US Weekly Wins The Baby Contest
It is a good thing I did not bet because I would have put my money on OK! to be the first tabloid to report that Jennifer Aniston was either trying to or going to have a baby with Justin Theroux. Turns out though, US Weekly decided to go ahead and do the made up story. I don't blame them because the Jennifer Aniston baby covers sell very well and is probably the only reason OK! manages to even stay publishing. I think their philosophy over at OK! is that unless someone dies then you better have Jennifer or Angelina on the cover. I realize that I am going to look stupid if OK! does not have one of them on the cover this week, but I just checked and Angelina has left Brad behind on OK!'s cover. Whew.
Anyway, US Weekly says they are trying to conceive while on the island and Jennifer is trying to stay in tip top shape for the effort. Yeah, because you know it takes a lot of working out to make a baby. So, who is the source who knows they are trying to conceive while on vacation? I put my money on the person sitting next to the person who wrote the article. I don't care they did it, I just think they get people to buy the magazine based on story they know is not true, but what celebrity is going to sue about that? The consumer should though. Oh, and are we really supposed to think that Stacy Kiebler has won George Clooney's heart? Really?
Lol! Other than JWoww's hot body makeover, this whole cover is full of bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI haven't read it yet, but Star covers it this week, too: http://www.starmagazine.com/
ReplyDeleteApparently (according to the cover) Justin's family is talking.
If by trying to conceive you mean they are doing the horizontal mambo, then yes, they are trying to conceive.
ReplyDeleteI don't she's ever wanted kids and there's nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't she gain about twenty or so pounds and lay off the coke if she's serious about getting knocked up?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, though, I cosign what califblondy just said.
I love the idea of George actually being interested in someone like Stacy Kiebler. Ha, snicker.
ReplyDeleteI call complete BS on this one. Jennifer has never struck me as Mommy material. And George has a heart when it comes to women? Nope.
ReplyDeleteWhy would she even want kids at this time? So she could raise teenagers during menopause?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteIf you would believe this covers, JA should have about 20 kids by 20 different men. These rags don't even have to write these stories just dig up the other ones and change the guy's name. This going all the way back to Vince Vaughn.
ReplyDeleteNow when JA breaks up with this guy, the rags can dig up all their old stories and change the guy's name to the current one.
if she wanted kids,she'd have them already.
ReplyDeleteOther than the shady way these two hooked up (regarding man stealing and the like) I actually LOVE Justin Theroux with Jennifer Aniston. I dont know why, maybe its cause he doesnt seem like a douchebag who would pony up to the paps *cough John Meyer *cough. I think she has more of a chance with a real, no bullshit dude and outta every one that she has been publically linked to, Justin seems like the best bet for that.
ReplyDeleteJen's biological clock says, how many years do I have left to rock a bikini, not, how many years do I have left to start a family.
ReplyDeleteZing! Nailed it, GG.
ReplyDelete'Gives a FUCK???
ReplyDelete(not directed at Enty...directed at the stupid tabs who crank out this drivel year after year after year...)
ReplyDeleteLast year there was a blind reveal that Jen Aniston had had a miscarriage right around the time Brad started filming Mr & Mrs Smith, if that's true his betrayal must have come close to destroying her.
ReplyDeleteIf I had her kind of money I'd rent a womb, modern science is a wonderful thing. Just ask Nicole Kidman.
20 years ago Us was actually a decent magazine. It was more like Entertainment Weekly back then. Actually Entertainment Weekly has become a lot like Us now.
ReplyDeleteHuh. Funny how that worked out.
@JBE - you think so? I feel like EW has a bit more integrity than the rest of these rags.
ReplyDeleteI agree with califblondy & jax
Clooney isn't going to fall for Stacy BUT I bet she is the best sex he has ever had and that is serious high praise.
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