Hey Fidel - J-Lo Showed You Her VaJayJay
In the never ending saga of whether Jennifer Lopez's ex can make a few bucks releasing tapes he made of the pair while they were married, new information and nudity in the tapes has come to light. It seems that when Jennifer and Ojai Noa were visiting Cuba shortly after their marriage, Jennifer is riding on a scooter and at the same time flashing her bare nether regions to an unsuspecting Cuban public. First of all, how come Jennifer got to go to Cuba? Was this a humanitarian visit? Was she a journalist? If she was flashing her nether regions to the Cuban people she definitely was not improving relations between the two countries.
Jennifer has been in a fight for about a year to keep the 21 hours of tapes from being made public or for sale. Knowing about the scooter incident I would have to agree. That is the last thing I want to see.
It's not like I want to see JLo's nether regions, but in this case I am siding with the husband.
ReplyDeleteThis was NOT an intimate moment between a couple.
She did this out in public in full view of the Cuban public.
I think it's crappy he feels he can make money on her, but she did it.
I kind of feel bad for her, Ojai should get a life.
ReplyDeleteyou can go to cuba through canada very easily.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand J Lo, but her ex husband is a real sleeze. It's like he tries one bad scheme after another.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with all these women flashing their hoo hoos?
ReplyDeletewhat Kate said. i take what buddy says with a tequila and some salt.
ReplyDeleteThe guy is a jerk.
ReplyDeleteThe guy does need to get a life already. How long have they been divorced? More than 10 years? No kids, no reason for them to be in each other's lives, so dude, MOVE ON ALREADY.
ReplyDelete@awesomeballa
ReplyDeleteBut will the American passport stop you at the border? That I don't know.
The US Passport gets you into Cuba just fine. Got me in from a Caribbean island easy as pie. They just stamp a separate inserted page. The Cubans liked having us and our American dollars there!
ReplyDelete^^^And isn't that what it's all about? Money?
ReplyDeleteIt sure is. The embargo hurts them, not us. If I was sh*tting in the street like they do, having to BUY a square of toilet paper if I want to use a real bathroom, only getting some lame ham sandwich rations and head lettuce once a week and live in a crumbling dank old crap hole like they do I'd dang sure want Americans to be able to come spend vacation money there, hell yes.
ReplyDeleteThe locals DID think it was all about the money in Havana and Old Havana. We liked the people and they liked us back and they were huckstering the crap out of everything.
And they get US-made shit all the time...just comes via Mexico, so the price gets jacked up. Sucks for Cuba. Lift the dang embargo!
*sorry...got on a Cuba rant*
Whatever JLo did in Cuba her activities did not include SPEAKING SPANISH. Especially when she was married to Noa.
ReplyDeleteOur girl might know/speak some Spanglish NOW (and she can play the Latina card for all she's worth, a la Xtina), but she did not speak any Spanish until she got called out about it a couple of hundred times a few years ago.
Totally agree, selenakyle. But that was the whole idea, wasn't it? Punishment over the US' embarrassment at the failed invasions? Proud that despite pressure, the Canada never climbed on board with that embargo.
ReplyDeletedito mango.
ReplyDeleteand what ojani did was wrong, i agree. no one in his camp is happy about this either.
as for jho traveling to cuba...this was in 98...back then, you could travel easily via permission from OFAC...obvs she was married to ojani, who is a native, and as his spouse it was a breeze getting permission to go back in. if you didn't fall into those categories, you could still travel on a cultural visa (sort of like how all of h'wood would end up there every december for the film festival...it's the most prestigiuos in LatAm). the laws changed in 2003/4, getting even more strict for those native-born...now you had to prove you had family left here AND you could only go once a yr. anyhooo...don't get me started on that rant.
and fidel can die, btw, and take raul w/ him.
J-Lo could possibly be THE most over-rated celebrity on the planet. I wonder what else is on those tapes. She has zero regard for others.
ReplyDeleteFor the uninformed, the embargo does not affect Cuba. That is old rhetoric that bastard murderer Castro has been using against the U.S. for years. There are PLENTY European industries in Cuba. As long as you have euros or dollars, you can buy anything you want. Cuban citizens are not allowed to stay in the tourist hotels or purchase in tourist stores. If you don't have family in the States that sends you dollars, then you are screwed. Problem is, the average Cuban worker makes 10 pesos a month and has to deal with the rations the government gives them. The only ones not lacking food or ammenities are the high ranking communists in government. Don't believe anything about the free health care either. There are no medicines for the public (is what the government decides) and you even have to take your own sheets and towels when you go in the hospital. If you REALLY want to know how things are in Cuba talk to Cubans living in the States, they'll tell you how the country really lives, not the Michael Moore Hollywood version.
ReplyDeleteredsiren i disagree with you on one point. A good (american) friend of mine lived in cuba for a year, and he said that he would get health physicals from nurses that do home visits. They were free and for all residents, regardless of class or nationality. I can't remember how often they were though.
ReplyDeleteThe rest of your points honestly I'm not knowledgable enough to speak on.
@Monica I don't doubt what you're saying. There are "clinics" in Cuba and indeed everyone can go for minor care, i.e. minor aches and pains, cuts just nothing specialized. When it deals with major surgeries and advanced medication, you are basically left with what the government considers you can have. That is their concept of free medical care. I am a Cuban born American citizen (the happiest day of my life when I became one) and have relatives in Cuba who are practicing doctors.
ReplyDeleteI know several people (Americans) who have visited through other countries. This was years ago though...I don't know how strict they are now.
ReplyDeleteI would love to go to Cuba & wish they would lift the restrictions.
Jennifer Lopez really knew how to pick the losers.