Miley Cyrus Says Bong Was Mistake
Somewhere, Miley Cyrus has at least one person who is trying to help her. I'm doubtful that it is her parents so someone must have hired a PR person who knows what they are doing. Yes, they still have a lot of work to do, but at least Miley comes across normal in the new issue of Marie Claire. In the interview she apologizes to her fans for smoking salvia and hopes her fans understand that it is all part of growing up. Kind of like one or two of the pictures that accompany the article. In one of them, she has to hold her dress because it does not want to cover the one inch of breast not bare.
I must also warn you that this is definitely a PR interview. In a regular interview you don't get lines like, "She looks at me with her big blue baby-doll eyes." Seriously? And this person probably has reporter on their business card. Oh, you think that was the worst example? Not even close. "In person, Cyrus is tall and lean and curvy as a violin."
Still though, the kiss ass pieces are what she has not had in her life. It also means that she will probably continue to make bad movies for awhile.
Let's fast forward about five years: Failed movie career. Failed rehab. Failed come-back. Just quit now, Miley, and save us a lot of grief.
ReplyDeleteFrom your mouth to the universe's ears, looserdude.
ReplyDeleteIt was a mistake, she says ... because she got caught. Why is this talentless child still getting press?
ReplyDeleteI don't care for her, but she is human and 18.
ReplyDeleteIt was clear in the video it was new to her, so she is experimenting.
Not endorsing it, but she appears to just be doing 18 year old stuff and making her mistakes.
She's doing everything she can to escape the Rat's carefully constructed and managed image.
ReplyDeleteThe pity is she's nowhere near viable outside of the Rat's environment.
Ok, you do occasionally get the break-through, like Zac Efron...but how many others are like Kim (RHBH)
someone called in a favor and got the piece done. smart move and great spin. if she continues to take wise counsel she may be able to salvage a wee bit of her 'career'.
ReplyDeletePlease, no more crappy movies. That voice makes my want to shove scissors in my ears.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Blohan in this picture, foreshadowing her future.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about Miley that is distinctly *un*sexy? She's 18, thin, rich....it's pretty hard to have zero sexiness at that age, but she manages it.
ReplyDeleteShe made 48 million last year. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThat dress looks like it is made of aluminum foil.
@MCH: THAT is a sin!
ReplyDeletePoor Miley, no matter how hard she tries, she just isn't sexy. I guess it's true that the sexiest women are the ones who just have it.
ReplyDeleteAre straight women even qualified to judge another woman's sexiness or lack of?
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