Jennifer Lopez Leaves Marriage Open So Tabloids Will Watch Her
You know what Jennifer Lopez loves most in this world? I hope her kids, but after that I'm pretty sure it is being on the cover of magazines every week. You know how you do that? You find yourself a boyfriend and keep open the option that you would be willing to get married again and have babies again. AngistonJ have this down to a science and that is why you see their photos on covers most often. Jennifer knows her acting career is being kept alive by some guy who stays up late at night blowing on two embers in a fireplace hoping for a piece of coal and her music career is being propped up by a deck of cards and companies willing to pay for rights to her songs. So, tabloids are necessary and when she was on the Today Show yesterday morning and Letterman last night it was all about the tease. She is barely out of her marriage and she is already willing to say she might get married again. Please.
I don't doubt that she is willing to get married again. At this point I think she's going for Elizabeth Taylor's record
ReplyDeleteWhile you may have something with your JLo theory, I truly believe Aniston would have covers regardless. Always baby ones, or, of she was married headlines would read "IT'S OVER! Aniston's new husband catches her with Brad..." With of course, a sidebar explaining that Aniston's new hubby and Angelina Jolie were exchanging ilfprmation via emails...
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ReplyDeleteOf course she will get married again. Again, and again, and again. The woman doesn't know how to be in a relationship and not be married.
ReplyDeleteI thought this photo was a screen cap from "Jersey Shore".
ReplyDeleteShe will get married and married again if that means she'll become the more famous that Elizabeth Taylors many marriages. The one thing JLo loves the most in the world is not her kids, or being in magazines every week (although she feels worthy of it)...she loves herself the most.
ReplyDeleteShe has horrible taste in men. Look at the way he wears his hate. My 16 yr old intern wears his hate like that.
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ReplyDelete^Hate or hat works just fine in that sentence. ;)
ReplyDeletewhat a hunk! ::eyeroll::: she is making herself look like such a loser : http://www.x17online.com/Jennifer%20Lopez/casperheadshot460inset112211.jpg
ReplyDeleteI just crack up every time I see a picture of him. Seriously, the guy is just, well, funny-looking. It's like he *should* be handsome, but comes off as just goofy instead.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a betting woman, I'd put my money on her getting married, hmmm...let's say 8 actual marriages, with 10 more engagements that don't come to marital fruition.
She is pathetic, and can't be alone. Of course she will get married again.
ReplyDelete@Astrid, no kidding. He's got a Pauly D thing going. That's not a compliment.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what they talk about.
Really can't stand the guy. Something about him.
ReplyDeleteI think at a certain point marriages lose their meaning for some people and they are just like having a boyfriend. The number doesn't matter, no matter how high it increases.
ReplyDeleteOh she will totally marry again. Several more times, is my guess.
ReplyDeleteShe is really coming off as a pathetic publicity slore....again.
ReplyDelete@anita_mark - I love me some Pauly D! This guy is creepy/skinny/goofy compared to Pauly.
ReplyDeleteYeah, guys like Pauly D are my type. (sighs and hangs head in shame).
@nolachickee; I adore Pauley D too, he's funny and has a great grip on reality (all uses of the word). Not to forget, he actually works for his money. This little whelp is just working JLo so, really, he only earned the right to his stupid expression.
ReplyDeleteI can squint and almost see a Jon Cryer resemblance. He looks like a doof.
ReplyDeleteShe will probably remarry many times, unless she finally figures out that she should let someone else pick out husbands for her.
@Mari and Nola, I like Pauly D too. He and Vinny are the only two who don't make me shake my fist at the tv in anger. But I don't find him attractive at all. His hair and the way he wears his hats drives me nuts.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, I'd love to listen to them talk.
I'm convinced she is MV. Enty never refers to her as a singer.
ReplyDeleteNow this post just talks about her "music career".
Loooooooathe her.