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What former B list television actor and now, a C- list wannabe who lives off his residuals and what he did before, recently made a bet with his friends that he could have sex with five different women in one day. Hey, when you have nothing else to do with your day, I guess you come up with these things. The sad part is that he had no problems at all meeting his quota. Do women think they are going to be with this guy permanently? Do they want to say they had sex with a has been? Is he somehow going to help their career when he cannot fix his?
oh boy, I say George Wendt. I get hot flashes everytime I think of him hiking his pants and spouting one liners when he walked into Cheers.
ReplyDeleteOr, it might be Joey Lawrence
Sounds awfully like Wilmer Valderrama, to me.
ReplyDeleteDavid Faustino.
ReplyDeleteCorey Feldman?
ReplyDeleteScreech!!
ReplyDeletePauly Shore
ReplyDeleteWilmer for me if the women are teenagers!
ReplyDeletescott baio!
ReplyDeleteI like the Wilmer and Scott Baio guesses.
ReplyDeleteCali, I immediately thought of Chachi!
ReplyDeleteOh no you didn't BigMama! I think I may actually have a valid copyright claim to George Wendt guesses!
ReplyDeleteValderrama for sure. Baio is a conservative, married asshole, and I can't see it being him.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteTotally Wilmer Valderrama, what do women see in this trick?
ReplyDeleteRyan, I do believe you are right about that.
ReplyDeleteI say that kid who was on Baywatch. Or any kid who was on Baywatch.
ReplyDeletesorry Ryan, I now hang my head in shame *sniff sniff* :(
ReplyDeleteWilmer has to be making some bucks off of Handy Manny. I have no guesses.
ReplyDeleteDustin Diamond.
ReplyDeleteWhy some women want to star fuck the mildew at the bottom of the barrel defies comprehension.
Valderrama
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Jamie Kennedy - because he did write a book a few years ago called "Wannabe" (which I'm waiting for the mail to deliver) and that could be a clue. He was also in town performing at a comedy club last year and he was hitting on every cute girl in sight.
ReplyDeleteMatt LeBlanc?
ReplyDeleteMatt LeBlanc?
ReplyDeleteMatt LeBlanc?
ReplyDeleteKiki x 3, Matt has a great show right now Episodes, on which he plays himself.
ReplyDeleteIt could be any of the people listed here....barf!
ReplyDeleteScott Baio
ReplyDeleteTony Danza.
ReplyDeletejohn stamos
ReplyDeleteI might stand in line for John Stamos.
ReplyDeleteI totally thought Wilmer the entire time I was reading this. Can't be anyone else.
ReplyDeleteJesse Metcalf from the first season of Desperate housewives
ReplyDeleteJesse Metcalf from the first season of Desperate housewives
ReplyDeleteI thought David Hasselhoff
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen?
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely FEZ!
ReplyDeleteWilmer Valderrama's career is still going strong. He in the new movie 'Larry Crown",and has a upcoming movie "Chips". So it not him.
ReplyDeleteDavid Faustino is set to appear in "The Last Airbender Part 2,and he has his own business selling pot.
Corey Feldman is a good guess, but he had never had a tv show outside of his reality show.
Dustin Diamond?? I seriously doubt it. Dustin couldn't get laid that often even at the height of his career.
I would have to say Scott Baio. He might be married now, but I doubt if he ever stop fooling around.