would assume Haunted Mansion. They have cameras everywhere- and honestly, I saw my fair share of sexual acts.

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  17. Good find, Sunnyside.

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  18. Sunny, I wouldn't call It's a Small World a dark ride! LOL

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  19. Haunted Mansion ride is 7 minutes 30 seconds. Long enough for most men :)

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  20. Anonymous3:21 PM

    It's a small dick after all.....

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  21. Pirates of the Carribbean isn't that long of a ride right? I am not impressed. I would, however, be impressed if it was Splash Mountain.

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  22. Danny Bonaduce. Grew up in Cali. Only a totally screwed up childhood could have led him to where he is today.

    The Mario Lopez article is interesting, but Haunted House has private cars and for pervert on boy action, I think that's the one that would do it.

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  23. I don't think Mario Lopez would be bragging about having sex there and saying it's his proudest moment - if it was with another guy. He always dates women and tries hard to be masculine. That would be something Hollywood people would consider harmful to their image, even if he wasn't naming the person he had sex with. You just wouldn't mention it at all.
    I remember when the 2 Coreys had that reality show for a minute, one Corey told the other Corey that he knew the man that had done those "things" to him. He was very angry and talked about hating the guy for what he had done. I did not think it was Michael Jackson at the time, because he still kind of talked about Michael fondly although they were no longer friends really. I think they had a manager or someone similar, when they are kids and he had sexually molested at least one of the Coreys.

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  24. I'm thinking Space Mountain at Magic Kingdoms Tomorrowland. Many many years ago the seats were designed so that you sat with someone in your lap. Very dark ride and lots of cameras.

    As for the actor in question, no clue.

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