Who knew that Al Gore and Todd Palin had so much in common. Apparently Todd Palin really enjoys getting massages, just like Al. Well, maybe not so much the massages, but just like Al, Todd seems to like what happens after the massage. According to a report in The Enquirer. Todd has been seen frequenting a massage parlor in Anchorage. The thing is that Todd might not have actually paid for the massages or the sex. The Enquirer uncovered documents that show the woman who was arrested in March for running a house of prostitution, provided free massages to someone on the staff of Sarah Palin. It was her contribution to the campaign. I mean who doesn't need a good rub and tug after they have been working on the campaign trail espousing good old fashioned family values.
Neighbors of the massage parlor called the police because of all the noises that emanated from the business which sounded like people having sex. Yes, including when Todd was there. I love sex scandals like this.
I'm not one of those whacked out Palin haters but I'd sigh a sigh of relief if I knew she wasn't going to run for President.
ReplyDeleteHmmm I would have believed this story had it been a MALE massage parlor according to the rumors of Mr. Palin's questionable sexuality.
ReplyDelete*giggle giggle giggle giggle* this just made my day....
ReplyDelete@looserdude - yeah, I'm one of them.
@montana - oh, do tell!
My four favourite words today!!!
ReplyDeleteTodd. Palin. Hooker. Scandal.
*In that order.
@Ruse - sigh, some great stuff on here today....
ReplyDeleteWouldn't she have known about this "campaign contribution"?
ReplyDeleteOh Wow! this would almost top the John Edwards scandal!
ReplyDeletePolitician's seem not to take care of the scandals that have been out there.
ReplyDeleteDear Enty,
ReplyDeleteThe title alone just made my day.
Thank you,
Feraltart.
oh my gosh, I am so happy.
ReplyDeleteDear god, let this be true.
ReplyDeletedear god, let there be pictures.
ReplyDeleteThis didn't make my whole week. I love when hypocrisy is outed.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Looserdude on this one.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the news - her popularity is dropping faster than Charlie Sheen can get high.
^^^LOL. I'm sure her "blood libel" comment contributed to that. If we are lucky, she'll be gone by this summer's end.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, the masseuse's last name is "Tripp." Verrrry interesting.
ReplyDeleteha ha as in Linda Tripp?
ReplyDeleteTripp her grandson as a name?
Ok had to say it...interesting indeed....
A good friend of mine is a Palin supporter because she likes the look of her husband, I'm like WTH?
ReplyDeleteThis is cool - February 28-March 4 is "Ignore Sarah Palin Week." http://leftaction.com/action/ignore-sarah-palin-week-228-34
ReplyDeleteTodd's actually not a bad looking guy. To be honest, Palin is not bad looking either (post Mccain election make over).
ReplyDeleteI'm dying to hear the spin on this one.
ReplyDeleteRegardless it's just made my damn week.
i think he's creepy looking. pretty funny story!
ReplyDeleteI agree, she is not a bad looking lady. But she scares the crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteI really dont think this is true - I mean, wouldnt he be smarter than that? Oh, wait... I thought the same thing about Edwards, and all those other men who thought they could get away with just about anything.
We´ll see, I guess
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ReplyDeleteWhy do I get this sinking feeling this story is not true but planted by Palin's camp to drum up some sympathy for her or some such shite? Wouldn't surprise me one bit--any publicity is good publicity for that hag & family. A
ReplyDeleteAgain, please put the Palins in that deep, dark hole w/all the other no-brain famewhores.
@linnea: She scares me, too, in the same way that Kim Jong Il does--a loose cannon with way too much potential clout that could end disastrously for all of us. Self-serving, vindictive and believes in revenge. And I love it when the covers are pulled back on the Family Values bed! You never know who you'll find under there.
ReplyDeleteThis story is from the Enquirer- not what you'd call a reliable source.
ReplyDeleteI know that people think the Enquirer is total BS, but they had the Edwards story nailed to the wall and w/pictures. I am hoping that is true w/this story!
ReplyDeleteWhy do people insist that the Enquirer is not a reliable source? People *wish* it wasn't. It is! Their legal department is on point, and there's a reason that they don't settle lawsuits with pouty celebrities and their idiot political equivalents - because they source things as or more impeccably than the NY Times.
ReplyDeleteHope is was for more than a handy, Todd.
@Bish: Definitely MORE impeccably.
ReplyDeleteDear Goddess
ReplyDeletePlease let this be true, and please let there be pictures AND VIDEO.
Now, the Enquirer is not part of the 'lame stream media' right? So Sarah will approve of this story.
This made my day!! I hate Sister Sarah for her ineptitude, and for trying to drag down professional women everywhere. You know, the ones who had to work harder and be smarter than men for less pay and less recognition.
ReplyDeleteAnd she thinks she can get away with being uneducated if she gives a wink or smile and plays to peoples fears.
I hope there was a hidden camera. Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!
My friend just got back from visiting a friend in Wasilla, and she said it's just a boring old suburb of Anchorage. It isn't the idyllic small town the Palin machine makes it out to be.
ReplyDeleteditto looserdude.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what Palin's hubby does, but it would be nice if this put a nail in her political ambitions coffin. And yes, I am a whacked out Palin hater, but I have good reason. She is a nasty piece of work - and I wouldn't care if she didn't have aspirations for the Presidency. That wouldn't bother me either, but apparently some people in this country could care less whether or not the person they vote for is qualified, or at least has a working brain.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is more disgusting than the Kardashians and Kat Von D put together! I hope this is true, and I hope hubby passed on some give STDs to her at some point!
ReplyDeleteI just got home from a 12 hour work day and this is just about the best news I could have read. Thank you Enty, thank you, thank you for passing this on. I never read The Enquirer, except in the grocery store, and it would have been forever before I got to a long enough line to find out this little piece of Palin hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteToday is my birthday and this story alone tops any gift I've received (and I got some great ones!)
ReplyDeleteEnty for President!
@ChasingHeaven
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! and you definitely can't top this gift. It just keeps on giving. Hee!
I am one of those whacked out Palin haters.
ReplyDeleteCannot stand her!
The National Enquire seems to have a thing for massage therapist sex stories. Remember the Al Gore story by the Enquirer just last year? It was later proven that the massage therapist lied and Gore was not charged.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but the Enquirer story is pure BS.
I hadn't heard that he was found innocent and that she was lying? Can you remember anything else about it ?
ReplyDeleteWell, if he isn't getting any at home.....
ReplyDeleteOh God Yes!!
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