Random Photos Part One - Post Oscar Parties
Irina Shayk insisted her dress was not low cut and did not show much skin. Seriously.
Her successor to the Sports Illustrated cover, Kate Upton was way more modest.
Heidi Klum and Bar Refaeli play with each other's butts.
Heidi then forces Kyle MacLachlan and his wife to make out. Awkward. They don't look like they do that much.
Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman.
The Beckhams.
Tweedle dee and Tweedle crazy.
Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler play their favorite game. Who has f**ked someone younger.
Jason Statham and his much taller girlfriend Rosie.
Miley Cyrus looks pretty good here with Liam Hemsworth who does not look too shabby either.
Totally agree about Miley and her piece.
ReplyDeleteRaise your hand if you're totally sick and tired of seeing Statham and that girl in the photos everyday.
There's Heidi and Miley too...
ReplyDeleteJLo looked so gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteLook at Posh's body language. Totally pulling away from David.
Our answers to today's blinds are in Pictures #1 I see!
I swear I thought Miley was a young Madonna. Freaked me out.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it looks like Heidi is pretty hammered.
ReplyDeletePosh might've been the only person posing harder than AJ.
Miley looked GREAT but after I read that she screwed someone under a table, it kind of ruined it for me. But seriously, that's the prettiest and most put-together I've ever seen her.
ReplyDeleteHope Enty posts a Gerard Butler photo. He looked fantastic, rehab did him good!
Well my comment box has now changed over.
ReplyDeleteHeidi looks so happy in the pictures, makes me sad that she went and drunk dialed.
And no one is surprised Katie looks like she's in her early 40s.
ReplyDeleteJlo and her stale ass cinnabun hairdo need to retire. She is so 1997.
ReplyDeleteDon't like the new comment box. Seems harder to follow, IMO.
ReplyDeleteMore like Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Crazy.
Yeah, seems like Heidi is behaving like she's drunk.
J Lo did look gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale did too.
That Irina's lips are just gross.
Was this before or after Miley's Adventure Under the Table?
ReplyDeleteDidnt like Jlos dresses, either one of them. Surprised at tackiness. She often looks better on Idol than she did last night.
ReplyDeleteUnder the table?? What???
ReplyDeleteShe does look absolutely amazing here and her guy is really hot!
Miley looks really good for once but her antics turn me off.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale and Jlo booth look gorgeous.
The Becks look good but that body language speaks volumes.
I love Kyle so much on Portlandia.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale is striking.
ReplyDeleteI CANNOT believe how good Miley looks.
Uuuuuugggggh. Kate Beckinsale's dress is SO ugly. Wow.
ReplyDeleteI think Miley cleans up well. That dress is a little matronly, but she and Liam make a pretty couple.
I don't bother reading body language from photos like these. They pose for 8 billion photos. If you look at Posh and Beckham (he's so hot), they are looking in different directions, posing for different photos.
ReplyDeleteFor the most part, the women in these pics make me want to kill myself, they're so gorgeous.
@Vickie, I'll never tire of Statham pictures, I don't care who else is in them.
Bar's bootie is pretty amazing in that dress, I gotta say.
ReplyDeletePosh looks so miserable.
ReplyDeleteShoot me now...Miley looks good.
ReplyDeleteShoot me again 'cuz Gwynnie outfit is nice.
That was hard to type.
I like J.Lo's second dress better than nipply flasher ensemble.
How high are Toms shoes and how much is Katie bending her knees?
ReplyDeleteBars got some bootie.
Why can't Miley get some help in her casual wear like she does in her formal looks?
Miley is stunning
ReplyDeleteMiley looks amazing. Perfect old Hollywood!
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch the show -- can someone tell me what Cruise did that the web is waying was crazy? Other than the botox/Restylane/tucked tighter than a hospital bed face? Tx.
ReplyDeleteRosie & Jason do it right, it isn't written in some law book that the man must be taller then the woman.
ReplyDeleteThe whole bended knee, bent head just makes you look so silly. Tom you married a woman taller then you, you love tall women, just own it. Katie, stand up straight, you won the DNA lottery, just own it.
Just hold her around the waist and be proud.
Liam looks a bit wrinkled there, I wonder if that was pre or post under the table sex.
I do like to read into body language, and wow, does Kate Beckinsale look like she's about to fall over, she's leaning away from hubby so hard.
ReplyDeleteI thought Kyle was kissing Sandra bullock!!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts:
ReplyDelete1) Miley really does look good there.
2) SERIOUSLY?! MILEY IS AT THE OSCARS AGAIN?! BASED ON WHAT?
Miley Cyrus is really a stunner, right ?!
ReplyDeleteSomeone please please tell Heidi Klum to wear longer hemlines !!She's too old for these --I swear I'm not an ageist.
But really, she's too old to be wearing dresses that just about cover her cooch !
@Ice Angel - Earlier today Enty posted this BI: "This former A list tweener kept up her one person bucket list of sexual experiences to try. She pouted and emasculated her soon to be very close to A list movie star boyfriend, but now just a B- until he agreed to have sex with her under a table while people were sitting there. Very loud party. No bathroom sex for her. 'Been there done that. Gross.' This will be revealed."
ReplyDeleteThe masses agreed instantly that Miley was the correct answer.
I thought Miley look way too old.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale's dress is...horrible. Her husband is handsome.
ReplyDeleteJ Lo looked great.
Love Miley's hair.
I, too, thought Miley looked the best she has in a while -- very grown-up. However, I couldn't help but thinking she probably REEKED of cigarette smoke.
ReplyDeleteHow could you possibly have sex under a table in that dress Miley was wearing?
ReplyDeleteAlthough JLo's face looks really good for her age and gorgeous skin, I can't stand her hair up in the bunn. I think it's hideous. I also thought her oscar dress made her look chunky...though her breast area looked great. Overall, not impressed.
ReplyDeletePosh is pulling away from David, not because there's something to read into the photo, but that's because it's her Posh Pose when she poses with David. She's showing off her skininess and her dress.
Miley actually looks beautiful and classy. Totally different than how she's usually dressed. I like it alot on her.