Monday, April 18, 2011

Tori Spelling Is Willing To Have Sex With Dean McDermott Again


Tori Spelling is already planning her next several seasons of reality television. She told Kneepads that even though she is only on baby number 3, that she and Dean really want baby #4 too. Hear that Oxygen executives? Tori is basically saying she will do whatever it takes, including having sex with Dean McDermott to keep her shows alive.

"We always knew we wanted a big family and we always said we wanted three. But since we got pregnant this time, four keeps popping into my head, and [my husband] Dean [McDermott] says the same thing."

Of course Dean wants another baby. He wants anything that keeps the I don't have to do anything for the rest of my life and still earn a ton of money train going forever. Where was Dean prior to meeting Tori? Hmm. Getting barely there speaking parts on made for television movies. Now, for suffering the fate of being called Mrs. Spelling he stands in line to reap a bunch of dough when Candy passes and in the meantime, makes a bunch of money pretty much doing nothing.

10 comments:

Patty said...

I hope that the Spelling money goes into a trust fund and the kids can't access it till they're like 30 or older.

And didn't he already have 3 kids when he met her? Oh, that's right, the adopted baby doesn't count in his eyes.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Douche.

figgy said...

Naw, I think Candy has already worked out a will that will exclude Tori and Mr. Tori completely. Not to mention that that bitch Candy will clearly live for another 50 years anyway.

RocketQueen said...

Um, to be fair, it can't be easy making love to bones and concrete boob bags, either.

MontanaMarriott said...

Yeah I agree, Candy is not a nice woman, I can see her leaving everything to Randy or charities under her and Aaron's name, why do you think Tori's works so hard?? She is is fully aware of how her mother is.

timebob said...

The only one getting a cash wind fall is the son. Randy Spelling he is so far up his mothers skirts he lives in her taint.

Candy is so hot and cold she has her lawyer on speed dial putting Tori in and out of the will weekly.

RJ said...

Yeah, I agree many of the other posters. Dean better not be counting on Spelling money. It wouldn't surprise me at all if she doesn't live Tori one thin dime.

Anotheramy said...

Their reality show is still on? Who watches that sh*7?

Goggles Pisano said...

I think the motorcycle accident may have jogged Dean's brain-box a bit more than first suspected. Add to the fact that he's a Canadian and that there may have been a lot of full-contact hockey in his life that could add to the head trauma, and you have the recipe for a man willing to saddle up and ride Tori Spelling to the Reality Show Ranch.

Giddy up Dean, giddy up.

Mango said...

Not related to the story but I just have to get in there that, hundreds of millions of dollars aside, Candy and Aaron Spelling have got to be one of the must UNattractive couples I've ever laid eyes on. No wonder Tori looks so... odd.

As you were.

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