Random Photos Part One
Four parts today.
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez out aside their differences enough to actually touch each other at a press event for their new show.
Nick Cannon make his first appearance since being released from the hospital so of course
Mariah had to take center stage. "Superstar. When I get nervous, I smell my hands."
The on again and off again girlfriend of Derek Jeter.
So many photos always of Miranda Kerr, so how about some of Orlando Bloom.
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz in London.
Peaches Geldof sells her pregnancy story to Hello.
Does anyone else think James Wilkie looks nothing like Matthew Broderick.
Solange Kowles walking a runway in Milan.
Nick Cannon make his first appearance since being released from the hospital so of course
Mariah had to take center stage. "Superstar. When I get nervous, I smell my hands."
The on again and off again girlfriend of Derek Jeter.
So many photos always of Miranda Kerr, so how about some of Orlando Bloom.
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz in London.
Peaches Geldof sells her pregnancy story to Hello.
Does anyone else think James Wilkie looks nothing like Matthew Broderick.
Solange Kowles walking a runway in Milan.
OMG Mariah. That dress is horrible, and makes her look fat!
ReplyDeleteSolange looks great!
I think James Wilkie has Matthew's eyes....
Yeah, I was just going to say there's something about James Wilkie's expression that reminds me of Matthew. It may be his eyes.
ReplyDeletePeaches and her corpse look like the couple who own the house where the stranded travellers take shelter from the raging thunderstorm in half the films Hammer ever made.
ReplyDeleteLove how Orlando and Miranda always have that baby hands on.
ReplyDeleteI think James looks just like his mom.
JLo is just gorgeous, no matter how irritating she is.
Mariah's dress is hideous!
Peaches baby daddy - his hair - ugh it just skeezes me out.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see Basement Baby is out and in such a pretty dress.
I agree w/ @parissucks & @MM - I could almost see Farris in his face.
ReplyDeleteThat dress does no favors for Mariah.
ReplyDeletePeaches BF = Edward Scissorhands?
James Wilkie looks reminds me of Jodie Foster!
Mimi is gonna be pissssssed when she sees how big that dress actually makes her.
ReplyDeleteOh Mimi, that dress is soooo unflattering.
ReplyDeleteJames Wilkie looks very much like Matthew Broderick. big eyes, pasty complexion, the hair....
ReplyDeletebflogrl, that was my first thought too.
ReplyDeletewow, javier lost weight. looks good.
peaches looks lovely there...altho the thought of her procreating scares me.
I too thought there's something of Ferris in his look -- I was thinking the nose for some reason. Maybe it's the features generally being sort of fine, I don't know.
ReplyDeletemariah....wtf?
ReplyDeleteif i didn't know better i'd think those were look-a-likes of Jlo and Marc.
why the hand holding?
Mariah - you need some flowy dresses or some ruching or something OTHER than what you are wearing. Your kid is really cute, though. Ditto for the Bloom baby. So sweet.
ReplyDeleteI hope this Peaches trick is off the drugs.
Beyonce's sis looks nice.
Yay for Orlando Bloom. So good to see a father carry his baby.
ReplyDeleteOh Mariah, what a AWFUL dress! But you just have to have all the attention don't you? You make Diva a funny (haha) word.
James looks like Paul McCartney.
ReplyDeleteIs Peaches G marrying Snape's illegitimate son?
ReplyDeleteWhat.the hell is mimi.wearing
ReplyDeleteOh no, Mariah. Just...oh no. Burn that dress.
ReplyDeleteI actually think James Wilkie is a perfect cross of his parents.
First babies tend to look most like mom...
ReplyDeleteOkay, Mariah, that has to be the worst dress I've ever seen on you. Girl, you look mamoose, and your breast implants are trying desperately to escape, but in opposite directions.
ReplyDeleteMarc must have had a spray tan, he looks alive for once.
ReplyDelete@Fawn Neun!!!!
ReplyDeleteMariah is built like a truck driver and really, really, REALLY shouldn't wear dresses like that. Solange is at best moderately attractive and only got that gig because of her sister. Peaches Geldof is an addict. I hope she doesn't fuck that baby up.
ReplyDeleteHow old is that footage of Mariah in that weight loss commercial? She looks HUGE here compared to that. That thing around her neck looks like some sort of yoke, for crying out loud!
