Worst Exclusive Ever
About 75% of the time, tabloids and their brethren overuse the word exclusive. The word should be reserved for something really good. If you have pictures of Michael Jackson having sex with a donkey, that is an exclusive. Apparently over at US Weekly that exclusive tag has a very very low threshold. In their online edition, this is their headline: Exclusive: Stylist: Why Drew Barrymore Dyed Her Hair Red
Unless the reason is because Drew started a new religion or has a Mick Hucknall obsession that has gone too far, than there really is no need for the story, let alone an exclusive. Want to know the reason? Oh, it's a doozy. "Drew just felt like trying out red, and it looks great on her -- she loves it!"
She felt like trying it. This just in. Exclusive: In-N-Out Cashier: Why Enty Ate A 3X3 Animal Style. The reason? He wanted to try it and he loved it.
Seriously, this has got to be the worst exclusive in the history of exclusives.
13 comments:
lol! This one tickled me, Enty.
I feel "Breaking News" is also WAY over used. Breaking News!!! Jen's new haircut!!! No.
Breaking News!: It's not the first time she's gone red!
Why am I wanting to sing a Stevie Nicks song? Must be the earring. . .
EXCLUSIVE: Why Maja decided to get a bag of Cadbury's mini eggs from the store downstairs and inhale it in seconds!
"She just loves those things!"
Breaking News!!: Kendra receives Hef's wedding invite! Who. Cares.
FUNNY ENTY!!
That sounds like a "TMZ for kids" type of joke. Love that site.
saw this on the people site too. and immediately thought, "slow news day".
posts like these are why I love reading your site, Enty. your comments are so hilarious!!!
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE NEWS
Whatever 'exclusive' report you have in the internet age, is only exclusive for about 8 minutes, max.
Mmm...animal style.
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