Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Warning - Snooki Tongue

I am warning you right now that if you watch the video below, you will see Snooki's tongue and it will be sticking out and swallowing The Situation's tongue. You will also see two people being carried out on stretchers who remarkably are not people who fainted or instantly died from revulsion after watching Snooki use her tongue. You will also see bottles breaking, punches thrown and some really bad Italian. Welcome to Season 4 of Jersey Shore. I am surprised after watching this that Italian border control officers are still allowing Americans to enter their country. Can you feel sorry for a bidet, because I do.


18 comments:

  1. Boo! Not available to be watched in Canada! I'm sorry, I love watching these hot messes. Enty's description just managed to get me excited about the coming Italian season. I don't watch the Bachelorette, I don't watch any of the Housewives shows, but I DO watch this...it is a fist-pumping guilty pleasure and I WILL NOT BE ASHAMED.

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  2. i can't believe i watched that. i'll never get that time back.

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  3. Thanks for the heads up.. I won't be watching!!

    ((HUGS)) and cookies for those who did watch..LOL

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  4. Thanks for the warning. And yes, hugs and cookies for those who did watch....

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  5. Whew! Not available in my region! *L* I'm afraid to start watching this because I realize that I might get hooked. I HATE the Kardashians but I can't stop watching them. I even PVR'ed one of 'em last week. HELP.

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  6. Anonymous11:41 AM

    I watch Jersey Shore too! I said it. And Italians have trash too. Did you see that video on DListed yesterday?

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  8. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Italy. Most Americans are not this silly.

    So, so sorry.

    *won't be watching*

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  9. Couldn't see it, anita_mark - I searched back to Friday...are you sure it was on DListed?

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  10. I wish I hadn't clicked on that 'cause now I sort of want to watch this train wreck. :(

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  11. @ Rocket Queen, I saw it this morning. Pretty nasty Italian Ke$ha wannabe music video. NSFW, just FYI.

    That little trailer was all I have seen of this show. I need some serious soap to scrub down with. I feel dirty : (

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  12. Hahaha, the "I'm Ernie" - video. What were the lyrics again? Something with "I want to make feeling you good with blowjob, I want to feel you in my throat"...*L*

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  13. Ah, ok! Sorry, I DID see that, I thought she meant a Jersey Shore video ;) Yeah, that was.....something.

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  14. I'm ashamed that I just watched it the trailer and I'm even more ashamed to say that I will probably catch an episode or two (or all). But it will be on one of those days that it is a marathon and I'm home sick (at least that's the story I'm sticking to).

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  15. My DVR probably has herpes from all of the Jeresey Shore episodes I've recorded, but it's totally worth it. I'm surrounded by serious people all day long, and that ess is entertaining and ridiculous...again, totally worth it.

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  16. Anonymous12:59 PM

    The whole time I watched that Italian video, I thought, "ok, Italy can't be on a high horse now that this exists." We all have our trash, our embarrassingly tacky cousin we distance ourselves from but they always appear and embarrass you. But hot damn, I love Jersey Shore.

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  17. Hey, Leave Snooki alone. She just wants to get her smush on.

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  18. The only tongues I saw were Angela's raping Paulie's.

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