Random Photos Part Two
Despite photos like these, Charlene spent her honeymoon at a different hotel than Albert. Plus, he went home early for DNA testing.
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz make their first public appearance as a married couple.
Eva Mendes is still not married, so I have hope.
Edward Norton is about to get married to this woman.
The Goopster on vacation with the Spielbergs, but not her husband.
Why did the two supermodels cross the road?
Apparently that whole Scientology thing is not as good as controlling addiction as they would have us believe, huh Kirstie?
Everyday Katie gets happier. It is because she has been spending so much time away from Tom.
Rosie and her girlfriend go boating.
Sinead O'Connor - Manchester
I cannot wait for The Zooey's new show, but for now will make do with Winnie.
I don't think I would ever recognize Sinead O'Connor walking down the street. When I think of her I picture her as a shaved head woman, 15 years younger.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long Charlene will be able to last...
ReplyDeleteWhatever time the contract stated and check paid for, I guess..
dammit. he's married. my stalking daniel craig days need to end.
ReplyDeletei can't believe goopdouche spends all that $ to keep so fit, yet doesn't invest in a hullahoop to try and get a little waist definition. dude, duane reade ain't that far and they're only $5.
I feel bad for Charlene that she didn't just leave when she had the chance, seems like she just sold out.
ReplyDeleteYou know what bugs me?
ReplyDeleteHow major religious organizations in opposition to gay marriage use the argument that legalizing it would destroy the sanctity of marriage. And yet Prince Albert can pull shit like this?
Its like the most irritating thing to me.
Totally Agreed Lauren! And I just think Zoe is cuter than a bugs ear. Love her!
ReplyDeletePookie you make an interesting observation on "goopdouche" lack of a waistline. She is all boney yet she looks like she has a fat waist just like mine LOL
ReplyDeleteLauren, I heartily agree, what a complete waste of time and it spits in the face of the "sanctity" of marriage.
Charlene sold out. Happens quite a bit to different Princes. Could William have gotten Kate Middleton if he worked at a Tire Factory? Probably not. Even Enty noted that.
ReplyDeleteRosie and her girlfriend look 'equally yoked' (that's from that crapy singles hookup site!)
How is Albert supposed to get the heir and a spare if they're at different hotels? Turkey baster?
ReplyDeleteI agree about the marriage thing. You would not beleive the number of wives and moms I come across on child rearing blogs that are either in open marriages or are swingers. I think I would stay single if I was not the monogomous type.
ReplyDeleteBaby watch on Daniel & Rachel...I've got a feeling.
ReplyDeleteWhen I look at Sinead O'Connor all I see is a ruined career.
I imagine Goopie is best in small doses...
@Lauren - agreed
ReplyDeleteummm anyone else remember when Sinead was beautiful? anyone? now she looks like Davey Jones with tattoos
It was reported last week that Eva has a crush on Larry David. If you're a bald, funny guy with a lot of money, Enty, - you're in.
ReplyDeleteI've been looking at too many Kim K. photos because that's who I thought was walking next to Daniel.
Whatever it is that Spielberg is filming with that camera - it will make 100 million opening weekend.
Is Zooey's father still working as a cinematographer? He was really talented.
Almost Free, Katie. Almost Free.
Don't they have Albert's DNA on file? This ain't his first ride on the DNA train.
ReplyDeleteDoes she have to produce an heir for the contract to be valid. That will be another DNA test.
wth is up with rob lowe's kid's tie. a little long no?
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ReplyDeleteI don't understand Charlene. She was crying on her wedding not because of happiness, so if she didn't want to marry him why did she????
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see Daniel's new movie, Alien and Cowboy or Cowboy and the Aliens (can't remember exactly).
Norton I could never figure out why women find him appealing cause I sure don't LOL. He is so wimpy.
Eeeekkkk @ FishStick. Like I always have said she is flat as a board, no ass and no figure at all. Also why is she even married to that Cold Play guy if you don't even see them together. The only time they are together is when the paps make a hint they might be divorcing each other lol.
Sinead looks so butch.
Zooey looks so cute.
Sinead is making my eyes bleed.
ReplyDeleteGwyneth looks pregnant in that picture (could just be the lack of a defined waist).
ReplyDeleteYou're all nasty against Prince Charming Albert de Monaco. Maybe Charlene had a thing for Jeff Zucker look-alikes.
ReplyDeleteSylvia -- I figured his managers offered her $50M or something, and her parents talked her into taking it, the way Princess Di was talked into going ahead with her wedding by her sisters (one of their husbands worked for QEII) a couple of dates before her wedding, when she'd found out about Camilla.
ReplyDeleteEd Norton is smart and charming....
ReplyDeleteLainey has lots of photo's of the Goop up, she looks better dressed...
ReplyDeleteBut Apple is a beautiful child.
weezy, I guess she must be in dire need of money.
ReplyDeleteGoop looks breakable. Favreau and/or his cinematographers deserve cred. for making her look hot 'n curvy in the Iron Man movies.
ReplyDeletesyl -- well, $50M is a lot of money, and she *has* been sleeping with him for 10 years already. They may have convinced her that it was simply a pre-negotiated divorce settlement. My big concern is that I really think she's heavily medicated -- there's just *something* about the way she moves and reacts to what's going on around her.
ReplyDelete@Bigmama - I do remember when Sinead was beautiful. During her Nothing Compares 2 U years. She had the face of a model. She was the original Amber rose.
