Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Have Split
One thing I will say for Kneepads, they rarely go for the good gossip, preferring instead to kiss as much publicist butt as possible, but when they do, they are always right. Their cover story this week is all about Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis and how they live separate lives and how after 13 years of being together, it is over. So, dig through your closet and find your best clothes because you never know when you will have your chance to get some one on one time with Mr. Depp. You might even want to clean the dust off your well worn VHS copy of Private Resort and explain to those younger than you what exactly a VHS is. Oh, while you are at it, cassettes too. Don't bother to explain an 8 track because you will just blow their mind and look at you like you came from the future.