Thursday, March 03, 2011

Is Sean Penn Sexy?


I ask the question in the headline because I just do not see the attraction of a guy who chain smokes, loves hookers and thinks nothing of cheating on his wife with women he has stashed in the same hotel as his family. Oh, and he is best friends with Charlie Sheen. So, having all this in my mind, I wonder why the heck someone like Scarlett J who can basically have sex with anyone she wants to decides to fly away to Mexico and have sex with a wrinkled old guy who smells bad.

Would someone please explain it to me? I understand the whole bad boy thing or having money, but can you imagine how bad you would smell after a weekend with Sean? You would have to throw away your clothes. You also know he will be sleeping with someone else as soon as he can. So, what is the point? Do you think he is sexy?

63 comments:

  1. Well he IS extremely heterosexual which says alot for the actors in Hollywood, but I would never touch him, please he slept with Madonna just that thought alone makes me cringe.

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  3. Does she smoke, too?

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  4. Sigh. Well there is that whole "talent" thing (and Oscar), he's well-respected by his peers as an actor and humanitarian....you know, he's awfully good to anyone but the women he's involved with.

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  5. Just because you think Scarlett is an attractive woman doesn't mean she's smart, Enty. And she only looks good when professional makeup artists had her in their claws for about 2 hours. Without the typical Hollywood makeover she just looks meh.

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  6. is he sexy? NO.

    as for SJ, well this is what's called officially jumping the shark.

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  7. He's ugly and dumb as shit. NOT sexy.

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  8. I read that he is hung?

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  9. Sean Penn is gross. Full stop. Good actor, amazing humanitarian, but gross. Would NOT tap that.

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  10. Men who beat women are never sexy

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  11. He's not sexy. However, he may be charming, and that can count for a lot more than looks if you know how to work it

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  12. Um, why would Scarlett spend time with a creepy man who has made substance abuse a way of life? Isn't it obvious?

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  13. Unfortunately yes, I find him sexy. I dont know this guy on a personal level, but if he walked in my office right now, not knowing that it was Sean Penn, I would take note.
    As for ScarJo,in one week has been linked to Renner, Penn, and some other dude I'm too lazy to look up. Let the girl have her fun.

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  14. I'd rather sleep with Charlie Sheen.

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  15. He's revolting as hell. I do not see the attraction at all.

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  18. I think it's universally agreed that Sean Penn is a great actor. Therefore I believe it is plausible that he can act like a decent, kind and considerate human being long enough to seduce someone as dumb as Scarlett.

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  19. not enough coma-inducing drugs in the world to hit that.

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  20. Smart is sexy and he is smart. Everyone knows he's a great actor, like looserdude says. It's got to be crazy good sex. I think she's dickmatized. I think I would be too. And, for that, I would sacrifice my entire wardrobe happily burning my clothes whenever I had to let him out of bed. Sad, isn't it?

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  21. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Yes he is sexy but he's a notorious womanizer. Just last week he was seen wining and dining other women in Italy no to mention dancing with his ex-wife Madonna at her Oscar party.

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  22. Everyone keeps forgetting this one thing: Scarlett's got a SERIOUS thing for older guys. Remember the story about her banging Benicio Del Toro in an elevator?

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  23. Good match. They're both gross. I agree with whoever said she only looks good after she's been "done" by professionals. Too bad about her hair getting caught in that lawnmower though.

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  24. Yeah, sure, I'd hit that, if I were 25 with daddy issues.

    But I would never go away for a vacation with him. Listen to him talk for 3 days? Noooo thank you.

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  25. Sean Penn looks as if he smells like a stale casino ashtray.

    Like The Nightmare Child said, Scarlett has a thing for older men. Del Toro, Woody Allen, and now Penn. I think she mistakenly thinks that older is wiser.

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  26. @Nighmare Child - I can't hate on her for Benicio in an elevator. I remember thinking at the time "Yummy! You GIT it, girl!"

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  27. Scarlett chain smokes so much that people in her apartment building constantly complained about her:
    NY POST/BRADEN KEIL...
    --Last summer, the British press reported "exclusively" - from Los
    Angeles, of all places - that Scarlett Johansson and her then-
    boyfriend Josh Hartnett were buying a $6.2 million apartment in
    TriBeCa. Clearly, that didn't happen. Now that she's gotten over her "Black Dahlia" co-star, the single buxom blonde has begun shopping again for a new flat. One place we're told has caught her eye is a smallish but dramatic penthouse apartment in the Chelsea Club at 444 W. 19th St. The $1.95 million, one-bedroom, loft-style condo includes two terraces, high ceilings, an elevator that opens directly into the apartment and a deeded parking spot inside the building. "She's looking for an apartment with privacy, where she can take an elevator to the garage without having to go outside," said our source, who added that her other priority is having outdoor space. Neighbors in her present apartment building downtown have reportedly complained to the actress about her chain smoking.

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  28. Older man + bad boy + sexy in that repulsive/sexy way + extremely respected actor (something she will probably never be) all seems to add up to something that really floats her boat.

    I bet he can be charming one on one.

    I think the bottom line is she is easily impressed.

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  29. What!? You mean to tell me that he was in Hollywood for the Oscars and now is flying to Mexico for fun, and he's *NOT* in Haiti saving everyone?!?!?!?
    Shocked I tell ya, shocked.

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  30. Well, she is rumored to have banged Benicio Del Torro in an elevator (hope I got the name write) upon a chance meeting, so it appears she goes for that type of guy. Would I with Sean? Yes, but I am middle aged desperate. I like his politics, but if it came down to that, I'd bang Damnon or Clooney well before Penn. I think he has an issue with faithfulness, wanting lots of sex with different women, and violence towards women (remember when he tied Madonna to a chair?), which is a huge turn off.

