Even brown looks good on Heidi Klum. I look like a big brownie when I wear brown. All I want to do is cover myself in frosting at that point.

You would think that Hayden P wearing a hat would be ridiculous until you

see Billy Corgan's hat.

An actual real smile from Jennifer Aniston?

Ditto for Jessica Alba.

At least Justin Bieber has a bigger camera than the guy Selena is cheating on him with.

James Gandolfini talks about how wide his bald spot was before trying a home remedy.

Jillian Michaels wins the airbrush of the day award.

Jennifer Lawrence finishes a close second.

Look. Benjamin Travolta already has his first hair implants. I am going to tear up.