ReplyDeleteAlmost didn't recognize Javier. Or Peaches.
I've never seen Solange resemble Bey more than she does in this photo.
I LOL'ed for real when I saw Mariah...I suck.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I'm Team Peaches. I'm really pulling for her to get her life together and not follow in her mother's footsteps.
Warning to Mariah's entourage. Keep pictures away from her, because if she sees how she looked in that dress, the tantrum is going to be long and painful. Good lord, someone should have stopped her before she left the house.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, Skeletor is so teensie weensie! Don't you just want to squeeze his cheek (face) and say "Did all that big noise come out of this little guy"?
ReplyDeleteI think James Wilkie looks a whole lot lot Matthew.
ReplyDeleteMarian looks horrible, even for her. Just horrible, and she's not really that big. She needs a stylist or a friend who's not afraid to tell her the truth.
I audibly gasped at MiMi's dress..Atrocious dosen't even begin to describe it. What? Did she get rid of all the mirrors in her house?
ReplyDeleteI think James Wilkie looks a lot like Matthew Broderick as well.
ReplyDeleteMariah has a hard body type to dress well.
RQ: ITA about the perfect mix of both parents. I think that was pre-rumors/marriage troubles. I am very glad though that she was not trying to hide surrogacy and is very involved in James Wilkie's everyday life. It's refreshing that the pap pics are always of her taking him to school.
ReplyDeleteSherry - I think you might be onto something.... Maybe the servants changed all the mirrors in Mariah's house to circus mirrors that make you look tall and skinny. I could see her looking passable in that dress then. I would hate to be on the ass end of her tantrum when it erupts.
ReplyDeleteDitto RQ - I've always thought James Wilkie was a perfect cross of his parents. I get the same vibe from Colin Hanks.
ReplyDeleteI wonder (fear) what kind of name Peaches and that freak are going to saddle their poor child with? I hope they don't follow the pattern set by Peaches' parents.
ReplyDeleteOK. The circus mirror theory is making me pee my pants. Love it.
ReplyDeleteThe mirror theory makes sense 'cuz usually cheap ass stores use them and Mariah's frock definitely looks like something from the Versace outlet.
ReplyDeleteI hope she doesn't get fired from the weight loss thing.
James Wilkie looks like a mini Kid Rock.
ReplyDeleteWho is Peaches baby daddy? I had no idea she was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Mariah Carey always seem to fail when it comes to dressing for her body type?
ReplyDeleteThe outfit she wears in that Jenny Craig ad looks awful on her too. She's too 'soft' in the middle to be wearing that stuff and I'm the last person to rip apart someone for their weight. I just don't get it.
That's Minka Kelly? It looks just like Leighter Meester.
ReplyDeleteI think Wilkie resembles Matthew, esp. around the eyes, and his grandfather James as well.
ReplyDeleteAt least Mariah is not flashing her ass at a minor boy-child there.
ReplyDeleteI think James Wilkie looks like his namesake.
I like the dress on the woman who just walked past Solange.
1. I can't hate on Mariah. Unlike Bouncy, she has the talent to back up any assertions of diva-hood and I'm willing to believe she's actually standing by her man as he recovers from that horrible medical scare he had. I'm also willing to believe any assertions of bad behavior against her is just perfectionism and she probably demands much more of herself than of anyone else. Plus I prefer her cover of "I'll Be There" over the original, so there.
ReplyDelete2. Orlando Bloom's little one is too cute, but it's really difficult for me to comprehend an Orlando Bloom who's a dad. I don't know precisely why.
3. Does anyone know if Peaches is away from the $cienobots or is she going to do all of that silent birth/complete disconnect from baby for the first week after birth/unhealthy barley water concoction in bottle crapola? Too bad she's not a run-of-the-mill $cienobot and will never seen her child torn away from her and forced into the Sea Org labor camps at 10.
4. The one good thing about Sarah Jessica Parker is that she's nothing like Carrie Bradshaw, thank the Lord. A Carrie Bradshaw would not dress down and be so casually affectionate like SJP is with her son. Oh, nearly forgot another thing -- her character in The Family Stone was the only one of said film I didn't want to push into a burning building.