Do Not Let This Woman Watch Twilight
Apparently the woman above takes the whole vampire thing way too seriously. See, Josephine Rebecca Smith of St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested over the weekend for attacking a 69 year old man. Not with her hands or a weapon, but just her teeth. Oh, and this all happened at a Hooters. The 69 year old man had fallen asleep outside a Hooters and the next thing he knew this woman was attacking him and ended up biting chunks off his face and neck. He managed to escape and when police showed up they found the woman covered in blood and half naked. I am guessing there is way more to this story than either of them is telling the police, but the man was not charged with any crime while Josephine was charged with aggravated battery of an elderly person.
She belongs in a mental institution. And I'm not blaming the victim here, but who falls asleep outside of Hooters?! Weird.
ReplyDeleteWHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?!?!
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The news report I read said the Hooters was "abandoned" and not in operation. I'm sure its a crackhead magnet.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing - who falls asleep outside of a Hooters? Very bizarre.
ReplyDeleteOh - Jessica, that makes more sense.
ReplyDeleteShe's a hooker, he's a john, deal gone wrong.
ReplyDelete@ MontanaMarriott--
ReplyDeleteThey apparently find a lot of 'em in Florida!
Really good beaches there and in nearby Clearwater and both are full of crazies, crackies, hoodlums and Scientologists.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she takes True Blood too seriously ...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, excellent season finale of True Blood last night!
ReplyDeleteWell, they let her clean up for her mug shot apparently. Could have been way more Nick Nolte/James Brown (thus more entertaining) if they'd just thrown her in front of the camera.
ReplyDeleteBiting chunks off his face and neck? That's some Max Cady/Cape Fear shit right there.
ReplyDeleteI read the Hooter's was abandoned. I thought he was homeless and she was a looney.
ReplyDeleteDon't let her watch Twilight? :)
ReplyDeleteMe thinks this girl is a huge fan of Twilight/Vampire Diaries/True Blood ETC.