National Enquirer Blind Item
Which former teen-star-turned-hunk had to do some quick thinking when his mom called to say she was driving over to tidy up his Hollywood home? The mama’s boy, who was heading out of town when he received the last-minute call, quickly dialed his manager to go wake up and get rid of two naked girls who were fast asleep in his bed!
Shia LeBeouf
ReplyDeleteShia LeBeouf's scrawny angry hipster ass has about as much sexual magnetism and prowess as a stalk of celery wearing a speedo.
ReplyDeleteIf this is him, all limp vegetables are going to be so happy, because their chance as the next 'hunk' just got a whole lot better.
I'm looking at you Chace Crawford.
Taylor Lautner.
ReplyDeleteMom's a nosy little busybody isn't she? "Cleaning up" is just an excuse, surely this guy can afford a housekeeper. Need to change the locks and tell mom thanks but no thanks on the maid services.
ReplyDeleteGrow a pair and tell Mommie NO !!! Once you're living on your own parents can no longer call the shots.
ReplyDeleteZac Efron.
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal? But that would've been Two naked men...
ReplyDeleteTaylor Lautner's people doing damage control. Of course the "blind" part kind of wrecks that theory, I guess. I'm just disturbed by the idea that Shia can find two women to have sex with him, especially at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI'm with timebob, Efron immediately came to mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd before it is stated that 'we all know he's gay', I would like to state for the record that I never bought that rumor. According to people like Ted C every attractive guy in HW is gay.
I think Brad Pitt dispells that theory quite nicely. I can see Efron taking advantage of being young,famous,pretty and rich.
I can see him being a momma's boy, though.
Timberlake. Known as a huge Mamas Boy, admittedly
ReplyDeleteJT.
ReplyDeleteI'm with LMSM - Justin Timberlake is one big momma's boy!
ReplyDeleteBut who are the 2 twitts sleeping in his bed? Can he truly get 2 women?
If Lil' Wayne can, why not then JT. I guess.
I'm laughing at all the mama's boy types in the comments. Of all the one's listed, I'm thinking only Zac or Timberlake could get two girls in his bed.
ReplyDeleteJT. Biel and her girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteOh Zebra, at first I thought why would JT need to hide Biel, certainly his mom knows they are dating but then I finally woke up..Excellent answer!
ReplyDeleteMario Lopez
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