Thursday, September 15, 2011

Today's Blind Items - Fashion Week

This one actually was heard at Fashion Week, but does not really have anything to do with Fashion Week. Anyway, this former A list movie actor who is now doing mostly television as he gets older, but still looks good recently had a much younger girlfriend. A celebrity girlfriend. Things looked like they were going well so the sudden breakup between the pair was assumed to be because the guy got tired of being asked if the girlfriend was his daughter or even grand daughter. Anyway, the real reason they broke up was that our actor started dating the cousin of the celebrity. In fact, the cousin broke up with her boyfriend just to be with the actor who was cheating on her cousin. Got all that? Everything ended in one big miserable mess.

33 comments:

  1. Is Morgan Freeman doing TV? Oh wait, he's just doing his granddaughter.

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  2. So Scarlet's cousin broke up with her boyfriend to be with Sean Penn? I got confused at the end.

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  3. Sean Penn doesn't do TV, Goldblum is now on CSI, which is a WTF in itself, ha!

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  4. I guess she should have kept her mouth shut and not told her cousin Jeff's BIG secret on how he gets the ladies to love him!

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  5. Sean Penn would NEVER stoop so low as to do television. He even looks disgruntled if he's forced to attend the Oscars -- probably because the live telecast is keeping him away from his collection of pornstars and bags of blow.

    I really like the Jeff Goldblum guess, but I'm not sure he does more television than movies at this point.

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  6. Jeff G was hot back in the day, now......ehhhhh (of course, I'm not hot any more either but what the heck.)

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  7. Alright. If JG's now on CSI, I'm on board with msgirl's guess.

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  8. @Big Mama -- Well...put Jeff next to Sean. Which one is more of a dreamboat? I actually think Jeff is still pretty cute, but I've also had a tiny crush on him for a looooooong time.

    I think the ever-brilliant Michael K. had the best description of Sean EVER: he's got the face of a German Shepherd.

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  9. how about James Woods and Ashley Madison?

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  10. @Ida - good point....compared to Peen, he is a solid stud muffin.

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  11. I was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with Andy Dick as the guest and they hinted that someone from The Fly likes to steal young actress girlfriends by seducing them in his acting class

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  12. I was thinking about that dude who appeared on a few episodes of Entourage, James Woods.

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  13. I think this is Pacino, since he has gotten older he is mainly doing alot of the HBO movies, first the Kevorkian one and then next the Phil Spector role and he is based out of NYC.

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  14. I immediately thought Goldblum, but is his girlfriend a celebrity in her own right? Baldwin's girlfriend is just a yoga instructor, I think.

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  15. It's Jeff Goldblm. Girlfriend was/is Lydia Hearst and cousin is Amanda Hearst. Lydia is a socialite and does some acting. Plus, They're both part of the Hearst family.

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  16. I was going to say James Woods until I remembered his twinkies aren't celebrities (otherwise they'd want to share his mirror...)

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  17. I like the Alec Balwin guess. Did he have a girlfriend though? Jeff Goldblum is a decent guess too. He was dating some young model looking girl.

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  19. I think it's Alec Baldwin.

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  20. Alec Baldwin's gf is a yoga instructor, that's not "celebrity".

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  21. For the record--a few seasons ago Sean Penn appeared in an episode of Two and a Half men.

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  22. @ audrey i thought of that- and he was on Friends too for a 3 episode arc - maybe 4 eps.

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  23. I'm probably late to the party, but FYI, JG on L&O, not CSI. And I'm not even texting! I can't remember which Law and Order it was (is), but it's definitely not CSI. Ted Danson's the new guy on CSI this year.

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  24. I immediately thought Jeff Goldblum and know he did Jurassic Park, but was he ever considered A-list along the lines of Michael Douglas or Dustin Hoffman or Martin Sheen back in the day?

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  25. I have to go with Jeff G, and I would still hang with him in an instant.

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  26. Hipster is right:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2009219/Jeff-Goldblum-58-splits-model-girlfriend-Lydia-Hearst-Shaw-26.html

    "And now, the age difference between the Jurassic Park star and 26-year-old Lydia Hearst-Shaw is being cited as a reason for their recent split."

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  27. Goldbloom - dumped Lydia Hearst-Shaw for Amanda Hearst, her cousin.

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