Michael Fassbender Is In A Glorious Mess

Do you like how I used the headline about Michael Fassbender and a former movie he was in? It was either that or talk about his peen which George Clooney seems to admire so much. George has obviously not seen the photos of Travis Barker's peen. That thing could seriously have its own area code.

Michael Fassbender reunited with an ex this week. That is not unusual. What is unusual is that the pair just about had sex in a chair at a bar before moving back to Michael's hotel suite. What is more unusual is that the woman, actress Leasi Andrews, obtained a restraining order against Michael back in 2010 because he allegedly beat her. Oh he also dragged her alongside their car and to top things off nicely he burst an ovarian cyst. This sounds like a real charmer so I can see why you would want to hook up again. Nothing like living on the edge and waiting for that next beating.