Let The World Know When You Just Had Sex And How Good Or Bad It Was

So far about 10,000 people in this world have downloaded the app that lets you share with the world when you just had sex and the ability to rate it from one to a five. I have no need for such an app because I never have sex and if I ever did and someone wanted to rate me, they would be wondering why they had to at least give one star. It also lets you share where you had sex. Think of it as like a Foursquare for sex. Go to a hotel and you can see how many people had sex there and what position they had it in and then share your experiences too. So, how does that make you feel when you go to a room at a hotel and discover that 38 other people have also checked in there and had sex. I can see why this app would be popular with like that guy who wrote the long date letter about having four dates a week. He would love this kind of thing. Would you ever use this app?