Mercede Johnston Goes Nude
Apparently the Johnston family loves to pose naked for the world. First Levi Johnston did some half assed version of nudity for a Playgirl spread and now his sister, Mercede Johnston did the same thing for the latest issue of Playboy. What is the deal with the names of these kids? It is like the parents picked brand names, but to make it seem cool dropped the "s" in both. So, instead of naming your kid Mercedes, she has to go through life answering the following sequence.
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I guess these days, if an actually-attractive famous person wants to get buck nekkid, she's more likely to disrobe for a high-end fashion magazine like Vogue or W. T&A is so commonplace nowadays, and Playboy is pretty lame and underwhelming. I mean...they featured one of Charlie Sheen's former porngirls on the cover as, like, the main draw. Really? I'm pretty sure that most of the dudes who read Playboy have ALREADY seen Bree Olsen without any clothes.
And seriously. Talk about bottle-scraping. This Mercede (GOD, I hate that name) chick? Ew.
...and I just noticed that if you take out the middle C and the E in that chick's name, it becomes the French word for shit.
Pretty appropriate.
I wonder if they might even have a sister hiding at home named after a character from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice...
Porsch rather than Porti?
I thought only celebs got to do strange things with names. I guess they knew she would someday be famous for something. Whatever.
Ha ha. I meant to say "barrel-scraping" up there, but now I've got images of the remnants from a bottle of pharmies, and I guess that also works.
uuummm, she is kinda homely.
why does her boob job look lopsided?
She looks rough, she has a teen mom look about her.
I think she looks like Levi in a wig.
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