Which award-winning, aging actor/director has been donating his sperm to his lesbian friends for years so that they could have their dreams of motherhood fulfilled?
Mel? Wasn't it always rumored he donated to Jodie? Bad guess maybe, I can't see him having tons of lesbian friends, but who knows. He's got a million other kids, why not, lol.
@AKM, sperm donation and IVF are two different things. IVF is a grueling process that requires a woman to take a lot of hormones to produce enough eggs for donation, and then again to prepare her body to carry an embryo created outside her body.
Getting pregnant by donor sperm takes about 3 minutes. Lie down, put sperm into body with tube/baster, have baby 9 months later. I'm the mother of a donor child, so I've done it myself.
I'd buy either Eastwood or Gibson for this. Beatty prefers another method of donating sperm. :=)
re: David Crosby: actually, he was a decent-looking guy when he was young, and he has an older son by a previous relationship who's played in a band with him and who's dark-haired and gorgeous, so I'd say any of his bio kids stand a decent shot at turning out good-looking.
@Miss X If the Church doesn't have a problem with donating sperm, why do they have a problem with the activity necessary to get the sperm in the cup? If I remember correctly, masturbation is frowned upon by the Vatican.
"If the Church doesn't have a problem with donating sperm, why do they have a problem with the activity necessary to get the sperm in the cup?"
The Church's stance on sex basically comes down to the fact that the only acceptable reason for sex is procreation. So masturbation would be fine if it's for the purpose of creating another Catholic.
I feel like this could be Eastwood for some reason.
ReplyDeleteMr. J. Edgar? Clint Eastwood?
ReplyDeleteMel? Wasn't it always rumored he donated to Jodie?
ReplyDeleteBad guess maybe, I can't see him having tons of lesbian friends, but who knows. He's got a million other kids, why not, lol.
Oliver Stone?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea, really.
Oh wait, scratch that - I didn't see actor/director.
ReplyDeleteI second Mel Gibson.
I don't think it could be Mel. He's so uber-Catholic to the extreme, and IVF is a no-no that he probably wouldn't support.
ReplyDeleteJust an idea.
If this had been your own blind, Enty, I'd file it under a "kindness."
ReplyDeleteLOL @Surfer!!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I keep thinking it's Ron Howard. *wondering how many lesbian couples in Hollywood have a ginger kid?*
ReplyDeleteThe three guys who would fit the bill are Warren Beatty, Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood.
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks?
ReplyDeleteEastwood.
ReplyDeleteI thought Crosby from Crosby, Stills Nash & Young was the father of Jodie's kids?
ReplyDeleteSusan -- no, he's the bio dad of Melissa Etheridge's kids.
ReplyDeleteBecause who doesn't want the genes of a fat, short, balding addict for their kids, right? :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Texshan - my bad. Can't keep the sperm donors straight anymore!
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson for Jodie Foster?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Robert Redford?
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Warren Beatty bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteSuspects: Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford, Warren Beatty, Kevin Costner..
ReplyDeleteIf this is true I wonder how many children he has?
@AKM, sperm donation and IVF are two different things. IVF is a grueling process that requires a woman to take a lot of hormones to produce enough eggs for donation, and then again to prepare her body to carry an embryo created outside her body.
ReplyDeleteGetting pregnant by donor sperm takes about 3 minutes. Lie down, put sperm into body with tube/baster, have baby 9 months later. I'm the mother of a donor child, so I've done it myself.
I'd buy either Eastwood or Gibson for this. Beatty prefers another method of donating sperm. :=)
How about Robert Redford? My, would those genes improve the appearance of the general population!
ReplyDeleteMr. Nespresso.
ReplyDeletegibson wouldn't do this. doesn't the church frown on IVF?
ReplyDeletei don't see clint doing it either. redford, i can definitely see. that's my guess.
as for jodie foster, i've always thought RDJ gave her his sperm. they were very close friends and she named her son 'charlie.' kinda fits, no?
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Robert De Niro to me.
ReplyDeletere: David Crosby: actually, he was a decent-looking guy when he was young, and he has an older son by a previous relationship who's played in a band with him and who's dark-haired and gorgeous, so I'd say any of his bio kids stand a decent shot at turning out good-looking.
ReplyDeleteI thought Matthew McConaughey was Jodie Fosters baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck ;)
ReplyDeleteRemember how Jodie Foster recently backed Mel Gibson when no one else would? Makes me think this blind fits them.
ReplyDeleteAnd, as some other posters stated, I don't think the Catholic Church has a problem with donating. It's IVF they don't allow.
@Miss X
ReplyDeleteIf the Church doesn't have a problem with donating sperm, why do they have a problem with the activity necessary to get the sperm in the cup?
If I remember correctly, masturbation is frowned upon by the Vatican.
I'd pass on the aging sperm if I were these ladies.
ReplyDelete"If the Church doesn't have a problem with donating sperm, why do they have a problem with the activity necessary to get the sperm in the cup?"
ReplyDeleteThe Church's stance on sex basically comes down to the fact that the only acceptable reason for sex is procreation. So masturbation would be fine if it's for the purpose of creating another Catholic.
ardleigh, I love it! It's been too long since Affleck was our go-to guy!
ReplyDeleteNutty Flavor, I understand the difference, thank you. NONE of those methods are approved by the Catholic Church. That was my main point.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki - Masturbation isn't allowed by the CC, either. Anal and oral sex, even by a married couple, aren't allowed either.
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