Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Monday's Blind Item

So, this almost A list movie actress who never does television (except for cameos) had a date who was not the brightest tool in the shed. Hey, they match. Anyway, the guy took out a little vial of coke during the ceremony and the guy seated next to the idiot says, "You do know they are showing this on television right?" The idiot replied and I swear this is 100% true. "Well, they would just edit it out right? I mean doesn't everyone do it?"

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  1. he does seem to have a point.

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  2. Who was ScarJo's date?

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  3. ScarJo is a great guess

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  4. I think the point is that the show was live. They can't edit live tv.

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  5. ScarJo or Portman's man.

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  6. Immediately thought Portman but she has never been on TV?

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  7. She has a degree from Harvard, so how could Portman match the "not brightest tool in the shed"?

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  8. @suunyside1213

    Her date is the dumb one, but doubt it's Portman. Wouldn't her pregnancy or that it's a fiancee be in the blind? Plus, I thought her parents were at the table. Don't think a guy trying to marry into that would want to get on their bad side.

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  9. Anne Hathaway's date.

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  10. portman and the baby daddy she's bearding for. he doesn't look too savvy.

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  11. If this was at the Golden Globes I wouldn't blame the guy. I would have to do drugs to get through those horrible speeches.

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  12. I like the Hathaway guess. Wasn't there a blind a few days ago about an 80's born star who had no money due to poor budgeting skills. Hence "they match".

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  13. Katie Holmes? Hee hee hee!

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  14. Hathaway may have idiotic taste in men, but she isn't otherwise dumb, is she?

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  15. No clue..really. I'll be leaning towards Scarlett except for the fact that if she brought a man as her date it would have been newsworthy since she's getting divorce.

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  16. I think the point is that the show was live. They can't edit live tv.

    I always thought that since Nipplegate American live shows are broadcast with 2-3 minutes delay as to have the possiblity to edit unwanted footage and bleep out the 'fucks' and other words.
    Doesn't MTV do it that way?

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  17. What Jess just said. Scarlett's SO not the type to bring a date, unless it's her brother or something. And she strikes me as a bitchy narcissist, but I have to concede that she's never come across (to me, at least) as stupid.
    If anything, she's surprisingly articulate.

    I think Anne Hathaway is boring as hell in all aspects, but she doesn't strike me as dumb. Sorry. But she HAS made some pretty idiotic choices in men, so hell, it could be her.

    And the fact that Portman went to Harvard doesn't make her a genius (um, Dubya bought his way into Yale, remember?), but I'd say she's safely an A actress. And I can't see her taking kindly to her babydaddy snorting coke at her table, parTICULARLY when she's got an Oscar campaigning season ahead of her.

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  18. Mina, I think the standard delay is 8 seconds, not 2 to 3 minutes.

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  19. Thanks for the info, FS. They have to be really quick with the editing then. haha

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  20. imo a lot of people looked super coked out at the show, from the shakes to the stiff jaws...i swear i could hear the voice in angelina's head saying.. "where's the heroin? i NEED more heroin!" (esp during the lipgloss apps) :0)

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  21. @ Revali, my husband said the same thing about how out of it most of the audience looked. He said they are either all idiots or drugged out of their minds, with all the slack expressions and vacant stares. He also thought Angelina looked crack-whore skinny (I thought she looked pretty good) and he's a pharmacist so he knows what addicts look like.

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  22. For those who say that Portman's a beard for Millepied.... he actually dumped his real girlfriend for Natalie- and months between filming and release of Black Swan begging for her to take him back, saying that he was just using Natalie for the publicity. No, she isn't a beard. But I highly doubt he's anything more than the sperm donor, really.

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  23. I think it's Hathaway...I just saw something online stating she's doing a Glee episode.

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  24. Didn't Scarjo star in a movie called "Match Point"? So, saying he was her "match" was a hint?

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  25. Sunyside1213: I have a degree from Harvard. Trust me, lots of idiots manage to get in. Big donations and a famous last name can work miracles on admissions committees.

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  26. The expression is, "sharpest tool in the shed"... is "brightest tool" a clue or just an Enty-blooper?

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  27. I have no idea, but whomever the guy is, he is really really stupid.

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  28. Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt.

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  30. I grew up in Natalie's hometown but went to a different high school though family members did. She did a lot of legit academic accomplishments. She's also definitely A-list. I think Anne is treading on A-list aka "almost A-list". She will be after the Academy Awards but on an acting level, she isn't A-list. I know she may not be "dumb" in the Lohan sense but she DEFINITELY does not have the best taste in guys. Plus, doesn't she have a lot of coke rumors about her and her weight loss?

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  31. I'm going to second the ScarJo guess. Her date was Bruce Bozzi, who is the great-grandson of the guy that started The Palm Steakhouses (not the casino). He reeks of "Harry Morton, Jr.-itis".

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  32. Has ScarJo done TV cameos?

    And the hint included ALMOST A-list. Is ScarJo ALMOST? I would consider her A-List.

    The clue also indicated a DATE, not a boyfriend, not a fiance, not a husband. Additionally, the date's response indicates that he's clueless about this...

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  33. a friend of mine was college rommates with anne and she is amazed that anne has gotten as far as she has gotten. my friend (hate to say) is not that bright either. i agree, anne bores me and she does have that coked out look from time to time.

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  34. It has to be Nicole Kidman's husband Keith Urban.....must be...he looks like he is still seeing 'the girl'

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  35. Anne Hathaway got her start as a regular on the network sitcom Get Real. She's done more than just cameos.

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