It Wouldn't Be A Holiday Without Tila Tequila
So, what do you talk about the day after Thanksgiving when all the celebs are in a turkey coma? Well, it is the time when all the D listers get to have their say. Enter Tila Tequila. Tila is basically saying the same thing she has said anytime she gets the spotlight or a flashlight, or any kind of light she can pretend is focused on her.
She tells Radar that she has a new love interest. She won't say if it is male or female which means she probably does not know. Of course, Tila wants a family. She has a name picked out but won't share in case any of you steal it. Apparently there has never been a child in the world named this name. Welcome to the world, Fgrtlfugrheulikde. Works for a boy or girl, although I'm pretty sure someone in Iceland probably beat her to it.
Wait, wasn't she pregnant early this year?
ReplyDeleteShe was and was also adopting a baby. I think she thinks if she keeps throwing out stories people will forget about the previous ones.
ReplyDeleteWhy do the paps keep coming when she calls them? The convo should really go like this:
ReplyDeleteTILA: Hey, TMZ, I'm gonna be at Walmart today around 2:30, so come get some pics of my nipples and I'll give you a couple good stories.
HARVEY LEVIN: Um, no thanks Tila. We've got a hot tip that Jennifer Aniston's dog is at the groomer right now so we're following that lead instead.
she was grinding all up on some dude at kate major's bday party. but she also puckered up for kate so... yeah.
ReplyDeleteshe probably banged the guy, he bailed and shes gonna drag it out.
Tila is the worst person in the world.
Well, we know the name won't be Seven, because that's already taken.
ReplyDeletehave i mentioned that i still blame her for the death of casey? i'm surprised she doesn't still talk about her. i mean, if the person that i "loved" died tragically at such a young age, I wouldn't be able to get over it.
ReplyDeleteAs flaky as Casey could be, she was such a beautiful amazing woman. She was too trusting and naive.
i'll get off my soapbox. sorry.
Yeah Julie,for some reason I felt really bad about Casey's death. She was a beautiful young woman, had it all and died alone. Hanging out with the wrong people, far away from family. Sad, sad, sad... Tila couldn't care less beyond what publicity it got for her.
ReplyDeletethe thing is, Casey had a whole lot of *real* friends. She reached out a couple weeks before she died.
ReplyDeleteDigging the boots. That's all I've got....
ReplyDeletelol @ chopchop!
ReplyDeletetilasrotspot is a great site about Tila. They've exposed a lot of her lies since Casey passed away a year ago. I read it for a while but then her (Tila's) antics weren't amusing any more and just repetitive dribble. I'll never get tired of CDAN!!
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