Monday, February 14, 2011

Charlie Sheen Sure Can Pick Them


If you were feeling like you really had some low self esteem you wanted to get out of your system so were debating the pros and cons of having sex with Charlie Sheen, let me throw this nugget of information out at you. One of Charlie's porn stars texted all her friends over the weekend saying she was pregnant. Yes, Kacey Jordan, who famously cashed a $30,000 check while leaving Charlie to possible death claims she is pregnant but does not believe Charlie is the father. Umm, so you are a porn star/hooker for a living and go around having unprotected sex so much that you are pregnant but you don't think the timing is right for Charlie to be the father. So, that means you probably had unprotected sex with Charlie too or else you would have just come right out and said that.

Who are these people? By now you would have thought Charlie's peen would have fallen off. It also makes you really think about the future partners of Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. Just how much unprotected sex with hookers has Charlie Sheen had in his lifetime?

30 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Ick. Nast.

looserdude said...

It would be hilarious if she had his "love child". Well, maybe not for the kid.

__-__=__ said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Nosey Parker said...

From TMZ -

As for why Kacey thinks Charlie is in the clear ... he used protection, but Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not sure if it did the trick.

jess said...

Gross pic, just disgusting. This is what our society has come to, getting pregnant and gaining fame/money of it. Sad.

Cheryl said...

Looks like Charlies is missing some teeth and the ones he has are brown. What a nasty grill!

Instead of using all your money on hookers and drugs why don't you invest in some veneers Charlie!

Cecilia00 said...

When I saw the TMZ story - my first instinct is that she only texted him in hopes of getting cut a check for not attempting to "trap" him.

Robert said...

Yeah, that's definitely a hillbilly meth-mouth look Charles is sporting these days. This makes that recent picture of Flavor Flav's choppers actually look enviable!

mooshki said...

TMZ reported he said he went to the studio because he was ready to work, and he pounded on the door and shouted until he was hoarse, but no one was there. Yeah, sure sounds like the actions of someone who's sober.

Lafawnduh said...

During her interview on Howard Stern she admitted to having unprotected sex with a "prince" in Dubai who owns the Burj Al Arab Hotel, for 35g's a few weeks before the Charlie incident.

jpovis said...

hahaha...look at his face. Man, what a waste, he should be in someone's death pool!

sunnyside1213 said...

He is turning into a sad joke.

blue sky said...

Meth teeth! Ick!

delilah said...

f-ing losers...BOTH of them!

lanasyogamama said...

Does he even HAVE teeth left?

Mango said...

Greaaaat. She's been doing drugs while having unprotected sex. Her baby will have a host of medical problems. This girl's a mental midget. What do you bet she spends her payday on breast implants?

evergrey said...

@mango - from TMZ - in additional to what @noseyparker said about thinking they used protection - she texted that she was having the "problem" taken care of somewhere soon. Basically there will be no baby. And that's probably for the best.

Marna Palmer said...

I'm confused. Where did she say anything about the timing not being right for Charlie to be a father? I hadn't heard she'd said that, only that she had said she didn't think it was Charlie's.

timebob said...

looks like she was baiting him to get a dialouge going so she would have a better chance of selling it.

Shocking he was smart enough not to respond or his people have his phone.

I 100% believe she is pregnant she said on Howard Stern she has had 3 abortions (she is only 22) How a porn/whore (sorry can't say star) isn't on birth control is just insane and sick.

Unknown said...

If this is the first time it's happened to Charlie, I would be shocked. The whole thing is wretched. And his teeth in that photo are disgusting!

mooshki said...

Yeah, it wasn't the timing that made her think it wasn't Charlie's, it was that they actually did use protection, so props to him for that!

Lafawnduh said...

Not to forget K-Fed knocked her up too, but that ended up as a miscarriage.

B626 said...

She'll just trot back to Oregon where she has ALL her abortions!

0 said...

I tried listening to the hour-long interview w/ Kacey on Howard Stern, but barely made it halfway through. This girl is really a nasty piece of work with major major issues. To her credit, she does claim that Charlie wrapped it up before sex. Still, ick nast.

Terri said...

I have wondered why Charlie is so self-destructive. I know he has successfully kicked drugs/alcohol before, but this time he really wants to kill himself.

Does anyone think this is more than just a death wish and that perhaps he really is sick and dying of something and would rather just kill himself with drugs?

amh.producer said...

Surely his teeth are photoshopped. We'd have noticed that they look like that before, right?!?

chihuahuense said...

I know, amh, that's what I was thinking!

mooshki said...

amh, he's had a few pictures lately where his teeth have looked like that. I think he must normally use prosthetics or something?

HannahPalindrome said...

What's the difference between one of your girlfriend's who sleeps around, a hooker, and Paris?

Meg said...

Oh that would be just what he needs is another kid.

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