National Enquirer Blind Item
WHAT former ABC prime time star has a kinky side that borders on the disgusting? The brunette beauty’s fondness for her filthy fetish was so well known among her former crew and cast mates that they nicknamed her “Kinky Katie!”
Um. Kate Jackson? Was Charlie's Angels on ABC?
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ReplyDeleteEvangeline Lilly?
ReplyDeleteI like that guess, Ida! I was trying to remember if Heigl is a blonde or brunette at the moment, but I'm sure they had *other* nicknames for her...
ReplyDeleteProbably Kate Jackson considering her neighbors claim she is a disgusting hoarder on the level of those on the hoarding TV show.
ReplyDeleteThe Enquirer tends to have a lot of blinds and articles about Stars of Yore, too. That's what makes me think it's Kate Jackson.
ReplyDeleteMy Grandma has a subscription and I tear through a stack two feet high every year over the holidays. I won't lie.
I like the KJ guess, CA was on ABC as were all of Spelling's shows in the beginning.
ReplyDeleteI second Erin. Definitely Evangeline.
ReplyDeleteI was a hardcore Lost fan, and probably know way too much about that show (and I'm sure many of you feel the same way). For one thing, Evangeline's castmates referred to her as "Evie" -- why would they refer to her as her character? I guess they could, just to be cute, but I just don't see her fitting this blind. She seemed to get along pretty well with her castmates and crew, for one thing (well enough to sleep with one of them for years and years and later get knocked up by another), even if she came across as a whiny snot in interviews.
ReplyDeleteAnd they had a few areas in Hawaii where they shot their scenes, but it was still a somewhat claustrophobic place. She bitched all the time about wanting to get off the island. I can't imagine she'd have much room or privacy if she had some gross fetish.
I think it's Kate J. because she was famous during a time when there weren't cameras and tabloids absolutely EVERYwhere. If this were about Evangeline, Ted C would have probably penned some blind a few years ago and made her John Mayer's counterpart. He'd call her Mrs. Super Dooper Cooper Pooper Scooper or some shit.
My first thought was Katie Holmes.. Does the name have to be Katie though, couldn't it be kind of like calling someone a Debbie Downer or Negitive Nancy?
ReplyDeleteOK...so keep the actress blind...but please tell us what the fetish is!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope Kate Jackson isn't a hoarder! If she is I hope she gets help.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Ida: Mrs. Super Duper Cooper Pooper Scooper!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd do the same thing w/The Enquirers if I saw a big stash!
Audrey:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/has-kate-jackson-turned-into-a-grey-gardens-hoarder/
http://www.starmagazine.com/news/exclusive-report-kate-jackson-fallen-angel
I think Ida is right about Kate Jackson. And that's how she knows so much...Grandma's stash of National Enquirers. I am actually jealous.
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ReplyDeleteHave to say though, Kate looks good. She was a customer at a place I used to work and she looks awesome for whatever age she actually is. Bat-shit crazy, but looking good!
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