Michael Lohan Says He Is The Victim
Michael Lohan wants all of you to know he is the victim in this whole domestic violence arrest. He says that Kate Major attacked him when he went to collect some stuff from their apartment and that she was drunk and scratched him and hit him. He was shocked that the police decided to arrest him. Uh huh. He also says that Dr Drew cured him of his co-dependence issues. Uh huh. He also says that although he has not spoken to Lindsay, she was in constant contact with him and gave him messages of support. Uh huh. Just like his daughter it is always the fault of someone else. If this was the first time, then you could think about it for a second but this guy is arrested all the time and most of them involve some kind of violence or issues towards women.
45 comments:
Enough with the losers already Enty! I need something positive! Someone in Hollywood must have done something worth mentioning other than beat the crap or mistreat a woman! Please, I'm begging you! End the day with something nice!
Come on Enty ... why didnt you post the pic of this loser in his mesh shirt ... (puking in my mouth)
ah....HE'S the victim.
So, it's genetic.
That is one fine lookin' man. Step away, ladies, he's mine!
/sarcasm off, lol
i just discovered a new diet aid:
michael lohan's armpit.
dear sweet jesus don't let this be the last post of the day.
I can't look at that picture much longer.
Maybe this is Enty's revenge for all the complaining we did about so many Kardassian posts? He wanted to show us how much worse it could be. :P
That. Picture.
If I have a nightmare tonight about camping in a tent, I'll blame you Enty.
Oh, nasty armpit. Lohan looks like a skunk lifting his tail to spray. Queue the black cloud and flies. My eyes are watering just looking at that photo.
And the finishing touch on his wife beater and gold chain ensemble is that he has a big ol' BlackBerry on his belt that looks like it is circa 1993.
Class-ay!
We are the victims here...of that picture.
Yeah, the victim of a beatin' with the Ugly Stick!
lol Mooshki, I'll take the blame for that.
That being said, OMG THIS PICTURE. Now I understand why Lindsay boozes and drugs. The humiliation. MY EYES.
Those Lohans. Always the victims of other people.
My eyes My eyes....I cannot see anymore...They are burning from some foul smell...What happened? Oh, it was a Lohan armpit. Enough said.
Needs more fanny pack.
For the love of god, enty, post something else before the day is over!!! *L*
I am beyond sick of what passes for famous anymore. Lohans, Kardashians, Hiltons...I can't take it anymore!! Hoping for better gossip soon, or I'll have to find another time-waster, er...hobby.
I really glommed this thread to post this link to an In Touch article I just saw. Enty, did you go out with Jen Aniston and not tell us?
http://www.intouchweekly.com/2011/03/jen_aniston.php
Looks like Enty is done for the day. Not liking this at all and missing Today's Blind and the Random Photos!
Put this fucking asshole back in the slam already. He can share a cell with his slut daughter.
Could we please have one last picture of Elizabeth Taylor?
Let's not end the day with this loser's smelly sobaco.
Enty, it is breakfast time in Australia. I almost lost mine looking at that armpit.
Oh no, don't end with this!
Is Enty not able to post current blinds anymore?
So that's where Lindsay gets the...it's not my fault blame game from. They are the most perfect family. It's never their fault.
I wonder what's going on??? Enty has been finishing up quite early lately, barely giving any real gossip, blinds or good scoops.
@nancer: LOL!
How old is this guy, anyway? I'm sure when he looks at that picture, he thinks: "Looking good, Michael, looking DAMN good!"
Grow up.
That picture lol no wonder lindsay's so messed up.
I am sad that the site has gotten so dull.
Don't care about Paris, Chris Brown or Michael Lohan....all LOSERS.
I miss all the photos and the blinds...:((
In reality, these kind of stories are going to get the blog hits and many reader comments.
yes he is. Fashion Victim.
Nancyjovanovic said,"That picture lol no wonder lindsay's so messed up."
Actually, that picture is probably why Lindsay Lohan dates women.
=O
oh my enty, how do i love thee...let me count the ways...TEEHEE @ that picture!!! i come on here and the first thing i see is lohan armpit...that pose...those dad jeans...the skinny belt...the nerd way to clip a blackberry...the backwards hat...the red bracelet...i'm overdosing in all sorts of epic picture win here...i know there's a post to read, but i just can't get past the picture to read it.
@redfishbluefish
HAHAHAHA, that was great, thanks for that link!
This is such a gross picture to leave us with for the day.
LOL redfishbluefish! I think that was Enty!
I wish I had a cool cell phone holster.
I wish I had a cool cell phone holster.
That is just horrifying - the picture I mean. The worst part is , the guy thinks he is good looking ...ugh . Can we start a donation to buy him a big wooly cardigan?
BLECH.
Michael Lohan also wants to know if all of you have tickets to the gun show?
His entire ensemble is hilarious but I can really hear him saying "Hit me on the hip" with that cell phone holder.
Enty, it's up to you how much you post a day. But I'd like to request that you not have your last post of the day with a photo of Michael Lohan. You've done this before & it makes me afraid to go on your site out of the horror I'll see. It's just cruel. Thank you for listening!
Enough with the Loser Lohans already. If bloggers wouldn't post about them, they wouldn't get as much publicity for their antics and maybe - just maybe - they'd fade into the background.
Enty who is writing your stuff lately, cuz I don't think it's really you.
Throw this asshole in the slam with his slut daughter already.
The armpit pose and the mesh shirt - can't get either picture out of my head. Ick.
Luckily one of the attacks against Kate Major and her friend were caught on tape, proving this scum is nothing but a liar. We will await more obscene photos of Kate Majors private parts to surface shortly as that is how this phony Xtian operates. He beat her and choked her out with a towel, a well known weapon prisoners use against each other. He learned a lot in prison, like how to attack without leaving much evidence. Kate needs to take responsibility for being anywhere near him after so many attacks, what is wrong with her that being abused like this is okay? May there be a shiv with his name on it at Twin Towers. The less Lohan on the planet the better for the rest of us.
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