Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Hayden P Hooking Up With Mark Sanchez


You know, I have a great Kim Kardashian and Kardashian clan rant in me today, but all of you seem so anti about me writing about them, that you are stuck with Hayden P and Mark Sanchez getting it on. Apparently Hayden has wanted to be with Mark for a couple of years, but Mark was busy making his way through everyone in New York. Now that he has finished he had time for Hayden, sent her a text and the next thing you know Mr. Boxer is gone and out the door and mark Sanchez is climbing through the bedroom window. The couple spent Memorial Day weekend together. I think Hayden might be under the impression that football players make more money than former heavyweight champion boxers of the world. Hayden would be wrong.

35 comments:

  1. Less money but better publicity. Hayden knows what she's doing. And in at least one way she resembles Kim K. She is obviously a size queen.

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  2. Lol passive agressive much, Enty? Here, let me summarize for you: Kim Kardashian is apparently pregnant and changing her name to Humphries. She's a famewhore of epic proportions and the pregnancy/birth/wedding/name change will be sold to the tits to Kneepads and E! for maximum money-making potential. That about it?

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  3. OK, you called my bluff. I'd rather have a K-assian post that would work me up to post a comment over this piece of blah that is no longer relevant.

    Well played Enty! Well played.

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  4. Her arms are so short! Like a T-Rex! ha

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  5. Anonymous9:56 AM

    I don't know much about atheletes' salaries. I would have thought too that football players made more. Hmm.

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  6. Anybody else a little concerned that Hayden Panty-something has yet to go through puberty?

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  7. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Is she still a teen?

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  8. I like Rocket Queen's Kardashian news summary. ;-) I also don't understand why a woman with such a unique and exotic last name would want to change it to something...clunkier. But whatever. She'll be a Kardashian again before the ink on the divorce papers dries.

    I dig Hayden. She's campaigned against Japanese whaling, so I'll always root for her. I don't CARE if she likes gigantic men, cocaine, and threesomes. Save the whales!

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  9. I wonder if Milo looks in the mirror every day and says 'phew!' Miss him on my TV, somebody hire that guy again.

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  10. I am so glad she is away from that sexy Russian Boxing God!

    I adore him and his brother, both brilliant and have actual careers (lawyer and a doctor)

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    1. They're ukrainians not russian. And they're not lawyer and doctor. Both of them have a Phd in sport science.

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  11. STAY AWAY FROM MY TEAM!!!! J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!!!

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  12. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Ida, I am totally on board with the anti-whaling, as well. But I'm not willing to give little Hayden here a free pass. What is going on with her, where she insists on going out with guys who are 6X while she's an XS petite? This is gross, I know, but proportionally she must have the biggest ladyparts known to man.

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  13. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Hayden P is only second to Ashley S in my " celebrities that annoy the shit out of me " list.

    And my list is not that long..

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  14. I don't mind looking at pics of Mark, even if she has to be in the photo.

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  15. Boo...I like the Kardashian rants.

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  16. man if she ever mated with Matt M their kids would never touch their toes. impossible!

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  17. I get a little tired of the Kardassian crap, but if you have a good rant, bring it on!

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  18. Anonymous11:23 AM

    It is not that I mind an occasional Kardashian rant, Enty. It is when you go on a Kardashian bender and we have to hear about them day after day that it gets annoying.

    Besides, substituting one talentless, professional athlete dating, little hobbit girl for another is not really changing it up if you don't count the hair color or the sex tape so carry on, big guy.

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  19. Enty, I always enjoy your rants, whether Kardashian or not! People that don't could just scroll down...

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  20. btw, I can't hear the name "Sanchez" without thinking EVERY TIME of an old Monty Python skit about a South American soccer (football) team where every player had the last name Sanchez. "And....Sanchez passes to Sanchez...then over to Sanchez and it SAAAIIILLLS over Sanchez' head!"

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  21. Anonymous12:03 PM

    No Kardashian anything!!!! Not even a mention. Then she'll start to go away. Please, no Kardashian.

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  22. "I don't CARE if she likes gigantic men, cocaine, and threesomes. Save the whales!"

    Best Comment of the DAY
    hehehe Thanks Ms. Blankenship :)

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  23. @thanks, Jasmine. :-) <3

    @Texshan -- Hayden's a teensy girl who keeps seeking out sexual partners roughly five times her size. Personally, I think the girl is onto something. ;-)

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  24. @Texshan - That was the first thing I thought when I saw the picture. I wonder what that's like for him. She's so much smaller than he is, it's gotta be like having sex with a child. Ewww! Or maybe a blow up doll.

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  25. I hate the no-reason celebrity of the Karashians, but I would welcome a good rant about them. Especially since they don't seem to be going away yet.

    As for Hayden, she didn't fall onto my shit list until she pulled the diva act at that public appearance in Hawaii. Part of me hopes she has gotten over herself by now, but my logic says she will always be a self-important she-douche.

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  26. I liked her when she dated Stephen from Laguna Beach. I don't know who MS is but I can't think of anything Hayden has done in the last couple years.

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  27. #1...the guys that date her--gotta wonder if they do have unconscious attractions to the young because she is so tiny and looks/acts far too young.

    #2...she's known to be into the S/M B/D--I'm willing to bet she's a switch, but mostly top...this would explain the bigger guys (more of a thrill for her, this tiny thing, to dominate these enormous "manly" men).

    #3...Using the above as a starting point, this likely means Sanchez is a bit of a bitch.

    #4...LOVE the Sanchez passes to Sanchez skit...also love the Philosopher's sketch where everyone is named Bruce except the new guy (who they ask to call Bruce so it won't be so confusing). Monty Python Rocks.

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  28. I don't know. I find this girl extremely hot. I just do. Though, I don't understand why she chooses these guys that are tall enough to catch birds with their mouths while she's the size of a Snooki.

    I'd love to see her date somebody closer to her height. Like - well, me.

    Or Danny Devito.

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  29. I would have enjoyed reading that Kardashian rant.

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  30. To be fair, Enty, I like a good Kardashian rant, too...it's why they're in the random photos EVERY DAY that I don't understand. In short: ranting posts good, random photos bad.

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  31. She skipped Wilmer V but by now she is most likely too old for him.

    Maybe next round.

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  32. I thought she was super serious about the Russian. Go figure.

    @Ida - I have seen her interviews about The Cove (which I still haven't seen) and her efforts. She does seem to be quite passionate about it. Good for her.

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  33. Okay I KNOW she's not a child. She's an adult. I'm sure she acts like one (well, mostly) so the men that date her probably start seeing her as an adult. But... she LOOKS like a child. I can't get passed it. And it makes me look VERY suspiciously at every man that can have sex with her. There is no way I could have sex with a "man" that looked like Justin Beiber, even if he was actually 30 in real life. I just couldn't do it.

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  34. After her Amanda Knox movie, maybe the men are turned on by the image of Hayden gutting someone in an out-of-control sex ritual? Otherwise she's pretty much stopped working, no?

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