Larry Fortensky Being Evicted From His House
While Elizabeth Taylor is in the hospital, husband number 8, Larry Fortensky is about to lose his house. Apparently the guy who does not work is having problems paying his almost $6000 a month mortgage. Umm, when you are not working do you think you should be living in a place that costs $6000 a month? Apparently a couple of years ago a similar thing happened but Liz gave Larry $50,000 so he could keep his place. I think that at that point, Larry should have said, "you know what? Maybe I should sell this thing and move into a studio somewhere." Instead he stayed and Liz has decided to not give him any more money.
Good for her!
ReplyDeleteWTF does he need such an expensive ass house, wasn't he a handy man or something?!?! Dude got a taste of the good life mooching off of La Liz and wants to maintain that lifestyle on $0, Sorry bro, go get a job, lol
You will pay in this life one way or the other. There are really no free rides. He sounds like an old fool who never learned.
ReplyDeleteLazy Ass Bum!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf memory serves, after they divorced, he suffered some kind of on-the-job injury and was legitimately disabled. I think he might have even been sort of fucked up in the head after the accident. Off to google/wiki...
ReplyDeleteHe did have a bitchin' mullet though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he could auction off the mullet! Liz was still smokin' gorgeous back then, wasn't she?
ReplyDeleteLiz was still smokin' gorgeous back then, wasn't she?
ReplyDeleteSeriously! Elizabeth was, what, late 50s/60ish back then? THAT is what good plastic surgery looks like, my friends, not the messed-up mugs these bots today are sporting.
Well, I always thought Elizabeth had a heart of gold and I guess giving your ex-husband $50K kind of proves that. He should of downsized and gotten out when he could. Idiot.
ReplyDelete@chopchop: No shit! That thing belongs in the Mullet Hall of Fame!
ReplyDeleteI thought he lived in a trailer? $6000 a month is ridiculous. Get real Larry. ET should have cut him off a long time ago. She'd have to sale a lot of perfume to keep him afloat.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he looks like now.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Taylor is one of my all time favourites, what a shame she had terrible taste in men.
ReplyDeleteGood for Liz! I always remember how horrified my Grandma was when Liz married him. "He's a G*d D*mned BUM!", LOL!
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