When moms dress up like their beauty pageant kids. Umm, the one on the left. What is in her mouth? That whole thing looks way too S&M for me.

She doesn't smile, but Victoria Beckham does play with David Beckham's balls.

Katie Holmes after dance class.

If AnnaLynne McCord could act like this while playing a character she might actually be good.

Brooke Mueller emerges from rehab to go work out.

Coco does the robot.

Elisabetta Canalis got a job.

Evan Rachel Wood on the set of her movie.

Jennifer Lopez gets groped be her guy.