Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Playboy Turned Down Michaele Salahi


Michaele Salahi will do anything to try and stay relevant. I expect her sex tape at any time now. One thing she did to try and stay famous is to have a photoshoot and then send the photos to Playboy. Apparently she thought she was cover material. Thankfully, Playboy did not agree. They told her in an e-mail that she was out of luck and they had no room for her in the next year. I am actually surprised they turned her down flat without at least asking how much money she wanted. Or maybe she did tell them an amount and they had a laugh around the office and then sent her the e-mail. Whatever the reason, we will all be spared from having to see her naked and hopefully in a year or two we won't even remember her name.

20 comments:

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  2. Ha! She is an older version of Heidi Montag.

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  3. ^^ Yes! All she needs are basketball-sized implants to complete the transformation.

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  4. But Playboy says that they will have the pictures online.

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  5. Her and her husband's need for attention is scary. They both need mental help.

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  6. I saw a story a few days ago about her husband posing for Playgirl. What is with these two freaks? Their narcissism truly knows no bounds. It's breathtaking, in a circus-freak kind of way.

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  7. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Probably both of them are desperate for money.

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  8. Didn't Playboy just finish taking care of that last outbreak originating from the hot tub? They probably passed on her pics as a precaution against further contamination.

    Smart move, Hef.

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  9. If I didn't love Top Chef so much, I would boycott Bravo for introducing this horrific couple to the world!

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  10. I would rather see Lindsay grinding on Elvis than take a peak at this fools nipple.

    Thankfully the fading into obscurity seems to be winning on this one.

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  11. I think we are at 14 minutes of fame right now. Just hold on a little longer people....We can do it to be rid of the menace that is these two... GAG : (

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  12. Fully agree, RocketQueen. And yes, I'm sure they are financially desperate; wasn't that made public right after their White House gate crash? They are revolting and need to go far, far away, forever.

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  13. Yuck. I'd rather see Jessica Sarah Parker Naked.

    That's right - Sarah - Jessica - Parker. *Shudder*

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  14. Heidi Montag before surgery?

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  15. Tareq and Michaele Salahi are a perfect couple. Perfectly CrAzY.

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  16. Yes, the husband is apparently going to pose for Playgirl and not even full frontal. Why would PG even bother?

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  17. I think she is in age denial.

    Is that really a current photo??

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