ReplyDeleteRosie really is starting to look like my sister--whom she played in a movie. Get rid of that navy blue for some yellow and orange, preferably with a licensed Disney or Warner character, and she's there, again.
ReplyDeleteI thought Sinead was a man.
ReplyDeleteCharlene looks drugged out of her mind. She should have left when she had the chance, money or not.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for Charlene in the least. She's been with this guy for 10 so she knows what she is getting into. But I am curious about a couple of things. Why did she try and run (if that is what she did) before the wedding? And second, why did he wait so long to get married? He is a prince, and this is what princes are supposed to do, but he waits till he almost a senior citizen? I orginally thought he was gay and that was why he balked at marriage, but now it turns out he is just a horn dog, so what was stopping him from getting married years ago?
ReplyDeleteETA, Katie is looking much happier lately and only when Tom isn't around. I honestly don't know if they had a contract or what, but she certainly didn't seem to find the true love of her life in Mr Cruise.
ReplyDeleteI hope the drugging thing some of you are theorizing on isn't true :-/
ReplyDeleteThat takes Albert from horndog serial cheater to a complete different level.
Very serious allegations.
I am wondering if he would risk her being drugged in public though...
She was the saddest bride I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI had never even heard of this wedding before I came here - it sounds like a pretty sad affair.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE love love Darren Arronofsky so I am not sure how I feel about Rachel leaving him for Mr Bond... I hope he and the kid(s?) are ok.
Fishsticks manages a fine feat: so anorexic that her collarbones and ribs are showing, yet she'll still got a poochy stomach. We can ignore the bitty bolt-ons since they're fake.
ReplyDeleteSo - is she pregnant, or is that the protruding stomach of advanced malnutrition? Given her eating disorder, I say malnutrition. Bet she has hairy arms, too.
Happy to see Rachel and Daniel together and looking happy! Very nice. Just watched Rachel's AGORA last night on Netflix Instant and it was awesome! Highly recommend.
ReplyDeleteI also think she's medicated! Her reactions are not "sharp". This scares the crap out of me. My divorce is final today (hola!) after nearly 2 years of trying to get free. How in the world will she ever escape? As soon as they took her passport I thought she was a goner.
ReplyDeleteGoop has my 10 year olds body.
Blimey, WHAT happened to Sinead??!! She looks like a low-rent butch on the dole, yikes!
ReplyDeleteCharlene did try to leave Albert. The French police confiscated her passport and spoke to her in private, 3 times. I imagine there were a lot of threats and promises in those conversations.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the public pressure on Charlene must have been enormous. Whatever. If she can finagle a separate hotel room on her honeymoon, I imagine she can live a very separate life from him for quite a while, until she is able to divorce him.
I know Sinead O'Connor is bipolar and I seem to remember reading that she had some other health issues.
ReplyDeleteSinead just needs a good hair cut and a shirt that fits. She went down in a blaze of glory and I suppose she never recovered.
ReplyDeleteIf prince Albert in a can isnt abusive, I will be glad to marry him and pretend to be happy at social functions. Hell after a couple of years of marriage half of us are doing that anyway.
Snakeoiler I am assuming you mean Beth Simon, and youre right.
ReplyDelete@JasonBlueEyes - I SAW that re: Eva & Larry David and thought "Nooo....???" I thought she had some long term boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteI wish I looked that good/happy when I ran. Bitches. :)
"Nothing Compares 2 U" is one of my favorite 90's songs.
Zooey is ADORABLE! I kind of want to see Winnie The Pooh. Craigy Ferg is the owl.
Katie has been looking incredible lately. Love that she no longer looks sedated and tagged!
ReplyDeleteI agree that Goop has the body of a prepubescent boy child.
1) Princess Charlene has the smile of the woman who has consulted a good attorney
ReplyDelete2) Congrats, Ed Norton! I'm one of those who think he's sexy and I'm just glad he's conducted this romance on the QT and hope he's happy and ready to make great movies again.
3) Rosie's GF. Ugh. I hope you guys are in a happy relationship, but I think you're 20 years past a bikini bod (for the record: Not gonna acknowledge Mrs. Chris Martin)
4) You guys do realize Sinead O'Connor wouldn't have been famous at all except for the early version of autotune, right? I can't be the only person to know this! She can't sing!!!
I always loved Sinead's album "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got" and also own and "The Lion and the Cobra" and "Am I Not Your Girl?"
ReplyDeleteI don't know what her diagnosis is, but I always knew she was, ahem, "off".
Still love her.
oh, Sinead. A haircut she needs, yes.
ReplyDeleteCecelia00 -- maybe she agreed to take anti-depressants (WOW can they pack a wallop) because she bought into the notion that her unhappiness was all her fault. And she was going to "taper off" the prescription after the wedding jitters were over. Not factoring in the fact that the reason for her jitters (Albert) is now permanently glommed onto her.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if she has some sort of learning disability; word is she's had a terrible time learning French (odd since she's lived in a francophone country for 10 years now.) She's probably poorly educated, having spent most of her childhood training for the Olympics -- basically she's spent her life so far being coached.
Ed Norton was my crush too. Yes, even though he was with Courtney. He conducted himself well with her. I understand he's a real sweetie. He was good to everyone he came in contact with in Austin from what I heard. Good luck to him!
ReplyDeleteWasn't Zoey's mom in Twin Peaks??