Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Hire A Security Guard


Harry Hamlin says the store he and Lisa Rinna own was robbed again. Yes, the same store that was robbed last week with $100K worth of stuff taken, was robbed again on Monday and about the same amount of stuff taken. Considering they said the store has been robbed six or seven times, what do you think about hiring a security guard? You know, you could hire three of them. They could work in 8 hour shifts. And guess what? Not only would you be doing your part for the economy and the unemployment rate, but you would also show the world that you are the complete idiots that everyone thinks you are.

Instead of laughing about all the thefts, how about doing something? Your previous plans did not work out so well. I bet they would do something really fast if they did not have insurance. If I was their insurance company I would cancel them right now.

20 comments:

  1. To be fair, they have that new reality show on TV Land and there is an upcoming episode where they almost lose the store because the rent was raised or something and they almost couldn't pay it. I also remember Harry ranting about it months ago - he said something to the effect of "How can a landlord, that you have faithfully paid for years, suddenly demand more money or tell you to move your shop" - Don't know what they did/do with their money, but apparently they don't have millions just sitting around. Maybe they sunk it all into the creation of the shop itself, or plastic surgery. But doubt they could afford a security guy full-time, much less 3 of them.

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  2. I bet they paid someone to do it. National t.v is a great alibi.

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  3. SCAM. Jesus, that's why they had that phone call on live tv informing them of the last break-in, which by this account would have been about break-in number eight. SCAM. They're going to be investigated. Watch.

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  4. Shiesty motherfuckers!

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  5. Her lips annoy me in that pic.

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  6. This is seeming much like a publicity stunt to me.

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  7. Insurance fraud!

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  8. A publicity stunt that the insurance company will investigate as fraud and seek to litigate as insurance fraud, too, almost certainly.

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  9. They can afford a security system?

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  10. Yeah, those lips. Every time I see her saying anything, it's like watching a talking butthole.

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  11. If they need a security guard and are willing to give me an advance to get out there and get an apartment, I'll WILLINGLY be the security guard for their store.

    No joke.

    And I'll do it for $10 an hour, 12 hrs. a day, however many days a week they're open.

    I'm dead serious, too.

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  12. I have ZERO tolerance for insurance fraud. It makes the REST of our premiums go up, up, up.

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  13. Weren't other shops in the area recently robbed too? Even so, it still sounds fishy to me 'cuz these two, well, especialy her, will do anything for publicity.

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  14. If they've had that many robberies at the store I don't see how they can continue to insure it. What insurance company is going to continue to pay claims out to them?

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  17. I think the break-in that happened live on the Today show was fake and then they for real got robbed a few days later.

    Karma?

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  18. Not that I cared about Lisa/Harry before but, after seeing that Today Show clip, I really could not care less about this couple. How did they even get a reality show again??

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  19. Did they give Madoff some of their money? Lots of those folks are working now.

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