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  31. Hahahaha! No. He looks like an old, leather shoe.

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  32. Anonymous11:39 AM

    @MadLyb's comment, how did they manage to do that without having to deal with the elevator stopping and opening?!
    Actually..maybe it happened and they didn't care who saw. Ew...

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  33. I wouldn't touch him...but then again he probably wouldn't want me either...

    P.S. She's really not too fussy...and that's plain stupid.

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  34. Maybe she thinks she can CHANGE him.

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  35. Anonymous11:51 AM

    I really don't see anything appealing about him.

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  36. No. I wouldn't let him f*ck me even if I used someone else's vagina. He's gross.

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  37. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Yeah, I think he is - but to me he will always be Spicoli. I think he's probably really good in bed and there's something about having a big talent or a smart brain or being charming and a good talker that is more appealing than any prettiness you can find. And besides, she's not that gorgeous herself.

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  38. Anonymous12:04 PM

    Also...

    "but can you imagine how bad you would smell after a weekend with Sean? You would have to throw away your clothes"

    What makes you think I'd be wearing any?

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  39. I would switch to women before I would ever hit that....EEEWWW

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  40. I think he looks like he has a big penis. And she doesn't look good without getting made-up. I used to really like Penn before I found out he was such a self-important douche. Alas...

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  41. Scarlett is boring to me, even with her makeup. She's Woody Allen's muse because she sleeps with him too, but even that desperation still hasn't rocketed her to fame.

    Sean is a dog, and always has been. I don't care if he can act. Andy Dick can act, I wouldn't be caught dead on the subway with him.

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  42. Sexy? Um, no, not at all. Not sure what the attraction is for her.

    "but can you imagine how bad you would smell after a weekend with Sean? You would have to throw away your clothes"

    You would also need to take a bath in bleach in order to get the stench of cigarettes and dirty ashtray off of you. I'm choking just thinking about it.

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  43. sean penn is smart. he's a very intelligent guy. i think she gets off on that. i get that part, actually.

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  44. He's disgusting and she's a fool.

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  45. Nope, not at all. He is dirty and gross. I do not understand how that can ever be over looked. When someone smells all the time it creeps on you and gets all up in your lungs. Blech... money and talent do not make up for that.

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  46. Anonymous1:41 PM

    What Kim said.

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  47. arrogance and self importance is not sexy at all - I wouldn't #%$# him for practice!

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  49. Some great lines in these comments today!

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  50. @Jamie's Girl -- I wouldn't exactly compare Sean Penn and Andy Dick's talents. They're each special little unique snowflakes for sure, but one is *considerably* more gifted than the other. Sean Penn is good enough to win Oscars. Andy Dick can barely remember his lines and pisses himself on the regular. Come ON.

    Honestly? I admire the fact that she's going for it and that she doesn't give a fuck what people think. Neither of them are married or attached in any way whatsoever. I mean, I don't *get* it -- and I honestly thought that her tastes veered more towards men who aren't fond of coke and hookers -- but they're both adults. So what?

    It's not the age difference that makes this so weird -- it's his volatile romantic history and overall shadiness. But if Scarlett were with Clooney rather than Sean, you'd all be clapping for her. ;-)

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  51. Sean Penn is repulsive to me. And I really don't understand what SJ sees in him.

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  52. EWWWW!Not even on his best day do I find that asshat sexy. Abusive arrogant whack jobs don't do it for me. Everytime he opens his mouth, I wonder if I could seal it shut with crazy glue. ;)

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  53. yuckkk the first time I heard about the two of them together I was like NO WAY Scarlett would have to be crazy to go from the hottest guy in the world, Ryan Reynolds, to a disgusting, creepy, disease-infested old man like Sean Penn. why the FUCK would she ever want to have sex with him? yuck yuck yuck. I am ashamed of her - and I loved her when she was with RR!!

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  54. Pookie: Never mind "jumping the shark"--she's HUMPING the shark!

    Respect him as an actor, agree w/some of his politics, but as a human being, esp. in regards to women? Can you say "Mayor of Douchachusetts"?

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  55. Vomit. I don't care how good an actor he is.

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  56. @soju addict - I suppose that is what the emergency button is for, LOL. And then there's the airplane bathroom thing... I guess that is why there's fantasy.

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  57. he has that f-ugly thing that i just really love; can't explain it. I don't go for the pretty-boys but I love the f-ugly ones.

    And, he's incredibly talented and I do LOVE what he's doing in Haiti and i love his politics.

    I have a difficult time wrestling this attraction I have for him against the fact that he's been rumored to hit women and cheat on women.

    He's a bad one for me, I give thanks every day we haven't run into each other and I've had to make a decision to walk my talk or be the hypocrite I fear I am! LOL

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  58. He has tonnes (some would argue too much) of self confidence. He is a talented actor. He is a rebel with a cause (Haiti) and has lots of hilarious/meaningful/entertaining anecdotes I'm sure. So yeah, I can see her falling for that. I'm sure in the world she lives in, he seems gritty and real.

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  59. @klang: My sister calls that "sexyugly."

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  60. hahaha @ robin for SURE.

    And yes, he is hot.

    Especially compared to Woody Allen, after him anyone would do I bet.

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  61. I find Penn very unattractive, but an immensly talented actor. They are both chain smokers, so I'm sure ScarJo won't mind the stench.

    I will always remember Penn being married to Madonna and wondered if he really did tie her up and leave her alone.

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  62. Not remotely attractive.

    I'm sure its a money-power-older man/confidence thing.

    Had forgotten she was with Josh Harnett. Both he and Ryan are kind of pretty boys so maybe she wanted someone more....not so pretty.

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