Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Your Turn


Hayley Roberts finally said yes to a Hoff marriage proposal. My question to you is would you marry The Hoff?

41 comments:

  1. Good luck to the future ex-Mrs Hoff. Just close your eyes and remember it pays better than waitressing!

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  2. Anonymous10:04 AM

    The fact that she's about to jump off a high building suggests that NO is the best answer.

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  3. There ain't enough booze or drugs in the known Universe to make that happen.

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  4. I'm not an attention-hound, money grubber, or glutton for punishment so the answer is no.

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  5. I'd rather poke out both my eyes with a sharp stick.

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  6. Seriously? This is a serious question? I think you know that not one person on this earth, except for Hayle would said yes to him.

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  7. If he popped the question on the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, he may not have given her a ring. I wonder if they allowed him to take such a trinket up there.

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  8. I would not date him let alone marry him! Used to love him waaaaay back in the day, but the drunken cheeseburger video cured me of that!

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  9. Only after I made out with Paris Hilton.

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  10. The thought is pretty disgusting. Imagine... the smell of booze and a some awful cologne... the sound of his squeaky pleather suits... hair crispy with product... god no.

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  11. I could never date , let alone marry a known alcoholic

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  12. I'd rather jump of of that building first.

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  13. I'm surprised THE HOFF passed the mandatory sobriety/breathalyzer test required of all people wanting to climb that bridge. Shout out to OPRAH's Austrailian episode for that info.

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  14. I would need a pre-nuptial agreement on who gets the cheeseburgers and visitation rights for K.I.T.T. but hey, why not?

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  15. There are some things in this world for which there just isn't enough money.

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  16. After watching him eat that burger off the floor, I wouldn't get close enough to him to hold hands much less marry him. He's nasty. He's getting that old plastic look now. I like how Hayley's looking at the camera and posing instead of looking at his gross ass. Yeah, she really loves him. Wonder what's she's receiving from this unholy union.

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  17. I should not have looked at that pic of the Hoff. I stayed in a beautiful hotel in Sydney where I had such an awesome view of the opera house and the bridge and now all I can see is the Hoff mixed in with those formerly awesome memories LOL

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  18. Hell to the no. There's not enough money in the world to make me clean up an old has-been's vomit in the morning.

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  19. Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! 2 alkies a happy couple does not make. We'd be giant wino's eating burgs all day. Seriously.

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  20. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Well, I don't want to marry ANYBODY but if I wanted to get married, sure, why not? He's no more disgusting than 90% of the other men out there.

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  21. What Syko said...

    We'd definitely need a full-time DD though.

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  22. No thanks.

    On a somewhat related note, my fiance and I are watching all the seasons of Sons of Anarchy and watched an episode last night starring the Hoff as a former porn star turned porn exec. He was really funny.

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  23. My prenup demands:
    - $5M upfront, payable on my wedding day
    - lifetime supply of Binaca
    - lifetime supply of Lysol
    - lifetime supply of pepto bismol, to prevent me throwing up every time I kiss his alkie mouth
    - no hamburgers in the house. ever.
    - $10M payable upon filing of divorce papers
    - posession of KITT in the inevitable divorce

    So yeah, do you think he'd marry me?

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  24. A fading hunk with out of control booze issues is not my idea of great marriage material. Uhhh, NO.

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  25. hmmmm, I remember Whoopi Goldberg saying no one in Hollywood had more money than The Hoff!

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  26. I would not marry him here or there.
    I would not marry him anywhere.
    No I would not marry the Hoff.
    I do not like him, cough, cough, cough.

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  27. ^^^ too funny!

    Nope, me neither. Not the Hoff or any other addict.

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  28. I would second Boriqua's elegant Dr. Seussian answer.

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  29. If you asked me 30-some years ago, back when he played Snapper on Young and the Restless, I'd say HELL YES. Man, he was hot. But now? never never never.

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  30. Gawd no! He has too many issues. And since I'm not looking for publicity, which is all that marriage will net the wife, I wouldn't even consider marrying him.

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  31. No. And the bridgeclimb is awesome, highly recommend it. Also, no, he would not have had a ring, you must take all jewellery and watches off before the climb.

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  32. Noooooo. No.


    RQ - I'm jealous that you have episodes left of SOA. I can't WAIT for the next season!!!

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  33. Only 4 episodes left, Maja - I'm already regretting that we burned through all the seasons so fast. Last night Clay beat the crap out of Gemma. Just...wow.

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  34. BOOO what a cliche. Top of the Barbour bridge.

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  35. I am with Seachica.

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  36. No...Not ever. She just wants to publicity and the money. I give it two years max.

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  37. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Who the fuck is Hayley Roberts? Better brush up on some skills young lady. No one wants their claim to fame to be "the girl who porked the Hoff".

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  38. Oh HELL NO! I never liked him when he played Snapper on Y&R. My sister watched that soap until DOOL came on and I made fun of the Hoff mercilessly.

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